please tell me if this thread has been created before
an embarrassing moment I had today was when I tripped up the stairs and these two guys behind me started laughing really badly
334.471 days ago
Mar 7, 2022 - 11:18 AM
334.111 days ago
Mar 7, 2022 - 7:56 PM
So listen don't judge me. It has been a long winter, okay. And I honestly haven't shaved a thing on myself the whole time. Also, I rarely wear underwear. So I was at work on break and I realized that my hairy vagina was just chilling for the world to see because there were big holes in my pants. ... Yeah....
333.846 days ago
Mar 8, 2022 - 2:18 AM
Alright, I know exactly what story I have.
First year of college, around mid October. I was currently in the process of not sleeping for 3 nights in a row, and (after hallucinating the night before due to my sleep deprivation), I decide to finally go to bed. I don't know what drove me to not sleep for so long, nor do I wish to do so again.
The last thing I remember is putting on my slides to leave my dorm to do something before bed. I don't remember why I was leaving my dorm, nor what I did after doing so.
The next moment, I'm peacefully lying in bed, when I suddenly hear multiple voices telling me to wake up.
After a moment I open my eyes, and it takes a while for me to notice something: "Hey... wait a second... my bedsheets aren't yellow..."
"Wait... this isn't my bed!"
That's when I look up. There is a large crowd of people from the dorm floor standing around the lofted bed. I am in the dorm across the hallway from mine, belonging to 4 girls. I somehow sleepwalked into their room when none of them were there, and fell asleep in one of their lofted beds.
(Apparently there are pictures of me asleep in the bed, but I don't know who has them. Trust me, I want to see them.)
332.931 days ago
Mar 9, 2022 - 12:15 AM
My girlfriend got mad at me when I said her friend had a hot name. And was very offended at two sexual jokes I made at her. Oops.
228.779 days ago
Jun 21, 2022 - 3:55 AM
ok...
does this count as necroposting or am i safe?
im only asking bc of the date of the last post...
39.315 days ago
Dec 27, 2022 - 3:03 PM
39.204 days ago
Dec 27, 2022 - 5:42 PM
i did not need that memory
39.163 days ago
Dec 27, 2022 - 6:41 PM
ok.
just wondering bc i almost got in trouble for necroposting before
also, look at this image

39.082 days ago
Dec 27, 2022 - 8:38 PM
This post was an embarrassing moment.
39.047 days ago
Dec 27, 2022 - 9:28 PM
That there is a low belt.
38.987 days ago
Dec 27, 2022 - 10:55 PM
i officially hate you samus
38.963 days ago
Dec 27, 2022 - 11:29 PM
I like it cause she has red triangles for pupils and triangles are cool
38.946 days ago
Dec 27, 2022 - 11:54 PM
i like how she has a cigarette because nicotine addictions are cool
38.945 days ago
Dec 27, 2022 - 11:55 PM
I like it cause she has red triangles for pupils and triangles are cool
I think they're diamonds.
38.875 days ago
Dec 28, 2022 - 1:36 AM
i like how she has a cigarette because nicotine addictions are cool
What if it's weed?
36.847 days ago
Dec 30, 2022 - 2:16 AM
36.828 days ago
Dec 30, 2022 - 2:44 AM
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