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Granted you are executed painfully.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


I wish for death
  
Granted. It comes to you slowly, while you sit in agony, suffering for another 10 years.

Mwahaha you back.

I wish for something bad out of the vending machine
  
Granted it is painful death.




I wish that I could be anything I wanted to be.
  
Granted, but you cant move or speak



i wish i could have remembered the one assignment i forgot about when it mattered
  
Granted but you forget everything else, including how to breath and you suffocate.



I wish that I would stop procrastinating
  
Granted. You take up murdering instead.

Did you know that procrastinating is built into our brains? The stuff you learn on youtube.... It's built in from the dopamine released in your brain. The more "happy"........(stop. we came to have fun not to learn)......

I wish to be murdered by someone on this site.
And as a bonus wish, I wish my wishes weren't so gruesome.
  
Granted. For the first part, the murderer turns out to be Blake himself, as this was just his serial killer playground to pick his victims, grooming them over years through subtle messaging. This results in the second part. Your wishes become tamer, and this is how Blake knows it is time. Good-bye, friend.

I wish I knew what was wrong with my respiratory system.
  
Granted, but something goes wrong with your gastrointestinal system. Time to see a specialist!

I wish my girlfriend was home for my birthday....
  
Granted. She is home with someone else for your birthday.

I wish I could finally watch Desolation of Smaug and Battle of Five Armies.
  
Dang


Granted, you may watch them both in your choice of black and white on VHS or libcaca in a 80x40 terminal. The sound will be either turned down so low you can't really hear it at all or loud enough for a noise complaint from your neighbors. Again, your choice. In any event the audio has been brutally compressed and sounds like the dwarves' monthly clan-wide Skype call the entire time.

I wish we could all just get along.
  
Granted, but then we become so sick of each other we hate each other instead.

I wish my wishes wouldn't be ninja'd by you guys.
  
Granted, but that's because Blake picked off Sundog, too

2 down, 57753 to go

I wish that love wasn't so complicated
  
Okay, I'll make it simple: You'll never find it.

I wish for the power to grant my own damn wishes.
  
Granted but you can't come up with any wishes.

I wish I had the latest technology as soon as it came out with no charges or taxes.
  
You early-adopt all the latest tech. As you die from a dozen different side effects no one saw coming, at least your case provide a lot of learning material for medical students.

I wish you would do something nice for me.
  
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Granted. Your consciousness is implanted in a brain in a jar.

I wish Fallout 4 had a Winchester P94 I could find.
  
Granted, but that's because you're stuck in Fallout 4, like a twisted modern jumanji

On the bright side, you can make a real-life Arale's Basement!

I wish that xkcd had more comics
  
Granted, but you are restricted from seeing them

I wish
  
Granted, but

I wish for a can of Pepsi.
  
Here's some Pepsi in a nasty old paint can from the garage.

I wish they'd leave me alone so I can take a nap.
  
Granted. You take your long awaited nap on your deathbed.

Ba Dum Kshhhhhh

I wish for something good out of a vending machine.
  
Granted. You find out from police that it was stolen.

I wish for a tacopizza.
  
Granted. I eat it. Then I throw up, because it became a tacocat. I don't think this was corrupted.

I wish for a tacocat
  
You get a taco that's probably 100% real cat.

I wish for a foot massage.
  
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