Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11726", "posts": [ { "id": "1201590", "time": "1646651902", "html": "please tell me if this thread has been created before<br /><br />an embarrassing moment I had today was when I tripped up the stairs and these two guys behind me started laughing really badly", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1201696", "time": "1646683005", "html": ".", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1201762", "time": "1646705894", "html": "So listen don't judge me. It has been a long winter, okay. And I honestly haven't shaved a thing on myself the whole time. Also, I rarely wear underwear. So I was at work on break and I realized that my hairy vagina was just chilling for the world to see because there were big holes in my pants. ... Yeah....", "user": "sunshinedust" }, { "id": "1201993", "time": "1646784948", "html": "Alright, I know exactly what story I have.<br /><br />First year of college, around mid October. I was currently in the process of not sleeping for 3 nights in a row, and (after hallucinating the night before due to my sleep deprivation), I decide to finally go to bed. I don't know what drove me to not sleep for so long, nor do I wish to do so again.<br /><br />The last thing I remember is putting on my slides to leave my dorm to do something before bed. I don't remember why I was leaving my dorm, nor what I did after doing so.<br /><br />The next moment, I'm peacefully lying in bed, when I suddenly hear multiple voices telling me to wake up.<br /><br />After a moment I open my eyes, and it takes a while for me to notice something: "Hey... wait a second... my bedsheets aren't yellow..."<br /><br />"Wait... this isn't my bed!"<br /><br />That's when I look up. There is a large crowd of people from the dorm floor standing around the lofted bed. I am in the dorm across the hallway from mine, belonging to 4 girls. I somehow sleepwalked into their room when none of them were there, and fell asleep in one of their lofted beds.<br /><br />(Apparently there are pictures of me asleep in the bed, but I don't know who has them. Trust me, I want to see them.)", "user": "guyguy" }, { "id": "1227043", "time": "1655783709", "html": "My girlfriend got mad at me when I said her friend had a hot name. And was very offended at two sexual jokes I made at her. Oops.", "user": "titanlord230" }, { "id": "1257876", "time": "1672153404", "html": "ok...<br /><br />does this count as necroposting or am i safe?<br /><br />im only asking bc of the date of the last post...", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1257893", "time": "1672162955", "html": "You\u2019re fine", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1257895", "time": "1672166480", "html": "i did not need that memory", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1257908", "time": "1672173513", "html": "ok.<br />just wondering bc i almost got in trouble for necroposting before<br />also, look at this image<br /><img src=\"https://w.wallhaven.cc/full/gp/wallhaven-gp79yd.jpg\" alt=\"\" />", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1257914", "time": "1672176503", "html": "This post was an embarrassing moment.", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1257927", "time": "1672181754", "html": "That there is a low belt.", "user": "thereisnoeleven" }, { "id": "1257928", "time": "1672183786", "html": "i officially hate you samus", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1257930", "time": "1672185253", "html": "I like it cause she has red triangles for pupils and triangles are cool", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1257931", "time": "1672185353", "html": "i like how she has a cigarette because nicotine addictions are cool", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1257939", "time": "1672191413", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/antimonypentafluoride\">antimony pentafluoride</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I like it cause she has red triangles for pupils and triangles are cool</div></div>I think they're diamonds.", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1258088", "time": "1672366601", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/bug\">bug</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">i like how she has a cigarette because nicotine addictions are cool</div></div><br /><br />What if it's weed?", "user": "sunshinedust" }, { "id": "1258091", "time": "1672368264", "html": "even better", "user": "bug" } ], "users": { "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4622" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/40045.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2896" }, "sunshinedust": { "name": "SunshineDust", "key": "sunshinedust", "url": "/users/sunshinedust", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/8837.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4292" }, "guyguy": { "name": "guyguy", "key": "guyguy", "url": "/users/guyguy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30108.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1757" }, "titanlord230": { "name": "Titanlord230", "key": "titanlord230", "url": "/users/titanlord230", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27604.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "440" }, "4mu": { "name": "$4MU$", "key": "4mu", "url": "/users/4mu", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39392.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2129" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39440.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4641" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/38601.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5213" }, "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39364.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2427" }, "thereisnoeleven": { "name": "There is no eleven!!!", "key": "thereisnoeleven", "url": "/users/thereisnoeleven", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34155.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "433" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 1 }

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