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I'm not Tracer, I have infinite blinks!


I accuse the NP of BrEaKInG tHeUniVeRsE
  
my cat knocked it over it wasn't me!

I accuse NP of stealing my left toes
  
The alligators were going to starve, and I had nothing else to feed them.

I accuse the NP of opening my birthday present.
  
I had to make sure the alligators didn't eat it!

I accuse Np of not feeding the crocodiles
  
I thought they were alligators!
I accuse NP of continuing the alligator/crocodile thing
  
But I didn't

I accuse NP of Forwarding chain emails.
  
I didn't, though.

I accuse the NP of riding the pony.
  
I ain’t no pony lover
I accuse NP of using electronic devices
  
False. I am writing this from my air freshener.

I accuse NP of not being up-to-date.
  
Not so daddy-o, I'm hip.

I accuse NP of being futuristic.
  
Back in my day, there was no future.


I accuse the NP of nothing.
  
I have done many crimes

i accuse NP of using metric
  
Eww I'm an American!


I accuse the NP of not using the metric system
  
What can I say, americans are special

I accuse NP of typing.
  
No, this is a picture of my beautiful handwriting.

I accuse the NP of drinking water.
  
I drink dyhydrogen monoxide not water

i accuse NP of having low battery
  
How did you know?


I accuse the NP of stalking me
  
I mean, what else am I going to do? Contribute to society? Yeah, right!

I accuse the NP of accusing me of stalking them.
  
False.

I accuse NP of using my wifi.
  
You are starbucks

I accuse NP of being blue
  
no I'm a ginger


I accuse the NP of being color-blind
  
I am actually regular blind, and deaf, and dumb, and can't feel, or taste, or smell.

I accuse NP of not believing me.
  
I don't you are correct


I accuse the NP of using twocans
  
i am a bot

i accuse NP of buying fame
  
I didn’t buy it, I stole it. Obviously. Who buys things nowadays?

I accuse NP of ripping up the toilet paper.
  
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