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[John]

GOLD EXPERIENCE RETURN THIS DUCK BACK TO LIFE

Probot said:
Furen:

Wait...
*pulls gallon tub of Dawn out of backpack*
They use this stuff on ducks all the time, right?


Is that a personal attack or something
  
No. Dawn dish soap is powerful.
  
And why do you think it's called dawn?
  
Named after the time of day, most likely?
  
Furen:

Is it alive?
  
[John]

Should be
  
Furen:

*kicks it*
  
[Jack]

Does it scream in pain? Kick it some more.
  
[John]

Carson!
  
Furen:

Where?!
  
Furen:

*kicks duck again*
  
[Peter]

I don't think it's alive.
  
Furen:

But John...

SAmSung, yoU caN't DiE juSt YeT. YoU jUsT StarTEd.
  
Furen:
*attempts to use a defibrillator on duck*
  
[Duck]

*Aliv*
  
[Peter]

Damn, it's actually live? Nice!
  
[John]

So, what exactly is your name duck?
  
[Duck]

I am Duck
  
[Jack]

*shakes duck's hand*

Welcome!
  
[Duck]

I am Duck
  
[John]

*Grabs gun from bag* SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME
  
[Peter]

JESUS! It probably can't say anything else! Don't shoot it!
  
[Duck]

I am Duck
  
[John]

I warned you. *Shoots water at duck*
  
[Dusk]

*Duck turns all black*

DO THAT ONE MORE TIME, BOY AND I WILL SMITE YE!

*Duck reverts back*
  
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