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This may have been the wrong thread.
  
I don't listen to global news nor have I been out of the States, so I don't know at all.

I accuse NP of spoiling indie movie endings.
  
But I haven't really watched any indie movies that I know of.






I accuse the np of swapping the Copyright Shells with Grape-Shot
  
I don't know what those are!

I accuse NP of replying to this.
  
I'm acknowledging it, but not replying to it.

I accuse the NP of purchasing the last box of off-brand oreos.
  
how was i supposed to know anyone else in the world actually likes jojos lmao

i accuse np of having teeth
  
technically, yes.
are they hard? no.


I accuse the NP of not looking at the link in this post.
  
Well, I kept trying to, but I kept getting a 403 error.

I accuse NP of wasting time.
  
Well I mean yeah, but in my defence I'm not sure how to actually start the work

I accuse NP of not liking the Harry Potter series!
  
Are we talking about the books or the movies?

I accuse NP of losing the game.
  
I hadn't until you mentioned it!

I accuse the NP of pretending to speak in French while really speaking gibberish.
  
Hey, we we're playing a drama game!

I accuse NP of procrastinating their work
  
That’s because I’m researching something more important.

I accuse NP of not researching.
  
Hey, I thought he was the one doing the research.





I accuse the NP of getting his Latin noun case-endings all wrong
  
Excuse me, I have learned Latin for at least four years!!!

I accuse the NP of not knowing any other language at all.
  
Excuse me, I have learned German for at least four years!!!

I accuse the NP of not knowing any other language fluently.
  
I don't even know this one all that well, don't pick on me :(

I accuse NP of eating bees
  
I only eat their honey.

I accuse np of not knowing who I'm an alt for
  
In my defense I've been away for a while.



I accuse NP of eating my cat food.
  
If I ate anyone's cat food, it would have been my own.

I accuse NP of being equal to P.
  
No, as we are biologically different from one another.

I accuse NP of booping someone.
  
If I see something cute, I must boop it. It's what I do.

I accuse NP of putting milk in their cereal.
  
I have milk, and I have cereal, and the two shall never meet, except in my tum-tum.

I accuse NP of contributing to the TwoCans website.
  
It's not my fault I'm stuck in the internet and this site is my only way of communicating with the world to let them know. Seriously though help please I'm stuck in this computer and can't get out.




I accuse NP of not letting me out of the computer.
  
How does one even accomplish that..?

I accuse NP of not giving clear instructions.
  
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