This is a place for teenagers to talk about teenagers things: school, dating, friends, future, whatever. You can get advice or just meet other teens. It's basically just a TwoCans version of r/teens, and I couldn't find anything like it in the forums already unless I'm blind.
Teenagers: Assemble
352.907 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 12:09 AM
Hello, yes. This is teen. Definitely not 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Do you know where the trash can is?
352.906 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 12:10 AM
hi! I'm a teen. I know I havent revealed my age but I am a teenager :)
thabk you for making this thread
352.903 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 12:14 AM
Can't tell my age, but I'm just a dumb ol' middle schooler who's above the age of 12, so I assume I'm welcome here.
Here is a teen thing: Do you and your friends have a specific brand of comedy?
352.902 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 12:16 AM
Most of the jokes told in my friendgroup have a punchline of "bruh" or, when it's a really good joke, the punchline is "bruhbruhbruh". We are quite creative
352.863 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 1:11 AM
How creative.
My group of friends usually speaks in a really high pitched, girly voice when talking about something funny. Mostly the boys. Of course, most of them don't know I was born as a girl, so I can go much higher and they think that's just hilarious.
352.857 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 1:20 AM
352.753 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 3:50 AM
I kinda thought everyone that has shown up so far was each no less than 30 years old so this is interesting
352.748 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 3:57 AM
Isn't that what happened to the real r/Teenagers?
352.74 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 4:08 AM
This is a redundant thread if I’ve ever seen one. Y’all do that in every thread here. This website is now and has historically been a majority teenager website. I’m not taking issue with the thread being here but basically you’re getting a big fat LOL from me at y’all
Also great way for potential predators to pick which of y’all to try to mentally abuse and get nudes from.
Just sayin’. Y’all be safe now, ya heard me?
352.725 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 4:31 AM
I kinda thought everyone that has shown up so far was each no less than 30 years old so this is interesting
I laughed
352.717 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 4:41 AM
Yeah. Like pretty much all of y’all are teenagers. I can count on my hands the number of active people here that I know aren’t teenagers.
352.715 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 4:45 AM
Yeah, and I can count the number of active users on 1 hand too.
352.714 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 4:46 AM
I’m not sure about active members, there’s more than 5 of us. You could probably count the amount of people who seem to spend the whole day on the site on one hand.
352.713 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 4:47 AM
Oh come on now, you don’t mean that. Think about every user who frequently posts on the forum. Thats more than 10.
Subtract like 9 and that’s how many of y’all are teenagers.
352.713 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 4:48 AM
My joke did not catch on in any way or form, because I misinterpreted what Antimony said.
And, I was going to make a radiation joke.
352.712 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 4:49 AM
Nah you’re good man. What you thought I said at first? Just wonderin. I got shitty eyes too. Words jumpin around the pages n shit n colliding together. Doctor said I got dyslexia but I told him “nah I’m just stupid.”
SERIOUSLY THOUGH
Like seriously
Y’all
There actually are people online who would love to abuse teenagers and try to fuck with their minds
It has happened on this website once before
When I tell y’all “Be safe now, ya heard me?”
What I mean is
BE FUCKING SAFE
Man don’t take this the wrong way, but y’all are all really good kids. I wish I was more like y’all when I was yalls ages instead of ditching school and smoking weed and making a litany of — know what, it’s better if I leave that part out. But that’s a compliment and a word of caution. A lot of y’all seem like you’re too good for you own good sometimes.
352.712 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 4:49 AM
And this is in no way an attack on any of y’all or Garfield it’s just… man, come on, y’all are making me worried about y’all.
352.702 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 5:03 AM
...people who seem to spend the whole day on the site...
👀
352.691 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 5:20 AM
They all put their ages in their bios or that survey thread anyway. Shrug.
Kids, if strangers PM you, don't respond. The end.
352.371 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 1:00 PM
352.308 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 2:30 PM
352.306 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 2:34 PM
Arwnt we all when you stop and think about it
352.305 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 2:35 PM
Yeah. And I don't message you.
352.288 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 2:59 PM
What an interesting thread. It would be quite shocking if this thread were to be particularly redundant. No, but a thread could never be that.
352.266 days ago
Feb 17, 2022 - 3:31 PM
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"html": "How creative. <br />My group of friends usually speaks in a really high pitched, girly voice when talking about something funny. Mostly the boys. Of course, most of them don't know I was born as a girl, so I can go much higher and they think that's just hilarious.",
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"html": "I kinda thought everyone that has shown up so far was each no less than 30 years old so this is interesting",
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"html": "They all put their ages in their bios or that survey thread anyway. Shrug.<br /><br />Kids, if strangers PM you, don't respond. The end.",
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"html": "arw you a stranger?",
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"html": "Arw you?",
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"html": "Arwnt we all when you stop and think about it",
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