Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "54", "posts": [ { "id": "292", "time": "1295915483", "html": "Admit it, this needs rebuilding.<br />\nTell us, children, what's running through that pretty little head of yours? Working out life? Wondering what's for lunch next Tuesday? We <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">probably</span> don't care as much as you, but we do like to read about it. So have at it!", "user": "qwaz" }, { "id": "306", "time": "1295915779", "html": "The songs "Deity" and "The Missing" by Ministry are playing and I don't even remember downloading them. What the fuck? No complaints just, really, how?", "user": "markymarc" }, { "id": "311", "time": "1295915892", "html": "My pasta is cold. I should eat before getting distracted by the forum and it's fancy new updates. And I really need to get around to doing my homework.", "user": "joetom" }, { "id": "316", "time": "1295916084", "html": "I'm stealing his iPod. He has no idea.", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "348", "time": "1295917416", "html": ""Why did the University of Alabama send me an invitation to a 'Special Reception'? They should at least specify what it is before I travel across the state to it."", "user": "sophrosyne" }, { "id": "360", "time": "1295917885", "html": "What the fuck is this? He really expects me to eat this?", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "362", "time": "1295917938", "html": "<span style=\"color:#eb2a10;\">WHO TURNED THE HEAT OFF?!</span>", "user": "ashlayyy" }, { "id": "367", "time": "1295918103", "html": "<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\"><span style=\"color:#ff0007;\">[Mod-Warning: Stop shouting, ash.layyy.]</span></span>", "user": "sophrosyne" }, { "id": "368", "time": "1295918161", "html": "Are you going to use <span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">red</span> for all your mod stuff now Shadow? Because I like it.", "user": "joetom" }, { "id": "370", "time": "1295918178", "html": "you're no mod! \ud83d\ude20<br />(at least not now anyway...)", "user": "thingerdudes" }, { "id": "373", "time": "1295918232", "html": "@Joetom: Yes. I will use red and bold font for moderator stuff.", "user": "sophrosyne" }, { "id": "374", "time": "1295918294", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/ui/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/theshadowchild/\">TheShadowChild</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\"><span style=\"color:#ff0007;\">[Mod-Warning: Stop shouting, ash.layyy.]</span></span></div></div><br />\nAw, shucks. I'm sorry. I'm just very cold.", "user": "ashlayyy" }, { "id": "379", "time": "1295918366", "html": "I am playing with TwoCans and it makes me happy.", "user": "sunshinedust" }, { "id": "381", "time": "1295918392", "html": "@Thinger: We can still hand out warnings.", "user": "sophrosyne" }, { "id": "383", "time": "1295918480", "html": "It just doesn't feel the same. \ud83d\ude15<br />also I like the smileys. I think I'll <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">ab</span>use them a lot.", "user": "thingerdudes" }, { "id": "406", "time": "1295919375", "html": "Thinger, I'm pretty sure we all will.<br />\n<br />\nI want a football stadium full of cotton candy.", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "412", "time": "1295919532", "html": "so is this the conglomerate of all the old threads that had the same basic formula?", "user": "thingerdudes" }, { "id": "422", "time": "1295919859", "html": "Arg... my head is full of bullshit.", "user": "fizh" }, { "id": "425", "time": "1295920026", "html": "Oh holy cheesus! It's sunflowers!", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "463", "time": "1295921882", "html": "If I say I'm outside at the park, then can I shout?", "user": "maximillian" }, { "id": "514", "time": "1295923334", "html": "@Max: Yes. As long as you don't falsely yell something that could involve the cops. I also wouldn't yell if it's uber late because people trying to sleep could call in a noise complaint.", "user": "whovian" }, { "id": "918", "time": "1295935626", "html": "<span style=\"color:#f50700;\">I'm</span> <span style=\"color:#f07d06;\">going</span> <span style=\"color:#fcd400;\">to</span> <span style=\"color:#1b9608;\">be</span> <span style=\"color:#0870fc;\">abusing</span> <span style=\"color:#a20dfe;\">the</span> <span style=\"color:#e906fe;\">font </span> <span style=\"color:#fb2c00;\">colours</span> <span style=\"color:#f19100;\">so</span> <span style=\"color:#fcd400;\">much</span> <span style=\"color:#1b9608;\">much</span> <span style=\"color:#0870fc;\">now.</span> <span style=\"color:#a20dfe;\">now.</span> <span style=\"color:#e906fe;\">I</span> <span style=\"color:#f50700;\">can</span> <span style=\"color:#f07d06;\">just</span> <span style=\"color:#fcd400;\">see</span> <span style=\"color:#1b9608;\">it</span> <span style=\"color:#0870fc;\">happening.</span>", "user": "empressliv" }, { "id": "923", "time": "1295935755", "html": "...how much time did you spend on that?", "user": "sophrosyne" }, { "id": "938", "time": "1295937794", "html": "Too much.", "user": "ninjaofcloud" }, { "id": "956", "time": "1295943758", "html": "You have no idea! I got so confused when I was doing it, that's why some words were repeated. Soo much HTML.", "user": "empressliv" } ], "users": { "qwaz": { "name": "Qwaz", "key": "qwaz", "url": "/users/qwaz", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3920.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1112" }, "markymarc": { "name": "Marky Marc", "key": "markymarc", "url": "/users/markymarc", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6508" }, "joetom": { "name": "joetom", "key": "joetom", "url": "/users/joetom", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23117.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "7636" }, "whovian": { "name": "Whovian", "key": "whovian", "url": "/users/whovian", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5716" }, "sophrosyne": { "name": "Sophrosyne", "key": "sophrosyne", "url": "/users/sophrosyne", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3473.png", "rankClass": "comrade", "rankText": "АДМИНИСТРАТОР", "posts": "3498" }, "ashlayyy": { "name": "ash.layyy", "key": "ashlayyy", "url": "/users/ashlayyy", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6437" }, "thingerdudes": { "name": "ThingerDudes", "key": "thingerdudes", "url": "/users/thingerdudes", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "925" }, "sunshinedust": { "name": "SunshineDust", "key": "sunshinedust", "url": "/users/sunshinedust", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/8837.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4277" }, "fizh": { "name": "fizh", "key": "fizh", "url": "/users/fizh", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/9566.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1603" }, "maximillian": { "name": "Maximillian", "key": "maximillian", "url": "/users/maximillian", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "152" }, "empressliv": { "name": "Empress_Liv", "key": "empressliv", "url": "/users/empressliv", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "203" }, "ninjaofcloud": { "name": "Ninja_of_Cloud", "key": "ninjaofcloud", "url": "/users/ninjaofcloud", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1412.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2855" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 3279 }

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