Two Cans & String

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One time she was walking in class and a turd just rolled out of her pants leg. She doesn't even care.", "user": "sunshinedust" }, { "id": "1185309", "time": "1642427929", "html": "She might have underlying disease because that doesn't sound typical.", "user": "titanlord273" }, { "id": "1185312", "time": "1642429962", "html": "What the fuck?<br /><br />Anyway, dogs can feel sadness, but not guilt. When they do something wrong, they feel sad because their owner is mad at them, but no guilt is felt.<br />Dogs are not entirely colorblind. They just can't see red.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1185313", "time": "1642430261", "html": "trubbish is a garbage bag with a face", "user": "titanlord273" }, { "id": "1185314", "time": "1642430432", "html": "If you die with perfect senses (smell, sight, etc), then the last sense to go will be your hearing.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1185315", "time": "1642432060", "html": "sus", "user": "titanlord273" }, { "id": "1185322", "time": "1642436093", "html": "There are more atoms in a teaspoonful of water than there are teaspoonfuls of water in every ocean on Earth.", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1185323", "time": "1642436244", "html": "There are more pyramids in Sudan than Egypt.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1185324", "time": "1642436757", "html": "german chocolate cake was invented in texas", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1185336", "time": "1642441025", "html": "theres only one species of wild monkey in europe (i think)", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1185337", "time": "1642441190", "html": "mcdonalds tried making bubblegum flavored broccoli", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1185348", "time": "1642441947", "html": "Here's a fact in Demon Slayer<br /><br />As of the time I'm writing this, in the anime:<br />Every time Tanjiro slashes a neck of one of the Upper or Lower six, he actually didnt", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1185375", "time": "1642460228", "html": "before the 1800s dentures were made of dead peoples teeth", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1185477", "time": "1642479001", "html": "The longest English word you can type with one hand on a standard US keyboard is "stewardesses"", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1185502", "time": "1642494774", "html": "does that mean with one actual hand or just on one side?", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1185548", "time": "1642521660", "html": "A chef's hat has exactly 100 pleats.", "user": "probot" } ], "users": { "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41631.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11224" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42514.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "13328" }, "titanlord273": { "name": "Titanlord273", "key": "titanlord273", "url": "/users/titanlord273", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30773.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "261" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41687.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3378" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6376" }, "muckabluckisnotaduck": { "name": "MuckaBluckisnotaDuck", "key": "muckabluckisnotaduck", "url": "/users/muckabluckisnotaduck", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33142.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1251" }, "sunshinedust": { "name": "SunshineDust", "key": "sunshinedust", "url": "/users/sunshinedust", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/8837.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4350" }, "creeperreaperx": { "name": "CreeperReaperX", "key": "creeperreaperx", "url": "/users/creeperreaperx", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42271.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1412" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42619.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7055" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10478" }, "probot": { "name": "Probot", "key": "probot", "url": "/users/probot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/25114.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "922" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 15 }

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