ForumGeneral Discussion ► Quote of the Day!
"That's not blood, idiot. It's tomato juice. You killed a tomato."
  • Some story I have to read in French class.
poor tomato
"It won't fit in there, the hole is too small!"

  • A classmate, trying to fit something into a chair, I think.
said the actress to the bishop
"Why do fire alarms have to be so loud?"
"paper's good for you. it's just like eating trees"
If you're watching this in Saudi Arabia- *wheeze*
"reminds me of mixed fractions"
  • twitter user in response to an image of Bulbasaur
"Remember, kids. Always wash your hands after washing your hands."

  • Holly 5000
"I will rip your star in half!"
"Can I be a straight white man, again?"

  • quotes from a school discussion on gender roles and racism
"Maybe you could not split your body in half to create galaxies in the middle of this peaceful plain?"
"You have foild my plans Sir Sexington"
  • G-Man.
It was either "grow" our own, or "roll" our own.
  • Everyone in my friend group for 30 minutes straight.
shnip shanp
shnapitty shnap
it is I, the crocodile
I hail straight from the nile
with my jaws, I shnap
shnapy shnap, your willy!

  • rough recreation of "German Skeleton" song
"Will you be mad if I put 'whore' in my essay?"
sus?!???!?????!?!???!?! ! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

  • Hamster.
"are you storm eunice cus you blew me away?"

"are you storm eunice cus you ruined everything"

  • 2 yr 7 kids telling me pickup lines
"Give me a minute to not sound like an idiot"

My teacher
*guy walks into computer classroom*
Teacher: "You missed it. I just drew a butt on the board"
"We don't talk about Iron Man at the table."
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