Two Cans & String

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You killed a tomato."<br /><ul><li> Some story I have to read in French class.</li></ul>", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1200306", "time": "1646081205", "html": "poor tomato", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1200313", "time": "1646084770", "html": "<img src=\"https://i.redd.it/y6e6445www871.jpg\" alt=\"\" />", "user": "cheeseman" }, { "id": "1200628", "time": "1646156031", "html": ""It won't fit in there, the hole is too small!"<br /><br /><ul><li> A classmate, trying to fit something into a chair, I think.</li></ul>", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1200629", "time": "1646156333", "html": "said the actress to the bishop", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1201073", "time": "1646324420", "html": ""Why do fire alarms have to be so loud?"", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1202095", "time": "1646825221", "html": ""paper's good for you. it's just like eating trees"", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1202103", "time": "1646836062", "html": "If you're watching this in Saudi Arabia- *wheeze*", "user": "delbeto" }, { "id": "1202106", "time": "1646836280", "html": ""reminds me of mixed fractions"<br /><ul><li> twitter user in response to an image of Bulbasaur</li></ul>", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1203175", "time": "1647148951", "html": ""Remember, kids. Always wash your hands after washing your hands."<br /><br /><ul><li> Holly 5000</li></ul>", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1203661", "time": "1647357033", "html": ""I will rip your star in half!"<br />"Can I be a straight white man, again?"<br /><br /><ul><li>quotes from a school discussion on gender roles and racism</li></ul>", "user": "probot" }, { "id": "1204296", "time": "1647545623", "html": ""Maybe you could not split your body in half to create galaxies in the middle of this peaceful plain?"", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1204310", "time": "1647549219", "html": ""You have foild my plans Sir Sexington"<br /><ul><li> G-Man.</li></ul>", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1204437", "time": "1647575933", "html": "It was either "grow" our own, or "roll" our own.", "user": "gws" }, { "id": "1204952", "time": "1647881953", "html": ""@Bruni DOWNLOAD THE PROTOGEN MOD"<br /><ul><li> Everyone in my friend group for 30 minutes straight.</li></ul>", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1204956", "time": "1647883489", "html": "shnip shanp<br />shnapitty shnap<br />ah<br />it is I, the crocodile<br />I hail straight from the nile<br />with my jaws, I shnap<br />shnapy shnap, your willy!<br /><br /><ul><li> rough recreation of "German Skeleton" song</li></ul>", "user": "delbeto" }, { "id": "1204957", "time": "1647884408", "html": "NOW_{NOW_{NOW_{NOW_{NOW_NOW}}}}_{_{_{_{_NOW}}}}_{_{_{_NOW}}}_{_{_NOW}}_{_NOW}_NOWNOW", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1205156", "time": "1647960136", "html": ""Will you be mad if I put 'whore' in my essay?"", "user": "probot" }, { "id": "1205167", "time": "1647964226", "html": "sus?!???!?????!?!???!?! ! \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21", "user": "delbeto" }, { "id": "1205168", "time": "1647964328", "html": ""<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!</span>"", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1205871", "time": "1648155211", "html": ""hampter"<br /><br /><ul><li> Hamster.</li></ul>", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1205974", "time": "1648215357", "html": ""are you storm eunice cus you blew me away?"<br /><br />"are you storm eunice cus you ruined everything"<br /><br /><ul><li> 2 yr 7 kids telling me pickup lines</li></ul>", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1205975", "time": "1648215763", "html": ""Give me a minute to not sound like an idiot"<br /><br />My teacher", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1205978", "time": "1648218124", "html": "*guy walks into computer classroom*<br />Teacher: "You missed it. I just drew a butt on the board"", "user": "probot" }, { "id": "1206366", "time": "1648473012", "html": ""We don't talk about Iron Man at the table."", "user": "probot" } ], "users": { "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34217.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3578" }, "muckabluckisnotaduck": { "name": "MuckaBluckisnotaDuck", "key": "muckabluckisnotaduck", "url": "/users/muckabluckisnotaduck", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33142.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1251" }, "cheeseman": { "name": "cheese man", "key": "cheeseman", "url": "/users/cheeseman", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34275.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2850" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34228.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8730" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30674.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9612" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33587.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2601" }, "delbeto": { "name": "delbeto", "key": "delbeto", "url": "/users/delbeto", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31710.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4598" }, "probot": { "name": "Probot", "key": "probot", "url": "/users/probot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/32347.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "816" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34274.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8605" }, "gws": { "name": "gws", "key": "gws", "url": "/users/gws", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/29928.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5768" } }, "page_num": 228, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 230 }

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