Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "12035", "posts": [ { "id": "1290539", "time": "1683493362", "html": "Avocado is great paired with something else with a strong flavor. They balance each other out. Especially something salty<br /><br /><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/bug\">bug</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">someday you will be turned into dirt and it will all be because of your weakness</div></div><br /><br />You would like that wouldn\u2019t you? So you could burrow into us and make yourself a home and have all your little big babies and take over the world\u2026..", "user": "amissaanima" }, { "id": "1290540", "time": "1683494202", "html": "what is not real about the food that is being talked about it is real food.also yes i would love it if everyone turned to dirt", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1290542", "time": "1683496877", "html": "I would say wasabi is a real food the same way mayo is a real food. Yeah, it\u2019s edible, but if you eat it straight\u2026 wtf???<br /><br />Avocado on the other hand is delicious and has a great nutritional value.", "user": "amissaanima" }, { "id": "1290553", "time": "1683505379", "html": "i have never had peeps", "user": "alexonline" }, { "id": "1290554", "time": "1683505391", "html": "I do like cocktail sauce", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1290591", "time": "1683515981", "html": "Y'all have or had a favorite school lunch? I really like it when they serve a scoop of shredded lettuce with a mustard packet and a juice carton I always give to The Juice Hoarder because it has 30 grams of sugar in 4 ounces of juice and tastes like donkey ass.<span style=\"color:#ffffff;\">actually not really i do not eat lunch unless its BOSCO STICK DAY and in that case i consume it and joke about how it looks like a bloody weiner if its dipped in marinara with my friends</span>", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1290594", "time": "1683516804", "html": "Omg lol once at my school they served mashed potatoes that were so clumpy (?) That you could stick your fork in the pile on your plate and lift the whole pile up with it, it was wild", "user": "yuletidecarol" }, { "id": "1290598", "time": "1683530253", "html": "scary...<br /><br />one year they changed the lunch manufacturer at my middle school and the pizza was somehow spongey (looked, felt, tasted like sponge), and there was two separate gelatinized minestrone soup and beef stroganoff incidents.<br /><br />i honestly really miss the school lunches from elementary school. real classic stuff. walking tacos, french toast sticks, baked potato... the only bad ones were when they had to do something weird to check off every food group (ex: garlic bread with trix flavored yogurt, or a pbj with a random slice of cheese)", "user": "azerty" }, { "id": "1290601", "time": "1683543498", "html": "My old roommate worked at a school, she always brought me home leftovers on pizza day", "user": "amissaanima" }, { "id": "1290605", "time": "1683552252", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/sunshinedust\">SunshineDust</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">That sounds....fun</div></div>Lmao, dude, yeah, I know what you mean. It\u2019s\u2026 different. I like it, at least. Also, fun fact: capsaicin in peppers activates the system responsible for detecting heat whereas the chemicals in wasabi activate the system responsible for detecting cold. That\u2019s TRPV1 and TRPA1 respectively. It\u2019s why they both feel similar - painful, as coldfrost put it - but still different.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1290635", "time": "1683584552", "html": "i love wasabi peas", "user": "alexonline" }, { "id": "1290653", "time": "1683621595", "html": "I eat plain avocado with a spoon straight out of the peel", "user": "sunshinedust" }, { "id": "1290663", "time": "1683637517", "html": "thats so true i love avacado", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1290672", "time": "1683645867", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/sunshinedust\">SunshineDust</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I eat plain avocado with a spoon straight out of the peel</div></div><br />\ud83e\udd22", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1290730", "time": "1683673294", "html": "avocado is numnomnum", "user": "alexonline" }, { "id": "1290858", "time": "1683771840", "html": "I think avoaco is seriously overrated for what it is. Just say you like to eat baby food.", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1290859", "time": "1683772472", "html": "youre allergic you dont get an opinion", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1290885", "time": "1683809152", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/caveat\">caveat</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I think avoaco is seriously overrated for what it is. Just say you like to eat baby food.</div></div><br />\ud83d\udc4d", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1290898", "time": "1683814476", "html": "Why is it acceptable to eat applesauce but not baby food? It\u2019s the same thing, but with different fruits and veggies? If I wanna eat mushed carrots, why am I the weird one here?", "user": "amissaanima" }, { "id": "1290901", "time": "1683817044", "html": "smashed carrots is a literal dish what", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1290903", "time": "1683817946", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/amissaanima\">amissa anima</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Why is it acceptable to eat applesauce but not baby food? It\u2019s the same thing, but with different fruits and veggies? If I wanna eat mushed carrots, why am I the weird one here?</div></div><br />why do people eat applesauce anyways?", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1290907", "time": "1683818164", "html": "I love applesauce w cinnamon", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1290913", "time": "1683818648", "html": "^ this guy gets it", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1290921", "time": "1683819063", "html": "i will throw up if you give me chunky applesauce<br /><br />normal applesauce hits tho", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1290930", "time": "1683819738", "html": "All applesauce is good. Cinnamon is the best, though.", "user": "ebag" } ], "users": { "amissaanima": { "name": "amissa anima", "key": "amissaanima", "url": "/users/amissaanima", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3226.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3894" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42619.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7072" }, "alexonline": { "name": "AlexOnline", "key": "alexonline", "url": "/users/alexonline", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42334.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2306" }, "theintangiblefancy": { "name": "The Intangible Fancy", "key": "theintangiblefancy", "url": "/users/theintangiblefancy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42050.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "806" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42827.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "13388" }, "yuletidecarol": { "name": "yuletideCarol", "key": "yuletidecarol", "url": "/users/yuletidecarol", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42712.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "167" }, "azerty": { "name": "azerty", "key": "azerty", "url": "/users/azerty", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/11803.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2189" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31054.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4846" }, "sunshinedust": { "name": "SunshineDust", "key": "sunshinedust", "url": "/users/sunshinedust", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/8837.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4353" }, "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39364.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3265" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6419" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42724.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3379" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/24472.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12788" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42500.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11309" } }, "page_num": 7, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 10 }

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