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I start a fresh batch of rice. I mix in a chicken broth.
  
I add the old batch of rice to the rice.
  
I start ankther fresh batch of rice and add chicken broth, and watch lowcaffeine42 closely to prevent anymore hijinks.
  
I add chicken ramen noodle flavoring to the rice.
  
I slap lowcaffeine’s hand away before he can ruin my hand made chicken broth.
  
{0.0} OH SNAP YOOOO!!! THAT RICKDICKULOUS! I ADD A SPICE OF CINNAMON!!!
  
I again stop lowcaffiene from ruining the broth. “I’ll let you add when you actually improve it.”
  
Nicely chopped carrots, chopped by Gordon Fucking Ramsieeeeeee himself.
  
and a whole coronavirus
  
a WHOLE coronavirus?!
that's like...
ONE WHOLE CORONAVIRUS
omg
*i add temperatures above that of the surface of the sun, in a vain attempt to denature the pathogen, but inadvertently ruin the rice instead*
  
I make a new batch of rice, adding COVID medications and vaccines to it.
  
just for safeties, i add a pile of surgical masks and a 3 walmarts' worth of toilet paper
  
I add in a half-Tom of chicken broth, hand crafted, and made with love.
  
I add in some caviar
  
I add in 3 bottles of kombucha
  
I apply the space rocks. Yes, THE space rocks.
  
I add in some nuts
  
i add in some monotheism. with baldr.(not a typo, just a norse god.)
  
I inivte the rest of the Norse Gods to cancel out the monotheism.
  
i add in the end of Ragnarok, thus creating monotheism with baldr.
  
does fenrir count as a god?

anyways i crack a standard chicken egg into the rice and stir with a wooden spatula.
  
I toss in an item sliding toon link. He stirs the rice and then his systems crash.
  
i add a t-spin and an l-spin
  
Let's speed this up! I throw in a highly volatile bomb flower!
  
I add a stasis rune, a tree trunk, several axe swings, and a single arrow.
  
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