Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "12126", "posts": [ { "id": "1278965", "time": "1679157784", "html": "i think he is just doing things to prepare for college (act or whatever, things like that) he's 14", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1278966", "time": "1679157787", "html": "Impossible what?! How old is theki?", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1278974", "time": "1679161850", "html": "I'm pretty sure he's 14", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1278975", "time": "1679161953", "html": "yes he is 14 like i said i just said that!!!!!!!", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1278976", "time": "1679162787", "html": "theki must provide clarification", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1278977", "time": "1679163294", "html": "please clarify <img src=\"https://cdn.frankerfacez.com/emoticon/587063/1\" alt=\"\" />", "user": "user64837" }, { "id": "1279009", "time": "1679180528", "html": "im still older \ud83d\ude44", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1279015", "time": "1679181852", "html": "Yes, grandpa.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1279113", "time": "1679195815", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/dementedkermit\">dementedkermit</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Wait theki is in <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">university</span> college what</div></div>little thing called dual enrollment \ud83d\ude08", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1279123", "time": "1679195994", "html": "I have dual enrollment too. I have AP. I earn college credit for both, but I don\u2019t say I\u2019m working on university stuff.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1279124", "time": "1679196005", "html": "my school calls it early middle college", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1279141", "time": "1679196520", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/wlicky\">W_Licky</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I have dual enrollment too. I have AP. I earn college credit for both, but I don\u2019t say I\u2019m working on university stuff.</div></div>neither do i but it just makes sense for me to say that i technically am in college when its warranted as like a funny joke to bring up because if its not gonna harm anyone why say otherwise you know", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1280029", "time": "1679411009", "html": "<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">after much deliberation, and using the results from previous semesters of university, i am excited to announce our new curriculum.<br /></span><br />first order of business, teachers. i have contacted teachers that i have selected from the form via dms. they will go through ane extensive interview process so we will have to wait for that (if you applied to be a teacher and did not receive a dm you probably were not accepted or i forgot. feel free to reach out)<br />(if you would like to apply to be a teacher, please fill out <a href=\"https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSePEspnCVTfgHSQG0UdHKYASxAGPfkgLgUBATRgFYbJtGSS6g/viewform\">this</a> google form)<br /><br />the new curriculum will be similar but more organized, i will release the details once all of the teachers and everything has been put in order. expect more updates soon<br /><br />good luck", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1280034", "time": "1679413337", "html": "I still really can\u2019t tell if this is a game but if anyone needs help with\u2026 any sort of chemistry or biology; hit me up.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1280040", "time": "1679413632", "html": "perfetto", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1280045", "time": "1679414170", "html": "I will teach basic history. I will have different history classes, each lasting multiple semesters. I think the first history class will be the entirety of Chinese history, a big curriculum.<br /><br />Duolingo will be Theki's teaching assistant. Duo will provide students with "encouragement"", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1280059", "time": "1679417587", "html": "I will teach Pasta Professional and Illuminati Intern", "user": "blonlordpheonix" }, { "id": "1280188", "time": "1679438722", "html": "I will hopefully teach again. Toki Pona and JavaScript (+ using the course platform which I hope to migrate to PHP eventually).", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1280196", "time": "1679439678", "html": "Can Duo give your students "encouragement?"", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1280202", "time": "1679441508", "html": "No.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1280214", "time": "1679442344", "html": "he can "encourage" Illuminati Intern students", "user": "blonlordpheonix" }, { "id": "1280235", "time": "1679445470", "html": "In fact, Duo can "encourage" all the students of Bug University!<br /><br />Read: terrorize", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1280241", "time": "1679447072", "html": "bug can i be a teacher?", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1280253", "time": "1679448777", "html": "fill out the form", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1280255", "time": "1679449119", "html": "Go through the process like I did.", "user": "wlicky" } ], "users": { "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6672" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41631.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10521" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5964" }, "user64837": { "name": "user64837", "key": "user64837", "url": "/users/user64837", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30000.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "354" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41687.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3216" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41546.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5935" }, "4mu": { "name": "$4MU$", "key": "4mu", "url": "/users/4mu", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41680.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4145" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31054.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4718" }, "blonlordpheonix": { "name": "blonlordpheonix", "key": "blonlordpheonix", "url": "/users/blonlordpheonix", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41594.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "951" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41625.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11843" } }, "page_num": "20", "locked": 0, "total_pages": 21 }

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