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to cut things, you'd just have to turn around a bit, though hopefully the other eye wouldn't damage anything too valuable.





the power to summon red fabric, but not be able to touch it
  
You could make a carpet.

The power to turn invisible one second at a time.
  
a second when running can get you a couple feet without being noticed




the power of telekinesis, but only for erasers
  
Useful for party tricks

magnum dong
  
Hey, now you can put on monster condoms


the power of time travel, but you are unable to interact with the environment in any way, even the present
  
VERY useful for historians



Forehead vagina
  
another hole amiright

eyeball fingers
  
You can grab things without using hands




Finger eyeballs
  
Face-grabbing things.

Your dick or vag is another version of you
  
It'd be nice if you elaborated more on that, like do they just have a mouth? Or are they like a tiny conjoined twin? Do you still get the same level of sensation from the vag/dick mini me?

Anyway, two heads are better than one.


The ability to breath only carbon dioxide.
  
The ability to breathe underwater for as long as you can hold your breath
  
That's not a superpower, just a power everyone has. You know what IS a superpower?

The power to shit out any food whole as soon as you eat it.
  
The power to stop time but you stop with it
  
You can permanently freeze Logan Paul.

The power to watch How to Train Your Dragon anywhere
  
SomeKiddo said:
It'd be nice if you elaborated more on that, like do they just have a mouth? Or are they like a tiny conjoined twin? Do you still get the same level of sensation from the vag/dick mini me?

Anyway, two heads are better than one.


The ability to breath only carbon dioxide.


Ok, sad.gottem, They are a miniature version of you from the bottom up and they are like a conjoined twin... except fluids come from their mouth and they can't talk, think, or be useful. The only thing they feel is pain.
  
Okay Outdatedmemedark, thanks for the notes. Point still stands though, two heads are better than one.

That's a good movie, what's the downside?


The ability to pee from your tear ducts.
  
hey, it's easier than whipping it out and spraying when you're on the go

the ability to summon a pig familiar...but it just floats around and it's brain dead. it's just a floating corpse
  
That seems like a pretty good meat shield...


The ability to turn your body hair invisible.
  
Hey, you don't need to shave

the power to speak to fire hydrants
  
Fire hydrants see everything, they'd have some valuable information

The power to instantly change pennies into quarters, but it takes 25 of them to make 1 quarter
  
robbing mints somehow got a lot easier.

The power to burn yellow school folders
  
Create a bomb for which yellow school folders are the catalyst, mass destruction.

the ability to transform pickle slices into rabid mice
  
Huh... transmutation. Neat.

The power to fart glitter
  
Revolutionize the children's-tiara industry.

The power to completely empathize with the inanimate object of my choice.
  
>They will remember that

The power to finish a boss battle in at least one hour.
  
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