Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11648", "posts": [ { "id": "1211671", "time": "1650466644", "html": "i'll never die", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1211673", "time": "1650466806", "html": "so true", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1211713", "time": "1650478551", "html": "yes", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1211728", "time": "1650482070", "html": "There is someone 7 times more likely to kill you than anyone else<br /><br /><span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">UR MOM HAHAHAHAHAHA</span><br /><br />yourself.", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1211737", "time": "1650484103", "html": "However, your chances of being murdered by someone you know increase by a whole lot when you win the lottery. Then again, it is more likely that you will die on your way to get the ticket than to actually win.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1211884", "time": "1650555548", "html": "The lottery\u2019s a scam.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1211885", "time": "1650555614", "html": "Agreed.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1211902", "time": "1650557342", "html": "The scottery's a lam.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1212113", "time": "1650584048", "html": "The little flower things on a moon jellyfish are actually its gonads (e.g testes and ovaries )<br /><br /><img src=\"https://www2.pugetsound.edu/files/pages/moon-jelly.jpg\" alt=\"\" />", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1212114", "time": "1650584143", "html": "Their mouth and their butt is the same hole.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1212115", "time": "1650584173", "html": "the little tubes on the bell are its stomach", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1212134", "time": "1650586171", "html": "Oh.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1212160", "time": "1650591959", "html": "Jellyfish are weird things.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1212163", "time": "1650592113", "html": "Jellyfish are fucking terrifying.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1212168", "time": "1650592248", "html": "That is also an accurate statement.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1212222", "time": "1650631944", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Their mouth and their butt is the same hole.</div></div><br /><br />They poop out their mouth\ud83e\udd2e\ud83e\udd2e", "user": "frumpy" }, { "id": "1212225", "time": "1650632024", "html": "And they eat from their butt too. For Golly's sake, it's like that stupid South Park episode where everyone keeps shoving food up their butt and crapping out of their mouth. Ew.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1212226", "time": "1650632102", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">And they eat from their butt too. For Golly's sake, it's like that stupid South Park episode where everyone keeps shoving food up their butt and crapping out of their mouth. Ew.</div></div><br /><br />I don't watch south park, never will watch south park precisely for this reason", "user": "frumpy" }, { "id": "1212227", "time": "1650632123", "html": "Understandable.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1212261", "time": "1650635641", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/frumpy\">Frumpy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Their mouth and their butt is the same hole.</div></div><br /><br />They poop out their mouth\ud83e\udd2e\ud83e\udd2e</div></div><br /><br />That hole is also used for reproduction during mating season. At least they fertilize externally like fish", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1212573", "time": "1650741516", "html": "The skin on your lips is the same as the skin on your asshole", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1212602", "time": "1650745871", "html": "Not really. I've seen some dark buttholes.", "user": "corporalcroissandwich" }, { "id": "1212604", "time": "1650745920", "html": "It\u2019s made of the same type of cells though. Very similar to the cells around the base of the head of the dick too.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1212608", "time": "1650746127", "html": "PENIS", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1212631", "time": "1650757772", "html": "The facts.", "user": "hoylecake" } ], "users": { "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34093.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1804" }, "titanlord237": { "name": "Titanlord237", "key": "titanlord237", "url": "/users/titanlord237", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34284.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9020" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34148.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3508" }, "creeperreaperx": { "name": "CreeperReaperX", "key": "creeperreaperx", "url": "/users/creeperreaperx", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/32876.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "148" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34228.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8730" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34280.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7818" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34217.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3578" }, "fattythefatguy": { "name": "Fatty the fat guy", "key": "fattythefatguy", "url": "/users/fattythefatguy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16460.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2535" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30674.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9612" }, "frumpy": { "name": "Frumpy", "key": "frumpy", "url": "/users/frumpy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33135.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "426" }, "corporalcroissandwich": { "name": "Corporal Croissandwich", "key": "corporalcroissandwich", "url": "/users/corporalcroissandwich", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30324.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "677" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/26519.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4354" } }, "page_num": 11, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 13 }

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