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Granted, but you don't have any oxygen

I wish I had some soda right now.
  
Granted but its trapped so when you open it is burst bc of Mentos.

I wish that I could travel to my school/Work Instantly.
  
Granted, but no suit or protection

I wish for unlimited doros
  
Granted but they try to eat you.

I wish for a million real dollars of American money
  
Granted, you found a suitcase of one million dollars, but it was stolen from a bank and you are blamed for the crime.

I wish that I had a newer device.
  
Granted, you have a next-gen vacuum cleaner



I wish I had a next-gen vacuum cleaner :p
  
it sucks

i wish i can stop making bad jokes
  
Thick, acrid smoke bubbles forth from the lamp as the genie laughs hysterically. Your vision blurs, your heart races, and the last sensation you feel before the cold dark veil of death shrouds your sight is the panicked realization that your life is all one long bad joke.

I wish for ten thousand puppies to appear in the middle of Russia
  
they appear in one cubic centimeter, causing a black hole.

I wish for good luck and good lunch.
  
Granted, but only today, every lunch from now on will be pure marmite




I wish I had a vacuum chamber
  
  • --. .-. .- -. - . -.. --..-- / .. - / .. ... / .- / -.-. .... .- -- -... . .-. / ..-. ..- .-.. .-.. / --- ..-. / ... .- -. -.. / -.-- --- ..- / .... .- ...- . / - --- / ...- .- -.-. ..- ..- -- .-.-.- / .. / .-- .. ... .... / - .... .. ... / -- . ... ... .- --. . / .-- .- ... -. .----. - / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
  
Granted, its in binary

I wish binary was more popular
  
Granted, but you can't understand binary.


I wish for world peace.
  
01000111 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01100100 00101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100001 01100100 00101110 0001010 0001010 01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110010 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00101110
  
granted, but you freeze the TwoCans servers from all that binary

i wish for robotic fish
  
Granted, but it runs OS



I wish I had a PC instead of a mac
  
Granted, but it's very old and has 5 pounds of dust in it.

I wish to go home
  
Granted but you go to your home the day before you were born and your parents stab you cause they though you were a burglar

I wish that I would become unaddicted to this site
  
Granted, but you become addicted to a porn site instead.

I wish that I could create the next popular mobile game.
  
Granted, but the balance becomes horrid due to rushing updates out too quickly

I wish Valentine's Day wasn't so complicated
  
granted, it's not. You're either enjoying the bachelor life and loving the freedom of being single or you have a special someone (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ the only downside is that you look bewildered

i wish I had a mac instead of a pc
  
Granted, have fun with your downgrade.

I wish I could afford a whole new PC.
  
Granted. New in condition, but it is very outdated hardware. Do you like playing TF2 at 3fps?

I wish for Doritos to not miraculously make me feel so tired.
  
Granted, but they give you projectile vomiting.

I wish I could find something in my pantry I wanted to eat.
  
Granted, it's the last piece of that food in the world. Goodbye, Fruit Gushers.

I wish for a cool t-shirt.
  
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