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(For 5 minutes after one is offline, it will still say “Online now”, even though they aren’t.)
  
ok
  
Granted, It now puts an hour delay before being considered offline or online.

I wish I was a fish.
  
Granted, you get caught by your friends and eaten.

I wish for a pencil.
  
Granted. It's literally made of poop. The only non-poop part is the lead; 6H.

I wish I didn't need to upkeep my body and still stay alive.
  
Granted, but your body stays in crappy condition the entire time you are living

I wish that teeth would stay healthy no matter what for the entirety of the population without any downside to it.
  
Granted.
People are given special mouthwash.
Procedure:
Measure mouthwash; a teaspoon for each tooth you currently have.
Brush with mouthwash and toothpaste mixture; a pea-sized lump is fine.
Use before and after every meal, as well as when you wake up and when you go to bed.
Repeat daily. Refills for children are free, but for those who hold a job, it’s one day of minimum wage for a week supply.

I wish aging would be cured.
  
granted, but people would live forever and earth would become overpopulated within a matter of decades


I wish that I remembered to make a wish
  
             [ERROR]
No wish found. Please input wish to 
continue.
  
yo how'd you do that
i wish i knew how to do that thing that the guy above me did.
  
Granted. 
Quote this post to find out.
Fair warning:
Doing this might deal fatal damage 
to your device.

Whist you do that...
I wish for the ability to 
autotranslate any language.

User message: Not a guy. I am a female human.
  
Wyyca21 said:
Granted. 
Quote this post to find out.
Fair warning:
Doing this might deal fatal damage 
to your device.

Whist you do that...
I wish for the ability to 
autotranslate any language.

User message: Not a guy. I am a female human.


yes. thank you
  
             [ERROR]
No wish found. Please input wish to 
continue.
  
cool
  
does it work?


oh nice. it does.
  
User message:
How in the world did I manage to derail this?
  
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