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Practice makes progress - Myself
"Practice doesn't make progress. Practice makes permanent." -My middle school TAG teacher
“Snakes, particularly pit vipers, are inconvenient subjects for physiological and behavioural studies.”
From the Q&A:

"How does a TCaS user deal with a broken toilet?
Piss. Tanks."
My friend:

"Wait, if concentration camps are immoral, then why do we use them for orange juice?"
^^What the hell
"The only mistake I made was not shooting myself when I woke up this morning."
-My friend's manager
"Finish the job, Pingu."
"How did you get this far without knowing this?"
Two quotes I heard during pre-calc today:
(After my teacher was talking about microfiber) "They're like fibers, but smaller!"
"It's not child labor if you don't pay them!" (Which my teacher then agreed with that statement)
"Someone got laid today."
"really? Who?"
"IDK, but someone did somewhere."
"I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party."
"Are you sure it's a series, or just a group of books written by the same author using the same characters in the same over-arching plot?"
“There is always time for another last minute”
  • Terry Pratchett
Said by a post doc I work for: " You'll need to do some work on the gas cell, it's more accurately a gas chamber, but for some reason people get nervous when a German uses that name."
Just remembered this tidbit said by a friend many years back:

"If it smiles, run it over"
"You're the only one, one world, one love, but the battle goes on, shadows of Mass Destruction."


...very fair, and I'm happy to be a part of it!
"I was shocked to learn that half of Americans make less than the median income."
"Don't jump a gift shark in the mouth"
This one is from a while ago, but I didn't write it down anywhere, so now I'm writing (a translation of) what was said here.

"The highest image of ones own flesh box."

The word for "flesh" that I used probably actually means "pork" in most circumstances (maybe always?), but I wanted to say "flesh". Language confusion under stress. This formulation is from a round of a game where you have to explain a word without using the word itself or its components. This was the explanation for the word

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body ideal.
"pork box" sounds really funny in English
"PC cable managing is like a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back"

said me this morning
4yo just deliberately reminded us of when he called one of his art supplies the "pencinil sharper" because of how funny it sounded before <3 <3
"What is helping someone if not societally-encouraged pity?"
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