Two Cans & String

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This is correct, from what I can think of, E-Bag.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1213293", "time": "1650915377", "html": "Exactly, and I think that guy also ate a car. Or maybe that's a different guy?", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1213295", "time": "1650915508", "html": "<a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito\">I'm not sure if he ate a car too, but this is the plane guy.</a>", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1213296", "time": "1650915910", "html": "I was thinking of Leon Sampson, he ate a car.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1213297", "time": "1650916045", "html": "Why do people do that, anyway?", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1213298", "time": "1650916287", "html": "Because they feel like it, I guess.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1213299", "time": "1650916383", "html": "To prove their superiority in consumption of abnormal objects.", "user": "frumpy" }, { "id": "1215916", "time": "1651523962", "html": "The human liver can be ruptured in one punch.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1215922", "time": "1651524610", "html": "anything can be ruptured in one punch if you're saitama", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1215926", "time": "1651524842", "html": "True!", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1225167", "time": "1653620438", "html": "Harry Houdini was indirectly murdered", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1225252", "time": "1653667755", "html": "Harry Houdini was a crazy, crazy man.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1225475", "time": "1653883111", "html": "Yeah he often did his tricks naked too", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1225480", "time": "1653884192", "html": "Me too", "user": "corporalcroissandwich" }, { "id": "1226064", "time": "1654400123", "html": "What", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1226066", "time": "1654401503", "html": "I do my tricks naked.", "user": "corporalcroissandwich" }, { "id": "1226069", "time": "1654402769", "html": "on a harmonica, blowing air will produce a note one half step away from if you sucked air through the same hole (or the same 2 holes on top of each other)", "user": "guyguy" }, { "id": "1226372", "time": "1654740581", "html": "Sucralose (artificial sweetener) was invented due to a student mishearing his professor. The professor said "test the substance," and the student thought he had said "taste the substance."", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1226410", "time": "1654777727", "html": "That could have went a whole other direction", "user": "sunshinedust" } ], "users": { "creeperreaperx": { "name": "CreeperReaperX", "key": "creeperreaperx", "url": "/users/creeperreaperx", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/32876.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "148" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/26519.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4354" }, "frumpy": { "name": "Frumpy", "key": "frumpy", "url": "/users/frumpy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33135.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "426" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30674.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9612" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34228.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8730" }, "titanlord237": { "name": "Titanlord237", "key": "titanlord237", "url": "/users/titanlord237", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34284.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9020" }, "corporalcroissandwich": { "name": "Corporal Croissandwich", "key": "corporalcroissandwich", "url": "/users/corporalcroissandwich", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30324.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "677" }, "guyguy": { "name": "guyguy", "key": "guyguy", "url": "/users/guyguy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30108.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1757" }, "sunshinedust": { "name": "SunshineDust", "key": "sunshinedust", "url": "/users/sunshinedust", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/8837.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4236" } }, "page_num": 12, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 13 }

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