Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "125", "posts": [ { "id": "994", "time": "1295953700", "html": "This was one of my favourite threads, but I'm going to open it up a little more.<br />\n<br />\nPost either the stupidest thing that's been said today or the thing that made you laugh the hardest.", "user": "never" }, { "id": "1123", "time": "1295971001", "html": "Me: You know Robert?<br />\nClassmate 1: Huh?<br />\nMe: Yeah, the gothic-punk guy that lived in the apartment downstairs from me.<br />\nClassmate 1: No...<br />\nMe: Well anyhow, we got twins...<br />\nClassmate 2: You what?!<br />\n<br />\nTo my defence that is completely taken out of context.", "user": "jaxxie" }, { "id": "1168", "time": "1295973662", "html": "This conversation happened.<br />\n<br />\nI will not admit who the people involved were.<br />\n<br />\n<br />\n<br />\n"I do not know what that means, and I do not want to know."<br />\n<br />\n"What?"<br />\n<br />\n"That ad, for birth control? Just said it was to be used 'after venting pregnancy.' I'm trying to avoid visuals."<br />\n<br />\n"... It said 'At preventing pregnancy.'"<br />\n<br />\n"...oh."", "user": "jarekk" }, { "id": "1280", "time": "1295982506", "html": "Said quite loudly in class: "Strangling? I dont do that."<br />\n<br />\n*accidental sex joke* "Well, Natalie's the only one on my head at the moment."", "user": "razor23259" }, { "id": "1343", "time": "1295985868", "html": "*customer signs receipt*<br />\nOh shoot! I used my real name! Can you reprint it so I can do it again?", "user": "amgirl" }, { "id": "1391", "time": "1295987336", "html": "Lovely. xD<br />\n<br />\n"It's bad when you can feel a guy's pube fro through his pants, but not his penis."<br />\n<br />\nIt would have been a lot funnier if the girl wasn't completely right.", "user": "never" }, { "id": "1489", "time": "1295992883", "html": "It would also be funnier if he had an afro on his head.<br />\n<br />\nJust saying.", "user": "razor23259" }, { "id": "2001", "time": "1296016763", "html": "///", "user": "phreakick" }, { "id": "2238", "time": "1296057299", "html": "That it would have been. <br />\n<br />\n"Heathy! Don't go outside! What if there are <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">z</span>ombies? Or dragons? Or <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">z</span>ombie dragons?"", "user": "never" }, { "id": "2475", "time": "1296076112", "html": "N: "Why do your boobs itch so much lately?"<br />\nA: "I don't know! That's like asking a guy why his nuts itch."<br />\nN: "Well..."<br />\nA: "No, don't go there. I don't wanna hear it."", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "2494", "time": "1296077078", "html": ""DUDE! Tell her to bathe!"<br />\n"That's not nice."<br />\n"And you are?"<br />\n<br />\nMy friends are such catty bitches. xD", "user": "never" }, { "id": "3381", "time": "1296151548", "html": "Careful is my middle name!", "user": "teebeekay" }, { "id": "3462", "time": "1296158342", "html": "Not the one that made me laugh the most, but my mother exploded with laughter.<br />\n<br />\nI stood in the kitchen making dinner and my dad is vacuum-cleaning. <br />\n<br />\nI: Dad. Please move. You're in my way.<br />\nDad: You move.<br />\nI: No! I am the woman here, and I am in the kitchen cooking! So <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">you</span> are the one who is supposed to be moving!", "user": "jaxxie" }, { "id": "3528", "time": "1296163304", "html": "Win^<br />\n<br />\nMy friend was explaining how he hated puns, when my drummer agreed with him, saying, 'No one needs to endure that kind of punishment!' I lost it.", "user": "razor23259" }, { "id": "3548", "time": "1296166147", "html": "^Have you seen the price of balloons, these days?<br />\nWell, that's inflation for you.", "user": "teebeekay" }, { "id": "3561", "time": "1296169103", "html": "///", "user": "phreakick" }, { "id": "3622", "time": "1296177284", "html": "^I definitely burst out laughing at that and freaked out my roommate :)<br />\n<br />\nSitting at dinner with a couple of friends...<br />\n"I'm pretty sure that girl has three desserts! Really, <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">three</span>. Come on, have some dignity!"<br />\n<br />\nand then later, at the dessert table...<br />\n"Oh my gosh, everything looks so good!...I see why she had three desserts now!"", "user": "mg2328" }, { "id": "3625", "time": "1296177381", "html": ""So a chicken and a turnip fall down the hill and after reaching the bottom the turnip turns to the chicken and says "oops!"<br />\nXD<br />\nI love my friends.", "user": "amgirl" }, { "id": "3762", "time": "1296186900", "html": "///", "user": "phreakick" }, { "id": "4447", "time": "1296304439", "html": "Me: "Does that shirt make me look gay in a 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'-kind of way?"<br />\nRoommate: "Nah."<br />\nMe: "Good."<br />\nRoommate: "It does, however, make you look gay in a 'Pink Flamingo'-kind of way"<br />\nMe: "<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Wait wat?</span> O.o"", "user": "rnk" }, { "id": "4465", "time": "1296311323", "html": "^Ha. xD<br />\n<br />\n"Gosh! If sex is the question, I *hope* violence isn't the answer!"", "user": "never" }, { "id": "14332", "time": "1296419975", "html": ""If my pen breaks, can I put pizza on it?"", "user": "rainingonyourparade" }, { "id": "14491", "time": "1296436063", "html": ""Heather has a boyfriend!"<br />\n"Yes, she does."<br />\n"Wait, what? Really?" [Angerface]", "user": "never" }, { "id": "14542", "time": "1296440711", "html": ""Ow!"<br />\n"What?!"<br />\n"He hit me with his shuttlecock!"<br />\n"That's what she said."", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "14769", "time": "1296472908", "html": "My best friend: "I'm sorry for being vulgar!... my mom made me say that. I didn't mean it."", "user": "hobbaloo" } ], "users": { "never": { "name": "Never", "key": "never", "url": "/users/never", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4398" }, "jaxxie": { "name": "jaxxie", "key": "jaxxie", "url": "/users/jaxxie", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13511.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "8505" }, "jarekk": { "name": "Jarekk", "key": "jarekk", "url": "/users/jarekk", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "39" }, "razor23259": { "name": "razor23259", "key": "razor23259", "url": "/users/razor23259", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1634.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3658" }, "amgirl": { "name": "amgirl", "key": "amgirl", "url": "/users/amgirl", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "691" }, "phreakick": { "name": "PhreakIck", "key": "phreakick", "url": "/users/phreakick", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1247.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1367" }, "whovian": { "name": "Whovian", "key": "whovian", "url": "/users/whovian", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5716" }, "teebeekay": { "name": "TeeBeeKay", "key": "teebeekay", "url": "/users/teebeekay", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "122" }, "mg2328": { "name": "mg2328", "key": "mg2328", "url": "/users/mg2328", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "940" }, "rnk": { "name": "rnk", "key": "rnk", "url": "/users/rnk", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "62" }, "rainingonyourparade": { "name": "RainingOnYourParade", "key": "rainingonyourparade", "url": "/users/rainingonyourparade", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4748" }, "hobbaloo": { "name": "hobbaloo", "key": "hobbaloo", "url": "/users/hobbaloo", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1174" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 231 }

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