Two Cans & String

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After all, we have food related users (Hello E-Bag.), and it's not like we're eating croutons.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1194586", "time": "1644462955", "html": "croutons taste bad", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1194587", "time": "1644462993", "html": "Yeah. They're just stale bread.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1194596", "time": "1644464077", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Cannibalism would be okay in the TwoCans universe. After all, we have food related users <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">(Hello E-Bag.)</span>, and it's not like we're eating croutons.</div></div>WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO EAT ME????/?", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1194597", "time": "1644464141", "html": "Subtitles are a double-edged sword, my friend.", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1194598", "time": "1644464310", "html": "This is true, this is true.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1194664", "time": "1644504386", "html": "i vote pizza for dinner", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1194683", "time": "1644505278", "html": "This seems like a Sandbox thread.", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1194684", "time": "1644505322", "html": "or Forum Games", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1194685", "time": "1644505371", "html": "Or that.", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1194791", "time": "1644514931", "html": "Imma make a chicken eggplant curry.", "user": "gws" }, { "id": "1194967", "time": "1644541799", "html": "I'm gonna go take a nap on the roof, tell me when the curry is done gws. Or just put it in some tupperware and yeet it up here.", "user": "coldfrost" }, { "id": "1194969", "time": "1644542104", "html": "The Dons", "user": "corporalcroissandwich" }, { "id": "1195002", "time": "1644556694", "html": "Don't fall! I think the easiest way to get on the roof is to go off the verandah?<br />Yes, you can make curry, but please share.<br />Yes we can get pizza, but were getting pizza hut.", "user": "alexonline" }, { "id": "1195010", "time": "1644558444", "html": "I\u2019m the alcoholic, convicted felon son that you had on accident and disowned. Give me a place to stay. I just got out after a 10 year stent.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1195012", "time": "1644559362", "html": "I'm the random gay adopted daughter that was disowned by her parents after coming out (hence the "adopted" part)<br /><br />_{^{_{^{_{^{this may or may not be based on a true story}}}}}}", "user": "chotano" }, { "id": "1195013", "time": "1644561119", "html": "you werent disowned, either of you<br />because im your parent now.", "user": "alexonline" }, { "id": "1195019", "time": "1644578938", "html": "can someone do my maths exam for me? thanks", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1195024", "time": "1644587880", "html": "Hm. Does this make me the idiot son named Randall that you forgot if you're even related to?<br /><br />If so, let's do some weed!", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1195033", "time": "1644591831", "html": "i just came here one day i have no idea who i am or where i am but holly might be a funny name", "user": "hoylecake" } ], "users": { "alexonline": { "name": "AlexOnline", "key": "alexonline", "url": "/users/alexonline", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/38811.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1615" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39559.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8742" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39539.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9815" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37179.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11957" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39302.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2860" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/36979.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10687" }, "kylljoy": { "name": "Kylljoy", "key": "kylljoy", "url": "/users/kylljoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37262.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4816" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5132" }, "antagonist": { "name": "Antagonist", "key": "antagonist", "url": "/users/antagonist", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27059.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7164" }, "gws": { "name": "gws", "key": "gws", "url": "/users/gws", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/29928.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5777" }, "coldfrost": { "name": "Coldfrost", "key": "coldfrost", "url": "/users/coldfrost", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13761.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8050" }, "corporalcroissandwich": { "name": "Corporal Croissandwich", "key": "corporalcroissandwich", "url": "/users/corporalcroissandwich", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30324.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "677" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39440.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4640" }, "chotano": { "name": "\u3061\u3087\u305f\u306e_chotano", "key": "chotano", "url": "/users/chotano", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39086.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3810" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4521" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39469.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5166" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 3 }

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