Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "12035", "posts": [ { "id": "1290931", "time": "1683819791", "html": "why do you eat apple sauce \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d<br /><br />it looks kinda gross ngl", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1290932", "time": "1683819868", "html": "It's just an apple, but chunky liquid. Yummmmm.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1290933", "time": "1683819929", "html": "Apple juice", "user": "amissaanima" }, { "id": "1290936", "time": "1683820072", "html": "will you sound like you have never had apple sauce before", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1290940", "time": "1683820603", "html": "I can get behind not liking applesauce. It\u2019s a texture thing.<br /><br />However, regular is the best.", "user": "amissaanima" }, { "id": "1290948", "time": "1683821416", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/stripes\">stripes</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">will you sound like you have never had apple sauce before</div></div><br />it's not a thing here", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1290954", "time": "1683822057", "html": "are you serious i would never survive that wretched place", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1290972", "time": "1683824823", "html": "I would never survive america \ud83e\udd2e", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1290974", "time": "1683824907", "html": "Where are you from again? Bulgaria?", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1290975", "time": "1683825024", "html": "british", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1290990", "time": "1683826021", "html": "So close", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1290994", "time": "1683826372", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/theintangiblefancy\">The Intangible Fancy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Where are you from again? Bulgaria?</div></div><br />that's such a wildly random guess. it's in my bio and was my pfp for some time", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1291014", "time": "1683829760", "html": "I don\u2019t think I could survive the UK. I have too much of that American aggression built up. Also, baked beans for breakfast?? I\u2019ll stick to applesauce thank you", "user": "amissaanima" }, { "id": "1291017", "time": "1683829866", "html": "baked beans are god tier excuse you", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1291020", "time": "1683830038", "html": "Baked beans are delicious, don\u2019t get me wrong. They just don\u2019t belong at breakfast. I\u2019m not trying to be gassy for the rest of the day", "user": "amissaanima" }, { "id": "1291022", "time": "1683830116", "html": ">:(<br /><br />okay I've never actually had baked beans for breakfast so I get where you're coming from", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1291024", "time": "1683830172", "html": "where i live they have baked beans for breakfast too \ud83d\ude1fnot me tho, yall have fun", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1291025", "time": "1683830250", "html": "I like American baked beans. With brown sugar and ketchup and mustard and Worcestershire and onions and green peppers and bacon.", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1291026", "time": "1683830264", "html": "those are good", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1291027", "time": "1683830290", "html": "I will eat a bowl of baked beans for lunch. I can't eat in the morning. Makes me sick.", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1291028", "time": "1683830333", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/theintangiblefancy\">The Intangible Fancy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I like American baked beans. With brown sugar and ketchup and mustard and Worcestershire and onions and green peppers and bacon.</div></div><br />eww what the hell that sounds mank", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1291029", "time": "1683830368", "html": "its good", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1291032", "time": "1683830787", "html": "i like onions when i was little i used to take them off burgers and eat them", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1291033", "time": "1683830861", "html": "I used to take them off burgers, but I didn't eat them afterwards. Now I don't mind them.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1291081", "time": "1683856738", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/amissaanima\">amissa anima</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Why is it acceptable to eat applesauce but not baby food? It\u2019s the same thing, but with different fruits and veggies? If I wanna eat mushed carrots, why am I the weird one here?</div></div>Actually go for it. That's basically what steamed carrots are already.<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/bug\">bug</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">youre allergic you dont get an opinion</div></div>I will force-feed you American cheese.", "user": "caveat" } ], "users": { "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6419" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42500.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11309" }, "amissaanima": { "name": "amissa anima", "key": "amissaanima", "url": "/users/amissaanima", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3226.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3894" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42724.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3379" }, "theintangiblefancy": { "name": "The Intangible Fancy", "key": "theintangiblefancy", "url": "/users/theintangiblefancy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42050.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "806" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42619.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7072" }, "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39364.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3265" } }, "page_num": 8, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 10 }

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