Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11978", "posts": [ { "id": "1229385", "time": "1660188141", "html": "Whether they are real or not, some folks just have faces you want to clock up the jaw. List em' here!", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1229399", "time": "1660226465", "html": "The Catfish guy.", "user": "thereisnoeleven" }, { "id": "1229413", "time": "1660256250", "html": "That Vegan Teacher.", "user": "alexonline" }, { "id": "1230168", "time": "1661121363", "html": "D. W. from the Arthur books and television series. LIttle shit.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1230171", "time": "1661123166", "html": "You, the reader", "user": "amogus" }, { "id": "1241812", "time": "1666030408", "html": "COLIN. Fucking Colin. Worst kid in all of my classes. If I had even a small little tiny itty bitty opportunity to strike that little shit across the face to teach him a VALUABLE lesson, I'd eat up that opportunity like Garfield eats up lasagna.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1241823", "time": "1666032906", "html": "Why?", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1241825", "time": "1666033087", "html": "He's a loud, annoying, rude, knowitall kid that damn near nobody likes. He also farts a lot.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1241849", "time": "1666035374", "html": "Seems likeable to me. And not just cause of the farts.", "user": "thereisnoeleven" }, { "id": "1241850", "time": "1666036726", "html": "If I had to punch a face, it's the ones belonging to the kids on TikTok putting some sort of show they dont own the license to, which is obviously pirated at that, over some gameplay of Subway Surfers or a free mobile game made in less than an hour in Unity.", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1241855", "time": "1666039671", "html": "If I had to punch a face, it's the ones belonging to the kids on TikTok <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">putting some sort of show they dont own the license to, which is obviously pirated at that, over some gameplay of Subway Surfers or a free mobile game made in less than an hour in Unity.</span><br /><br />Most TikTok kids suck. I avoid them. Exceptions include TwoCans users and Emma.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1241857", "time": "1666039947", "html": "If I had to punch a face, it's the ones belonging to the kids <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">on TikTok putting some sort of show they dont own the license to, which is obviously pirated at that, over some gameplay of Subway Surfers or a free mobile game made in less than an hour in Unity.</span><br /><span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">Most TikTok</span> kids suck.<br /><span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">I avoid them. Exceptions include TwoCans users and Emma.</span>", "user": "thereisnoeleven" }, { "id": "1241861", "time": "1666044659", "html": "i would punch all faces because everyone deserves a punch at least once", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1241863", "time": "1666045964", "html": "even me", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1241866", "time": "1666046051", "html": "except you", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1241868", "time": "1666046077", "html": "yay", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1241912", "time": "1666052028", "html": "I'll punch you twice to make up for no punch from bug.", "user": "thereisnoeleven" }, { "id": "1241916", "time": "1666053693", "html": "that is how you start a war", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1241923", "time": "1666055655", "html": "pain is real", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1241952", "time": "1666098152", "html": "well if i were to punch stripes i would go to jail for domestic abuse", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1241983", "time": "1666109931", "html": "thats true because we are married", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1242001", "time": "1666118784", "html": "Delaney and Caitlin. They started a rumor that I'm a rapist and the school now wants to investigate claims of sexual assault against me. I have proof but this kind of thing they've done is unforgiveable.", "user": "creeperreaperx" }, { "id": "1242019", "time": "1666127511", "html": "wtf", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1242617", "time": "1666266385", "html": "JOE BIDEN", "user": "samusaran65" }, { "id": "1242858", "time": "1666301174", "html": "People whose life revolves around politics.", "user": "seth5232" } ], "users": { "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42514.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "13328" }, "thereisnoeleven": { "name": "There is no eleven!!!", "key": "thereisnoeleven", "url": "/users/thereisnoeleven", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34155.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "572" }, "alexonline": { "name": "AlexOnline", "key": "alexonline", "url": "/users/alexonline", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42334.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2295" }, "amogus": { "name": "amogus!?", "key": "amogus", "url": "/users/amogus", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/40607.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "105" }, "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/40663.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3251" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10478" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42619.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7055" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41687.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3378" }, "creeperreaperx": { "name": "CreeperReaperX", "key": "creeperreaperx", "url": "/users/creeperreaperx", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42271.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1412" }, "samusaran65": { "name": "samusaran65", "key": "samusaran65", "url": "/users/samusaran65", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/37073.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "578" }, "seth5232": { "name": "Seth5232", "key": "seth5232", "url": "/users/seth5232", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/36032.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "34" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 2 }

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