Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11019", "posts": [ { "id": "1105078", "time": "1612917342", "html": "I would just like to brag a bit about my beautiful man, Tucker Antico. He's gorgeous and I will marry him one day. I don't care what y'all think. I could listen to him tell me the weather all day. <br /><br /><a href=\"https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fprofile_images%2F1346229403416743938%2FbAroT0x3.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Ftuckerweather&tbnid=G55JbBHLpUfnfM&vet=1&docid=dEub8kuqaE_NXM&w=399&h=399&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim\">Tucker Antico picture link.</a><br /><br />I will now be following (and stalking, yes) his Instagram. In the mean time, present to me a case for your cutest weatherman.<br /><br />Edit: oml visit his instagram at @tuckerweather to see his personality like omg hes so witty and cute I love him yes<br /><br />Another edit: ik I sound creepy but please dont hurt me I'm just crazy in love<br /><br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\"><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Mod-edit: Linkified, for all your clicking needs.</span></span>", "user": "garfieldmeitsgarfield" }, { "id": "1105083", "time": "1612919478", "html": "I fr thought the link was a rickroll", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1105084", "time": "1612919948", "html": "Since the link was an image URL, there is no way. Also, if it were true, this would be a troll thread that would've been locked or deleted.<br /><br />Speaking of a cute weatherman, have you seen Liam Dutton? Don't know him too well, but this video of him pronouncing Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is quite impressive:<br /><br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM<br /><br />He's also pretty good looking.", "user": "iateap0tat0" }, { "id": "1105109", "time": "1612939584", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/garfieldmeitsgarfield\">Garfield.Me.It'sGarfield</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I would just like to brag a bit about my beautiful man, Tucker Antico. He's gorgeous and I will marry him one day. I don't care what y'all think. I could listen to him tell me the weather all day. <br /><br /><a href=\"https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fprofile_images%2F1346229403416743938%2FbAroT0x3.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Ftuckerweather&tbnid=G55JbBHLpUfnfM&vet=1&docid=dEub8kuqaE_NXM&w=399&h=399&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim\">Tucker Antico picture link.</a><br /><br />I will now be following (and stalking, yes) his Instagram. In the mean time, present to me a case for your cutest weatherman.<br /><br />Edit: oml visit his instagram at @tuckerweather to see his personality like omg hes so witty and cute I love him yes<br /><br />Another edit: ik I sound creepy but please dont hurt me I'm just crazy in love</div></div><br /><br />I'd put $50 down on him liking boys. That's a twink if I've ever seen one.", "user": "ecr674" }, { "id": "1105119", "time": "1612959337", "html": "Idk, kinda looks more like your average frat bro.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1105125", "time": "1612966057", "html": "Aren't they usually like muscular? Idk maybe it's the angle.", "user": "ecr674" }, { "id": "1105148", "time": "1612976071", "html": "He definitely looks like a gay frat boy twink", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1105178", "time": "1612982421", "html": "He looks like a frat bro who is majoring in either poli-sci or business.", "user": "eriophora" }, { "id": "1105185", "time": "1612985132", "html": ""That new scientist, we now know he\u2019s named Carlos, called a town meeting. He has a square jaw, and teeth like a military cemetery. His hair is perfect, and we all hate and despair and love that perfect hair in equal measure."", "user": "coldfrost" }, { "id": "1105519", "time": "1613069060", "html": "I know that one<br /><br />That\u2019s from welcome to night vale right?", "user": "hydromaniac1" }, { "id": "1105548", "time": "1613071953", "html": "he also looks a bit like the dude who plays spider man<br /><br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">i dont know any actors names<div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\"></div></div>", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1105554", "time": "1613072555", "html": "New spiderman or old spiderman?", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1105567", "time": "1613072880", "html": "i dunno, the new one?", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1105570", "time": "1613072965", "html": "Meh, I can see it in the hair. That's about it.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1105575", "time": "1613073197", "html": "i havent seen him in awhile but i think its also the eyes<br /><br />but im also really bad at remembering faces so idk", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1105580", "time": "1613073667", "html": "Yeah, search Tom Holland. That's the new one. See for yourself.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1105589", "time": "1613073987", "html": "what if i dont want to do that and find out that im wrong", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1105591", "time": "1613074065", "html": "Works for me.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1105598", "time": "1613074461", "html": "i would like to show off our two weatherboys, <a href=\"https://images.app.goo.gl/EXRMuLcbC2Ai3j3D8\">chad</a> and <a href=\"https://images.app.goo.gl/Lr19KRQCeAMcdQaa7\">weird babyfaced twink</a>", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1105734", "time": "1613092742", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/poikichoi\">PoikiChoi</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">He definitely looks like a gay frat boy twink</div></div><br /><br />Why y'all coming at my man \ud83d\ude2d<br />Also he has a girlfriend but I just didnt want to bring it up cause it hurts me inside<br /><br />Another also: Chad boi is attractive sure but my frat boy twink is beautiful", "user": "garfieldmeitsgarfield" }, { "id": "1106406", "time": "1613240725", "html": "david payne<br /><br />hold on a sec lemme find a picture", "user": "kadaevr" }, { "id": "1106407", "time": "1613240765", "html": "<img src=\"https://hot-town-images.s3.amazonaws.com/kwtv/production/2020/April/14/bio--david-payne.1586896082345.jpeg\" alt=\"\" /><br /><br />david payne", "user": "kadaevr" }, { "id": "1106408", "time": "1613240807", "html": "chief meteorologist of kwtv-dt", "user": "kadaevr" }, { "id": "1106441", "time": "1613269285", "html": "I can't believe you killed two cats for that.<br /><br /><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/garfieldmeitsgarfield\">Garfield.Me.It'sGarfield</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Also he has a girlfriend but I just didnt want to bring it up cause it hurts me inside</div></div><br />Guess I owe somebody $50 lol", "user": "ecr674" }, { "id": "1106454", "time": "1613277842", "html": "yeah but any comment about my submission?", "user": "kadaevr" } ], "users": { "garfieldmeitsgarfield": { "name": "Garfield.Me.It'sGarfield", "key": "garfieldmeitsgarfield", "url": "/users/garfieldmeitsgarfield", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/12663.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "923" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20475.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3325" }, "iateap0tat0": { "name": "Iateap0tat0", "key": "iateap0tat0", "url": "/users/iateap0tat0", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19433.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "723" }, "ecr674": { "name": "ecr674", "key": "ecr674", "url": "/users/ecr674", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16118.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2494" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/4436.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2977" }, "poikichoi": { "name": "PoikiChoi", "key": "poikichoi", "url": "/users/poikichoi", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21039.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2431" }, "eriophora": { "name": "eriophora", "key": "eriophora", "url": "/users/eriophora", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16448.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "204" }, "coldfrost": { "name": "Coldfrost", "key": "coldfrost", "url": "/users/coldfrost", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20861.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7587" }, "hydromaniac1": { "name": "HydroManiac1", "key": "hydromaniac1", "url": "/users/hydromaniac1", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20924.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "267" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21064.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4233" }, "kadaevr": { "name": "kadaevr", "key": "kadaevr", "url": "/users/kadaevr", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16190.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "28" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 2 }

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