Two Cans & String

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It's very difficult to enforce anything, though, so in reality it'll be "dead" when this thread is locked for one reason or another, or some other reason that prevents anyone from posting for an extended period of time.</div></div><br /><br />let it die (or: a thread full of resuscitators)", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1224756", "time": "1653455967", "html": "I log on every day and see nothing. I take a 3-day break and when I come back this thread is full? Wow, my timing can NOT be worse.", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1225188", "time": "1653647105", "html": "it died again, but I'm bringing it back to life", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1225257", "time": "1653668783", "html": "Round 76 is over. The button lasted 0.096 days.<br /><br />In a heavily ironic twist of fate, I have started round 77.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1225312", "time": "1653706076", "html": "Heavily ironic?", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1226748", "time": "1655336077", "html": "It has been 18.864 days. can i press the button?", "user": "alexonline" }, { "id": "1226787", "time": "1655358913", "html": "no. but I guess it's a bit too late anyways", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1226870", "time": "1655490829", "html": "Sorry bud I think I got to it before you<br /><br />Also I licked it so don't even try to press it", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1226871", "time": "1655492353", "html": "ew. what did it taste like?", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1227105", "time": "1655928342", "html": "Like ween", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1227106", "time": "1655931485", "html": "\ud83e\udd22\ud83e\udd2e\ud83e\udd27", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1227119", "time": "1655954415", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/noiwillnot\">noiwillnot</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">\ud83e\udd22\ud83e\udd2e\ud83e\udd27</div></div><br />My thoughts exactly", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1227332", "time": "1656488320", "html": "button <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">pressed</span>", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1227362", "time": "1656561221", "html": "C'mon guys I can't keep my finger on the button much longer I have to pee", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1227364", "time": "1656561869", "html": "you can go, I'll press it for you", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1227366", "time": "1656562112", "html": "Thank you kind sir<br /><br />or ma'am", "user": "creeperreaperx" } ], "users": { "andromedafallen": { "name": "AndromedaFallen", "key": "andromedafallen", "url": "/users/andromedafallen", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/32932.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1195" }, "datboi9726": { "name": "DatBoi9726", "key": "datboi9726", "url": "/users/datboi9726", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21584.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3935" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34217.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3578" }, "creeperreaperx": { "name": "CreeperReaperX", "key": "creeperreaperx", "url": "/users/creeperreaperx", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/32876.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "148" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33587.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2601" }, "alexonline": { "name": "AlexOnline", "key": "alexonline", "url": "/users/alexonline", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34189.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "481" } }, "page_num": "25", "locked": 0, "total_pages": 25 }

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