Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11648", "posts": [ { "id": "1189818", "time": "1643411824", "html": "nice", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1189821", "time": "1643411969", "html": "well technically it was kind of my nickname when i was younger but he didn't know that", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1189847", "time": "1643419632", "html": "yeah past me was so smart picking that name it fits you so well i think", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1189851", "time": "1643420570", "html": "you are so right stripes man", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1189898", "time": "1643427596", "html": "Chainsaws were invented to assist with childbirth.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1190160", "time": "1643591033", "html": "All women are at least slightly lesbian", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1190162", "time": "1643591124", "html": "and men?", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1190163", "time": "1643591154", "html": "no such thing as no homo. everybody is at least a little homo", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1190164", "time": "1643591161", "html": "Also at least slightly lesbian<br /><br />Wait no", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1190167", "time": "1643591951", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/muckabluckisnotaduck\">MuckaBluckisnotaDuck</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">no such thing as no homo. everybody is at least a little homo<span style=\"color:#ffffff;\"> //homosexuality is a spectrum</span></div></div>", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1190554", "time": "1643665788", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/titanlord237\">Titanlord237</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/muckabluckisnotaduck\">MuckaBluckisnotaDuck</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">no such thing as no homo. everybody is at least a little homo<span style=\"color:#ffffff;\"> //homosexuality is a spectrum</span></div></div></div></div><br /><br /><span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">MUCH HOMO</span></span>", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1190645", "time": "1643689537", "html": "THERE IS A BUTT TICKLING BANDIT IN OHIO (I <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">HOPE</span> THINK)", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1190646", "time": "1643689632", "html": "green is not a creative color", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1190668", "time": "1643720936", "html": "the most creative color is when they pick the color from light reflecting off of things", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1191707", "time": "1643833974", "html": "The color blue makes people think more creatively, whereas yellow makes you hungry, green lowers blood pressure, and red causes insomnia.", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1191734", "time": "1643840758", "html": "So you are saying that green is not a creative colour.", "user": "jestkukolka" }, { "id": "1191756", "time": "1643842955", "html": "whoa there, friend. you might wanna slow down", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1191769", "time": "1643843739", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/creeperreaperx\">CreeperReaperX</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">The color blue makes people think more creatively, whereas yellow makes you hungry, green lowers blood pressure, and red causes insomnia.</div></div><br />I feel like I should replace the colors on my avatar with red and yellow.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1191771", "time": "1643843846", "html": "do red and green to make it an optical illusion", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1191772", "time": "1643843899", "html": "Lowered blood pressure and insomnia while also having your eyes hurt sounds very relaxing.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1191776", "time": "1643844172", "html": "technoblade is a legend and never dies", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1191781", "time": "1643844260", "html": "I would say the same for another YouTuber I like, but that would cause some controversy obviously.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1191784", "time": "1643844503", "html": "who is it?", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1191795", "time": "1643851567", "html": "Ruben Sim. You know, the one who got sued by Roblox for $1.6 billion and won? I respect him, in case you couldn't tell.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1191797", "time": "1643851934", "html": "i respect him also", "user": "titanlord237" } ], "users": { "titanlord237": { "name": "Titanlord237", "key": "titanlord237", "url": "/users/titanlord237", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34284.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9020" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34148.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3509" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34093.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1804" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34228.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8733" }, "creeperreaperx": { "name": "CreeperReaperX", "key": "creeperreaperx", "url": "/users/creeperreaperx", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/32876.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "148" }, "muckabluckisnotaduck": { "name": "MuckaBluckisnotaDuck", "key": "muckabluckisnotaduck", "url": "/users/muckabluckisnotaduck", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33142.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1251" }, "jestkukolka": { "name": "jest | kukolka", "key": "jestkukolka", "url": "/users/jestkukolka", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/26946.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2187" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34217.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3578" } }, "page_num": 3, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 13 }

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