"That's not blood, idiot. It's tomato juice. You killed a tomato."
- Some story I have to read in French class.
123.645 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 8:28 PM
123.632 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 8:46 PM
123.591 days ago
Feb 28, 2022 - 9:46 PM
"It won't fit in there, the hole is too small!"
- A classmate, trying to fit something into a chair, I think.
122.766 days ago
Mar 1, 2022 - 5:33 PM
said the actress to the bishop
122.762 days ago
Mar 1, 2022 - 5:38 PM
"Why do fire alarms have to be so loud?"
120.817 days ago
Mar 3, 2022 - 4:20 PM
"paper's good for you. it's just like eating trees"
115.021 days ago
Mar 9, 2022 - 11:27 AM
If you're watching this in Saudi Arabia- *wheeze*
114.895 days ago
Mar 9, 2022 - 2:27 PM
"reminds me of mixed fractions"
- twitter user in response to an image of Bulbasaur
114.893 days ago
Mar 9, 2022 - 2:31 PM
"Remember, kids. Always wash your hands after washing your hands."
111.274 days ago
Mar 13, 2022 - 5:22 AM
"I will rip your star in half!"
"Can I be a straight white man, again?"
- quotes from a school discussion on gender roles and racism
108.865 days ago
Mar 15, 2022 - 3:10 PM
"Maybe you could not split your body in half to create galaxies in the middle of this peaceful plain?"
106.683 days ago
Mar 17, 2022 - 7:33 PM
"You have foild my plans Sir Sexington"
106.641 days ago
Mar 17, 2022 - 8:33 PM
It was either "grow" our own, or "roll" our own.
106.332 days ago
Mar 18, 2022 - 3:58 AM
"@Bruni DOWNLOAD THE PROTOGEN MOD"
- Everyone in my friend group for 30 minutes straight.
102.79 days ago
Mar 21, 2022 - 4:59 PM
shnip shanp
shnapitty shnap
ah
it is I, the crocodile
I hail straight from the nile
with my jaws, I shnap
shnapy shnap, your willy!
- rough recreation of "German Skeleton" song
102.772 days ago
Mar 21, 2022 - 5:24 PM
NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW
102.762 days ago
Mar 21, 2022 - 5:40 PM
"Will you be mad if I put 'whore' in my essay?"
101.885 days ago
Mar 22, 2022 - 2:42 PM
sus?!???!?????!?!???!?! ! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
101.838 days ago
Mar 22, 2022 - 3:50 PM
"WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!"
101.837 days ago
Mar 22, 2022 - 3:52 PM
99.627 days ago
Mar 24, 2022 - 8:53 PM
"are you storm eunice cus you blew me away?"
"are you storm eunice cus you ruined everything"
- 2 yr 7 kids telling me pickup lines
98.931 days ago
Mar 25, 2022 - 1:35 PM
"Give me a minute to not sound like an idiot"
My teacher
98.926 days ago
Mar 25, 2022 - 1:42 PM
*guy walks into computer classroom*
Teacher: "You missed it. I just drew a butt on the board"
98.899 days ago
Mar 25, 2022 - 2:22 PM
"We don't talk about Iron Man at the table."
95.949 days ago
Mar 28, 2022 - 1:10 PM
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