ForumGeneral Discussion ► Easter
Excuse me, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
  
No sorry
  
Easter and Holy Week are awesome, man. Holy Week is the chillest week of the year where I live. Everyone takes off work, three day weekends. Everyone you run into’s usually a little happier than normal. It’s nice.
  
HELP
  
Easter. Simple as that. You’re a little too late.
  
I mean, "Zombie Jesus Day where sometimes a rodent breaks into your house and leaves bird babies filled with chocolate" is a pretty chill holiday no? Especially this year, right after "Jewish Thanksgiving where you drink wine and eat crackers and horseradish and somebody also hides a cracker for children to find"

But man, I have this craving for Matzoh Ball Soup, Gefilte fish, and Kugel now