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{ "thread_id": "54", "posts": [ { "id": "1001831", "time": "1542422713", "html": "I just heard more guns going off! \ud83d\udcaa Party\u2019s just getting started!", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1001839", "time": "1542423361", "html": "Shots, shots, shots shots shots, shots!", "user": "coldfrost" }, { "id": "1001840", "time": "1542423495", "html": "Everybody! Hah! Oh man, I might have to start playing that game again. I just heard more.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1001841", "time": "1542423799", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/antimonypentafluoride\">antimony pentafluoride</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">And this is the 7th time in the past seven days I\u2019ve heard gun shots going off at early times of the night. Today the police department had to hold a press conference about all the shootings. What they\u2019re doing is putting more officers out on the streets at night. I have mixed feelings about that.<br /><br />Edit: my bad, two days ago.</div></div><br /><br />It's just some random dude trying to keep property prices down, no worries", "user": "zia" }, { "id": "1001842", "time": "1542424208", "html": "They're practicing for a theater piece involving gunplay and they really want to get the scene right.", "user": "coldfrost" }, { "id": "1001844", "time": "1542426223", "html": "It's like those saloon scenes in the musical Crazy for You. Every time new city slicker character walks in, they're rehearsing their "Gunfights of the Old West" tourist trap, but shooting blanks. But they die so convincingly, the city folk are mortified.", "user": "scoggles" }, { "id": "1001862", "time": "1542436542", "html": "They probably should have put the word out that it was for a play before people started getting spooked", "user": "mariokirby46" }, { "id": "1001866", "time": "1542455593", "html": "That would spoil the surprise, though.", "user": "gws" }, { "id": "1002270", "time": "1542824430", "html": "I haven't been on this site for about 200 days... I've missed it...", "user": "apg" }, { "id": "1002273", "time": "1542825298", "html": "... ;)", "user": "grayseff" }, { "id": "1002278", "time": "1542825539", "html": "Heh... hello, sir...<br /><br />I hope you and your family have been well lately... :)", "user": "apg" }, { "id": "1002366", "time": "1542853169", "html": "Oh hey, welcome back.", "user": "zia" }, { "id": "1002370", "time": "1542856111", "html": "Teen titans Go is a torture device", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1002391", "time": "1542866337", "html": "Wut? It is so convenient having a toddler friendly super hero show that is only ten minutes long per episode.", "user": "grayseff" }, { "id": "1002398", "time": "1542891203", "html": "Agreed. You have more frequent opportunities to turn off the TV without interrupting the story.", "user": "gws" }, { "id": "1002458", "time": "1542925731", "html": "At least while that is on, you have every excuse at your command to do Bloons TD things", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1002526", "time": "1542955185", "html": "Sadly that is not the case, because our computer <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">is</span> the TV.", "user": "gws" }, { "id": "1002643", "time": "1543018477", "html": "I feel for you", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1003067", "time": "1543396674", "html": "basing my choice of bar/club for birthday drinks on where is most likely to play carly rae jepsen and no one can stop me", "user": "giantsquid" }, { "id": "1003182", "time": "1543473741", "html": "Who would try?", "user": "jashagrees" }, { "id": "1003346", "time": "1543618940", "html": "Everyone who walks around the city you live in: be selective in what drivers you decide to shout \u201cfuck you\u201d at and flip them off. I think that only by the grace of god I didn\u2019t get shot or something today. <br /><br />If anyone is wondering why I\u2019m flipping off cars and shouting \u201cfuck you\u201d at them, well, it\u2019s because FUCK YOU, CAR.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1003385", "time": "1543669296", "html": "If I said my real name is Hillman, would you believe me?", "user": "mariokirby46" }, { "id": "1003386", "time": "1543672225", "html": "Not if you want to become emperor.", "user": "diav" }, { "id": "1003387", "time": "1543673225", "html": "I DECLARE MYSELF HILLMAN THE EMPORER! I AM KING OF THE HILL PRAISE ME AND GIVE ME TEDDY BEARS", "user": "mariokirby46" }, { "id": "1003394", "time": "1543689542", "html": "Speaking of stuffed bears, I saw Christopher Robin last night. I have to say, I didn't like Tigger at all.", "user": "vampireflutist" } ], "users": { "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/4436.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2326" }, "coldfrost": { "name": "Coldfrost", "key": "coldfrost", "url": "/users/coldfrost", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/11465.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7198" }, "zia": { "name": "Zia", "key": "zia", "url": "/users/zia", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/10397.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2178" }, "scoggles": { "name": "Scoggles", "key": "scoggles", "url": "/users/scoggles", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/1301.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3353" }, "mariokirby46": { "name": "mariokirby46", "key": "mariokirby46", "url": "/users/mariokirby46", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/11048.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "282" }, "gws": { "name": "gws", "key": "gws", "url": "/users/gws", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/1209.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4611" }, "apg": { "name": "APG", "key": "apg", "url": "/users/apg", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/5447.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3661" }, "grayseff": { "name": "Grayseff", "key": "grayseff", "url": "/users/grayseff", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/4762.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "-999995950" }, "fattythefatguy": { "name": "Fatty the fat guy", "key": "fattythefatguy", "url": "/users/fattythefatguy", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/9852.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "561" }, "giantsquid": { "name": "GiantSquid", "key": "giantsquid", "url": "/users/giantsquid", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/10939.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "619" }, "jashagrees": { "name": "JashAgrees", "key": "jashagrees", "url": "/users/jashagrees", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/1943.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4420" }, "diav": { "name": "DIAV", "key": "diav", "url": "/users/diav", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/5333.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7962" }, "vampireflutist": { "name": "#vampireflutist", "key": "vampireflutist", "url": "/users/vampireflutist", "avatar": "https://twocansandstring.com/uploads/drawn/10377.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "871" } }, "page_num": 2795, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 2811, "you_banned": 0 }

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