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You will now never miss a plane flight for flight 45.

The ability to answer questions on TCaS
You’ll help out quite a few people.

The ability to ask questions on TwoCans.
You gain much knowledge.

The ability to eat food off the floor
Food shall never be wasted again!

The ability to pop bubble wrap on the first time.
Online shipping just got better

The ability to build ricer cars
Make the first rice-powered car. Or the first functional car made of rice.

The ability to instantly categorize colors cleanly, but not create or name them.
There's probably an optics career in store for you (if ricers were actually rice-powered, then they wouldn't have that negative stigma)

The ability to slow time, but for 1 second at a time
You can slow down that second indefinitely, allowing you to slow down time for as long as you want.

The ability to fly, but no more than 1/2 a meter off the ground.
just like a hovercraft

the ability to mask photos but only if the backgrounds of the said photos are green or blue
auto green screen

the ability to smolder
quick and easy way to get out of a stranglehold

Captain Crunch's phone phreaking abilities in 2020
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