Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11844", "posts": [ { "id": "1212164", "time": "1650592137", "html": "I dislike Justin Bieber.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1212165", "time": "1650592166", "html": "I dislike jellyfish.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1212166", "time": "1650592189", "html": "I dislike homework.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1212167", "time": "1650592208", "html": "I dislike having to wake up at 6 in the morning 5 days a week.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1212190", "time": "1650598638", "html": "I dislike being tired.", "user": "mintytea" }, { "id": "1212196", "time": "1650599782", "html": "Ahem* hem*<br /><br />Hate thread.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1212198", "time": "1650599868", "html": "I dislike mice, but do not hate them. My hate for mice is not passionate enough for the hate thread.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1212223", "time": "1650631983", "html": "I dislike being bored.", "user": "frumpy" }, { "id": "1212228", "time": "1650632177", "html": "I dislike orange juice, oranges or anything orange flavoured. even the colour orange I dislike", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1212232", "time": "1650632360", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/noiwillnot\">noiwillnot</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I dislike orange juice, oranges or anything orange flavoured. even the colour orange I dislike</div></div><br /><br />\ud83d\udfe0\ud83c\udf4a\ud83e\udde1\ud83e\udd8a\ud83c\udf42\ud83e\udd8b\ud83d\udd25\ud83e\udd55\ud83c\udf4a\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udfc0<br /><span style=\"color:#ff8000;\">MUAHAHAHAA >:D</span>", "user": "frumpy" }, { "id": "1212234", "time": "1650632410", "html": ">:((( how could you do this to me", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1212236", "time": "1650632550", "html": "Heh....<br /><br />now I know your weakness..you fool!", "user": "frumpy" }, { "id": "1212239", "time": "1650632640", "html": "noooooooooooo<br /><br />but wait. you said you disliked being bored. I could just leave and then you'd be bored! but then I'd be bored as well :(", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1212246", "time": "1650632840", "html": "The greatest stalemate.<br />..all part of my master plan.<br />>:)", "user": "frumpy" }, { "id": "1212249", "time": "1650632900", "html": ":O what could you be planning???", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1212252", "time": "1650633218", "html": "uhhh I haven't thought that far ahead yet--\ud83d\ude33<br />But don't worry! It's-gonna be uh..really good and..stuff.....yeah..", "user": "frumpy" }, { "id": "1212484", "time": "1650681757", "html": "I dislike sunflowers. Sure, they are pretty sometimes, but they give me allergies and they are the flower of West Missouri. Also, I don't like their seeds.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1212592", "time": "1650745384", "html": "I dislike this thread being made in the presence of the Hate Thread.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1212597", "time": "1650745672", "html": "Exactly. Hatred is stronger than dislike. Hatred wins.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1212600", "time": "1650745800", "html": "Fuck you. You don't know shit.", "user": "corporalcroissandwich" }, { "id": "1212601", "time": "1650745838", "html": "I dislike excess hatred, because it is a strong emotion that should only be reserved for West Missouri.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1212605", "time": "1650745965", "html": "Hatred is good and never led to anything bad happening in the world ever.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1212607", "time": "1650746107", "html": "Didn't it lead to the holocaust?", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1212620", "time": "1650747634", "html": "i dislike the texture of sleeping bags", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1212628", "time": "1650757631", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/corporalcroissandwich\">Corporal Croissandwich</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Fuck you. You don't know shit.</div></div><br />I dislike this post.", "user": "hoylecake" } ], "users": { "titanlord237": { "name": "Titanlord237", "key": "titanlord237", "url": "/users/titanlord237", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33785.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9001" }, "mintytea": { "name": "MintyTea", "key": "mintytea", "url": "/users/mintytea", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/32206.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "141" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33480.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7781" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33893.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8205" }, "frumpy": { "name": "Frumpy", "key": "frumpy", "url": "/users/frumpy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33135.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "426" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33587.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2333" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33865.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3423" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/26519.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4340" }, "corporalcroissandwich": { "name": "Corporal Croissandwich", "key": "corporalcroissandwich", "url": "/users/corporalcroissandwich", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30324.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "648" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33758.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3404" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 2 }

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