Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11704", "posts": [ { "id": "1196959", "time": "1645056540", "html": "This is a place for teenagers to talk about teenagers things: school, dating, friends, future, whatever. You can get advice or just meet other teens. It's basically just a TwoCans version of r/teens, and I couldn't find anything like it in the forums already unless I'm blind.<br /><br />Teenagers: Assemble", "user": "garfieldmeitsgarfield" }, { "id": "1196960", "time": "1645056633", "html": "Hello, yes. This is teen. Definitely not 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Do you know where the trash can is?", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1196962", "time": "1645056875", "html": "hi! I'm a teen. I know I havent revealed my age but I am a teenager :)<br /><br />thabk you for making this thread", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1196964", "time": "1645056974", "html": "Can't tell my age, but I'm just a dumb ol' middle schooler who's above the age of 12, so I assume I'm welcome here.<br /><br />Here is a teen thing: Do you and your friends have a specific brand of comedy?", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1196989", "time": "1645060304", "html": "Most of the jokes told in my friendgroup have a punchline of "bruh" or, when it's a really good joke, the punchline is "bruhbruhbruh". We are quite creative", "user": "garfieldmeitsgarfield" }, { "id": "1196991", "time": "1645060846", "html": "How creative. <br />My group of friends usually speaks in a really high pitched, girly voice when talking about something funny. Mostly the boys. Of course, most of them don't know I was born as a girl, so I can go much higher and they think that's just hilarious.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1197019", "time": "1645069835", "html": "hi i am a teen", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1197020", "time": "1645070271", "html": "I kinda thought everyone that has shown up so far was each no less than 30 years old so this is interesting", "user": "garfieldmeitsgarfield" }, { "id": "1197025", "time": "1645070908", "html": "Isn't that what happened to the real r/Teenagers?", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1197034", "time": "1645072288", "html": "This is a redundant thread if I\u2019ve ever seen one. Y\u2019all do that in every thread here. This website is now and has historically been a majority teenager website. I\u2019m not taking issue with the thread being here but basically you\u2019re getting a big fat LOL from me at y\u2019all<br /><br />Also great way for potential predators to pick which of y\u2019all to try to mentally abuse and get nudes from.<br /><br />Just sayin\u2019. Y\u2019all be safe now, ya heard me?", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1197037", "time": "1645072918", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/garfieldmeitsgarfield\">Garfield.Me.It'sGarfield</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I kinda thought everyone that has shown up so far was each no less than 30 years old so this is interesting</div></div><br />I laughed", "user": "jestkukolka" }, { "id": "1197039", "time": "1645073103", "html": "Yeah. Like pretty much all of y\u2019all are teenagers. I can count on my hands the number of active people here that I know aren\u2019t teenagers.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1197040", "time": "1645073165", "html": "Yeah, and I can count the number of active users on 1 hand too.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1197042", "time": "1645073239", "html": "I\u2019m not sure about active members, there\u2019s more than 5 of us. You could probably count the amount of people who seem to spend the whole day on the site on one hand.", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1197044", "time": "1645073315", "html": "Oh come on now, you don\u2019t mean that. Think about every user who frequently posts on the forum. Thats more than 10.<br /><br />Subtract like 9 and that\u2019s how many of y\u2019all are teenagers.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1197046", "time": "1645073345", "html": "My joke did not catch on in any way or form, because I misinterpreted what Antimony said.<br /><br />And, I was going to make a radiation joke.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1197047", "time": "1645073389", "html": "Nah you\u2019re good man. What you thought I said at first? Just wonderin. I got shitty eyes too. Words jumpin around the pages n shit n colliding together. Doctor said I got dyslexia but I told him \u201cnah I\u2019m just stupid.\u201d<br /><br />SERIOUSLY THOUGH <br />Like seriously <br />Y\u2019all <br />There actually are people online who would love to abuse teenagers and try to fuck with their minds <br />It has happened on this website once before <br />When I tell y\u2019all \u201cBe safe now, ya heard me?\u201d<br />What I mean is <br />BE FUCKING SAFE<br /><br />Man don\u2019t take this the wrong way, but y\u2019all are all really good kids. I wish I was more like y\u2019all when I was yalls ages instead of ditching school and smoking weed and making a litany of \u2014 know what, it\u2019s better if I leave that part out. But that\u2019s a compliment and a word of caution. A lot of y\u2019all seem like you\u2019re too good for you own good sometimes.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1197051", "time": "1645074211", "html": "And this is in no way an attack on any of y\u2019all or Garfield it\u2019s just\u2026 man, come on, y\u2019all are making me worried about y\u2019all.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1197054", "time": "1645075205", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/caveat\">caveat</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">...people who seem to spend the whole day on the site...</div></div><br />\ud83d\udc40", "user": "ecr674" }, { "id": "1197070", "time": "1645102824", "html": "They all put their ages in their bios or that survey thread anyway. Shrug.<br /><br />Kids, if strangers PM you, don't respond. The end.", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1197078", "time": "1645108244", "html": "arw you a stranger?", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1197080", "time": "1645108448", "html": "Arw you?", "user": "corporalcroissandwich" }, { "id": "1197081", "time": "1645108555", "html": "Arwnt we all when you stop and think about it", "user": "garfieldmeitsgarfield" }, { "id": "1197090", "time": "1645109960", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/noiwillnot\">noiwillnot</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">arw you a stranger?</div></div><br />Yeah. And I don't message you.", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1197100", "time": "1645111903", "html": "What an interesting thread. It would be quite shocking if this thread were to be particularly redundant. No, but a thread could never be that.", "user": "hoylecake" } ], "users": { "garfieldmeitsgarfield": { "name": "Garfield.Me.It'sGarfield", "key": "garfieldmeitsgarfield", "url": "/users/garfieldmeitsgarfield", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/12663.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "998" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/40044.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12013" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4621" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/40045.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2896" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39440.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4641" }, "jestkukolka": { "name": "jest | kukolka", "key": "jestkukolka", "url": "/users/jestkukolka", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/26946.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2189" }, "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39364.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2427" }, "ecr674": { "name": "ecr674", "key": "ecr674", "url": "/users/ecr674", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13847.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3112" }, "antagonist": { "name": "Antagonist", "key": "antagonist", "url": "/users/antagonist", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27059.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7179" }, "corporalcroissandwich": { "name": "Corporal Croissandwich", "key": "corporalcroissandwich", "url": "/users/corporalcroissandwich", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30324.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "677" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39469.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5247" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 5 }

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