Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11626", "posts": [ { "id": "1182564", "time": "1639862672", "html": "say what you got for a gift from any possible time<br /><br />Christmas, your birthday, 4th of July, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, who cares, just tell me the gifts you got or are getting", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1182565", "time": "1639862905", "html": "<h2 class=\"heading\">i got a shortsword made of stainless steel for my early Christmas present, it even had this symbol on the pommel</h2><img src=\"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/Cross-Jerusalem-Potent-Heraldry.svg/800px-Cross-Jerusalem-Potent-Heraldry.svg.png\" alt=\"\" />", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1182566", "time": "1639864955", "html": "I get a lot of hoodies when it comes to the holidays. I'm a hoodie guy.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1182568", "time": "1639865098", "html": "i got a pair of airpods for my 16th birthday", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1182574", "time": "1639875731", "html": "i don't remember presents", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1182592", "time": "1639889601", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/cheeseman\">cheese man</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">i got a shortsword made of stainless steel</div></div><br />Nice! I got an 80-year-old Toledo Steel Spanish Sword for my 18th birthday, my father handed it down to me. Let me tell you, be glad it's stainless steel, since it will otherwise rust like crazy.<br /><br />I restored mine over the course of three or four months. I was at college for only a few months, and by the time I got back, it had already rusted over again. Also, I completely snapped the strap off the sheath, and it's hard to find a replacement since leather sheets tend to be large and expensive.<br /><br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">The folks in the Telegram chat know how obsessive I got over it while I was trying to restore it. Very expensive and time consuming, not really looking forward to doing it again. Probably need to fill a bathtub with rust remover and lime and soak for 2+ days in order to fix it.</div>", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1182595", "time": "1639892164", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylljoy\">Kylljoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">The folks in the Telegram chat know how obsessive I got over it while I was trying to restore it. Very expensive and time consuming, not really looking forward to doing it again. Probably need to fill a bathtub with rust remover and lime and soak for 2+ days in order to fix it.</div></div></div><br />Ah yes, that was a fun story arc.", "user": "ecr674" }, { "id": "1182618", "time": "1639957501", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylljoy\">Kylljoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Let me tell you, be glad it's stainless steel, since it will otherwise rust like crazy.</div></div><br /><br />yeah, the brand that sold me the sword really did make a good decision on making it out of stainless steel. it was even for about 30 bucks. it's like the brand actually cares about its' customers' satisfaction.", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1182620", "time": "1639957721", "html": "hey vta, if you're reading this, i remade your pfp as a gift out of kindness. have fun.", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1182637", "time": "1639978387", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylljoy\">Kylljoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"> <div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\">The folks in the Telegram chat know how obsessive I got over it while I was trying to restore it. Very expensive and time consuming, not really looking forward to doing it again. Probably need to fill a bathtub with rust remover and lime and soak for 2+ days in order to fix it.</div></div></div> I told you to keep that thing oiled.<br />Stainless steel will make for a good decorative piece, but it is by necessity low carbon steel and therefore soft and not good for actual combat use. But it won't tarnish at least!", "user": "coldfrost" }, { "id": "1182650", "time": "1640011161", "html": "A stack of cash inside a red envelope for Lunar New Year.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1182728", "time": "1640068812", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/coldfrost\">Coldfrost</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"> I told you to keep that thing oiled.</div></div><br />Phrasing (?)<br /><br />Also, I've kinda given up at this point, since I probably won't be able to bring it back to school with me next year since my apartment bans "weapons", and the optics of a future tenant asking 'does that include Spanish longswords' is not good.", "user": "kylljoy" } ], "users": { "cheeseman": { "name": "cheese man", "key": "cheeseman", "url": "/users/cheeseman", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34533.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2851" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34228.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8995" }, "titanlord237": { "name": "Titanlord237", "key": "titanlord237", "url": "/users/titanlord237", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34284.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9020" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34540.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3544" }, "kylljoy": { "name": "Kylljoy", "key": "kylljoy", "url": "/users/kylljoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30724.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4679" }, "ecr674": { "name": "ecr674", "key": "ecr674", "url": "/users/ecr674", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16118.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3081" }, "coldfrost": { "name": "Coldfrost", "key": "coldfrost", "url": "/users/coldfrost", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23427.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8006" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34566.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7876" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 1 }

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