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{ "thread_id": "11165", "posts": [ { "id": "1125786", "time": "1617737941", "html": "discuss all your accidents that you happened with gravity, here.", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1125787", "time": "1617738004", "html": "today i was going to eat a donut, but i didn't want to dirty my hands so i used a fork, but when i lifted the fork and tried to tilt it, the donut slipped right off, and onto the floor. i wish i could slam gravity in the face, but gravity isn't physically touchable.<br /><br />now i have to walk to the local convenience store to get a new one, but i don't want to walk there, because there's people there. i don't LIKE when it's crowded.", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1125798", "time": "1617739136", "html": "dude remember that one cartoon where the kid is reading a book and he suddenly starts floating and only notices after a few seconds? that was wild. i assume that's what you were referring to.", "user": "kadaevr" }, { "id": "1125870", "time": "1617799162", "html": "no, i'm not referring to that one and i never watched it, but it sounds interesting.", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1126249", "time": "1617893239", "html": "I was on a trampoline when suddenly gravity pulled my back down on top of my arm, causing it to break.<br /><br />If gravity didn't exist that wouldn't have happened smh.", "user": "datboi9726" }, { "id": "1126253", "time": "1617893289", "html": "i know, right? screw gravity!", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1126350", "time": "1617903452", "html": "i read a calvin and hobbes strip just yesterday where that exact thing i just described happened<br /><br />the punchline is calvin's parents forgot to pay the gravity bill", "user": "kadaevr" }, { "id": "1126372", "time": "1617904893", "html": "damn", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1126771", "time": "1618082855", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kadaevr\">kadaevr</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">calvin's parents forgot to pay the gravity bill</div></div>Oh man, I remember that one from <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">ages</span> ago. Good times.", "user": "gws" } ], "users": { "cheeseman": { "name": "cheese man", "key": "cheeseman", "url": "/users/cheeseman", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20921.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1350" }, "kadaevr": { "name": "kadaevr", "key": "kadaevr", "url": "/users/kadaevr", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/22652.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "179" }, "datboi9726": { "name": "DatBoi9726", "key": "datboi9726", "url": "/users/datboi9726", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21584.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1078" }, "gws": { "name": "gws", "key": "gws", "url": "/users/gws", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/22657.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5076" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 1 }

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