Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11726", "posts": [ { "id": "1201590", "time": "1646651902", "html": "please tell me if this thread has been created before<br /><br />an embarrassing moment I had today was when I tripped up the stairs and these two guys behind me started laughing really badly", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1201696", "time": "1646683005", "html": "one of the great things about having poor memory of that you cant remember when you do something embarrassing", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1201762", "time": "1646705894", "html": "So listen don't judge me. It has been a long winter, okay. And I honestly haven't shaved a thing on myself the whole time. Also, I rarely wear underwear. So I was at work on break and I realized that my hairy vagina was just chilling for the world to see because there were big holes in my pants. ... Yeah....", "user": "sunshinedust" }, { "id": "1201993", "time": "1646784948", "html": "Alright, I know exactly what story I have.<br /><br />First year of college, around mid October. I was currently in the process of not sleeping for 3 nights in a row, and (after hallucinating the night before due to my sleep deprivation), I decide to finally go to bed. I don't know what drove me to not sleep for so long, nor do I wish to do so again.<br /><br />The last thing I remember is putting on my slides to leave my dorm to do something before bed. I don't remember why I was leaving my dorm, nor what I did after doing so.<br /><br />The next moment, I'm peacefully lying in bed, when I suddenly hear multiple voices telling me to wake up.<br /><br />After a moment I open my eyes, and it takes a while for me to notice something: "Hey... wait a second... my bedsheets aren't yellow..."<br /><br />"Wait... this isn't my bed!"<br /><br />That's when I look up. There is a large crowd of people from the dorm floor standing around the lofted bed. I am in the dorm across the hallway from mine, belonging to 4 girls. I somehow sleepwalked into their room when none of them were there, and fell asleep in one of their lofted beds.<br /><br />(Apparently there are pictures of me asleep in the bed, but I don't know who has them. Trust me, I want to see them.)", "user": "guyguy" }, { "id": "1227043", "time": "1655783709", "html": "My girlfriend got mad at me when I said her friend had a hot name. And was very offended at two sexual jokes I made at her. Oops.", "user": "titanlord230" } ], "users": { "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33587.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2601" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34093.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1804" }, "sunshinedust": { "name": "SunshineDust", "key": "sunshinedust", "url": "/users/sunshinedust", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/8837.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4236" }, "guyguy": { "name": "guyguy", "key": "guyguy", "url": "/users/guyguy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30108.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1757" }, "titanlord230": { "name": "Titanlord230", "key": "titanlord230", "url": "/users/titanlord230", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27604.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "440" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 1 }

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