Two Cans & String

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background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/cheeseman\">cheese man</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">talk about whatever the f<span style=\"color:#ffffff;\">uc</span>k you want</div></div>Whatever I want?", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1112587", "time": "1614887733", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/antimonypentafluoride\">antimony pentafluoride</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/cheeseman\">cheese man</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">talk about whatever the f<span style=\"color:#ffffff;\">uc</span>k you want</div></div>Whatever I want?</div></div><br /><br />oh god, no", "user": "sertraline" }, { "id": "1112588", "time": "1614887814", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/antimonypentafluoride\">antimony pentafluoride</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/cheeseman\">cheese man</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">talk about whatever the f<span style=\"color:#ffffff;\">uc</span>k you want</div></div>Whatever I want?</div></div><br />don't dare talk about anything inappropriate or disturbing", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1112594", "time": "1614888022", "html": "Promise \ud83d\udc4d<br />I\u2019ll be back later", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1112600", "time": "1614888368", "html": "This must be how humans felt when they saw Pandora open her box", "user": "kyiijoy" }, { "id": "1112603", "time": "1614889081", "html": "Indeed", "user": "sertraline" }, { "id": "1112605", "time": "1614889620", "html": "how the hell did you skin get all pale", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1112608", "time": "1614889931", "html": "all of a sudden it turned blueish white", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1112609", "time": "1614889958", "html": "it's just sunscreen", "user": "sertraline" }, { "id": "1112611", "time": "1614890187", "html": "oh ok", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1112612", "time": "1614890289", "html": "i sure do want to make my own website", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1112615", "time": "1614890482", "html": "this message was made possible by squarespace", "user": "sertraline" }, { "id": "1112617", "time": "1614890513", "html": "is wix free to use without any rules", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1112619", "time": "1614890713", "html": "idk, so what kind of website do you want to make?", "user": "sertraline" } ], "users": { "cheeseman": { "name": "cheese man", "key": "cheeseman", "url": "/users/cheeseman", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20921.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1350" }, "poikichoi": { "name": "PoikiChoi", "key": "poikichoi", "url": "/users/poikichoi", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/22299.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3603" }, "sertraline": { "name": "sertraline", "key": "sertraline", "url": "/users/sertraline", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19772.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "51" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/22620.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3054" }, "kyiijoy": { "name": "KyIIjoy", "key": "kyiijoy", "url": "/users/kyiijoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20754.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "71" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 7 }

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