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Bob’s stomach decides that the antidepressants were poisons and expells the potatoes, along with the antidepressants, out of the GI tract before they were absorbed by Bob’s body.
  
But bob eventually does manage to mostly recover from his depression and also gets twenty dollars. (You can't be cured as far as I know, but you can get better.)
  
But he atores the 20$ in a bank that charges him 3$ a month for getting a mail bank statement and soon runs out of money. He begins to starve to death!
  
But there is a soup kitchen right next to his house that pays him to drink delicious and nutritious soup
  
But he contracts Ebola because he can only drink from a pond nearby.
  
World health organisation creates a cure to all illnesses in the nick of time, curing Bob in the nick of time
  
Unfortunately, it is extremely fatal in about 0.001% of cases. Bob is part of this 0.001%.
  
But the government comes out with an extremely effective immune system boost, and decide to use Bob as the first human subject. He survived and makes a full recovery.
  
But one of these government scientist doctors really has a grudge against bob for some reason, and shoots him dead.
  
That doctor happens to be doctor K from changed and instead just changes him into a wolf, from which he can change back.
  
But shadow beasts from LoZ: TP appear and attack bob
  
But they all get distracted playing Ocarina of Time. However, we must consider if Bob’s life is worth living at this point, perhaps, just perhaps, the kinder thing is to end his endless suffering, half of the time influenced by our desire to tie references into our posts. I rescind my previous statement. The shadow beings destroy Bob.
  
...or at least you had thought so, except a cutscene appears. Bob is in the twilight zone; alive but in pain.
  
But a man who can only escape the Twilight Zone by killing another real human kills Bob to save himself.
  
But you can't escape the Twilight Zone, you see... There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.


This man is incapable of killing Bob thanks to the hindrance the Twilight Zone has given to him. This unknown man of indescribable unimportance can never escape the Twilight Zone.
  
The show is cancelled. Bob is no longer in the twilight zone.
  
But then he gets trapped in a horrible pit of horrible horrors! Will our hero get out of this one? Tune in next time....
  
But it's a children's show. the protagonist always wins.
  
But the show gets taken off the air before the thrilling conclusion can be made, leaving bob to die in the pit of monsters or whatever
  
But even though the show ends the plot stays the same.
  
But the show gets bought out and rebooted by another company, which kills off bob in the first episode of the new, edgier season.
  
But the show that was brought back used special effects, so bob didn't actually die.
  
But the beavers are disguised crocodile special agents, who murder him, as we all know would happen.
  
But it's so cliched that they change it so that he survives.
  
Unfortunately, the actor playing bob has contracted a life-threatening disease, and their gofundme didn't make enough money to get them treatment.
  
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