Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "54", "posts": [ { "id": "1106391", "time": "1613237655", "html": "I relate to that, I've always wanted to get into it but I feel like it's just another hobby that'll hurt me financially.", "user": "incognitogirl" }, { "id": "1107014", "time": "1613525890", "html": "OK, PoikiChoi. Don't make any sudden movements, walk out into this thread with your hands up, and tell us how you've been getting all the colored dots.", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "1107018", "time": "1613531593", "html": "Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is such a weird thing.<br /><br />As a kid I started experimenting by adding more milk/butter than usual. Usually it made a pretty watery sauce and I usually didn't mind that. BUT, then out of curiosity I was like "hmm what if I add way less" and whoa now the cheese sauce is all thick and flavorful and it's like eating heaven cheese.<br /><br />Only sad part is now I'm all out of mac and cheese, because I've been making it the last couple days every dinnertime", "user": "poodonkus913" }, { "id": "1107023", "time": "1613532891", "html": "I am considering how hard it would be to make an begnign virus that would edit a Windows keyboard driver to write "UwU OwO UwU" at random (lengthy) intervals and load it on every computer at my school before I leave.<br /><br />Probably not worth the effort tbh. Pretty sure the low-level drivers are written in assembly or something else close to metal.", "user": "kylijoy" }, { "id": "1107053", "time": "1613548671", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/waterphoenix\">Water Phoenix</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">OK, PoikiChoi. Don't make any sudden movements, walk out into this thread with your hands up, and tell us how you've been getting all the colored dots.</div></div><br /><br />Guides get made on the zomg thread pretty quick these days.", "user": "ecr674" }, { "id": "1107061", "time": "1613569276", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylijoy\">KylIjoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I am considering how hard it would be to make an begnign virus that would edit a Windows keyboard driver to write "UwU OwO UwU" at random (lengthy) intervals and load it on every computer at my school before I leave.<br /><br />Probably not worth the effort tbh.</div></div><br /><br />I think you should lol", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1107521", "time": "1613664139", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylijoy\">KylIjoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I am considering how hard it would be to make an begnign virus that would edit a Windows keyboard driver to write "UwU OwO UwU" at random (lengthy) intervals and load it on every computer at my school before I leave.<br /><br />Probably not worth the effort tbh. Pretty sure the low-level drivers are written in assembly or something else close to metal.</div></div><br />That would be awesome, I\u2019d download that myself", "user": "fattythefatguy" }, { "id": "1107523", "time": "1613664577", "html": "This isn't related to any sort of uwu prank but I really want to go to college in the UK but I probably won't be able to. On top of that almost all bachelor programs in the UK are three years instead of four and that would be cool, but idk if I'll have enough money upfront to go so that is unfortunate. That's all.", "user": "incognitogirl" }, { "id": "1107535", "time": "1613666504", "html": "u wanna be bri'ish?", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1107537", "time": "1613666635", "html": "yesh", "user": "incognitogirl" }, { "id": "1107833", "time": "1613718987", "html": "I've thought about going to college abroad as well, it seems like a cool idea until you start looking at the cost. Although, some schools in the US have study abroad programs so it's not entirely infeasible.", "user": "cc" }, { "id": "1107904", "time": "1613750334", "html": "My girlfriend studied abroad for student exchange, did not pay anything for her studies, lived in a good family, and after graduation returned home.", "user": "samuelrichards" }, { "id": "1108074", "time": "1613778650", "html": "That's basically what I aspire to do.", "user": "incognitogirl" }, { "id": "1108077", "time": "1613780988", "html": "It feels weird to spend all that time planning for college and worrying about where you're going to go and then get your letters back and not have to worry anymore.<br /><br />But CS is also a <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">very</span> competitive major, so I was also probably more worried than most.", "user": "kylijoy" }, { "id": "1108119", "time": "1613863061", "html": "My little sister has leukemia.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1108120", "time": "1613863359", "html": "Dude I'm so sorry. The news no one should hear", "user": "grayseff" }, { "id": "1108121", "time": "1613863693", "html": "She\u2019s had so many vague, frightening symptoms over the past two years. Me and my older sister were worried it was leukemia just from all her lab results she ever had. She started seeing an oncologist because no doctor could figure out what it was but one suspected cancer. It got confirmed today. I just hope she responds okay to treatment.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1108122", "time": "1613864366", "html": "Fuck. I'm so sorry. That is awful, and I'm wishing you all the best.", "user": "eriophora" }, { "id": "1108123", "time": "1613864458", "html": "Oh that's awful, I'm sorry. I wish her best of luck with treatment.", "user": "liv" }, { "id": "1108126", "time": "1613868338", "html": "I'm so sorry, my aunt had leukemia a while back and I know that's tough news to hear. I don't know your religious beliefs, but I'll definitely be praying for her.", "user": "incognitogirl" }, { "id": "1108129", "time": "1613872940", "html": "that is not good. i am sorry to hear that", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1108164", "time": "1613934916", "html": "All y\u2019all: thanks.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1108365", "time": "1614016098", "html": "I started to play music in class today, and it started with a woman vocalizing. I had my volume way louder than I thought, and so I stopped it soon as I could and turned it down. All people heard was the beginning of a moan. Now everyone in my social studies class think I watch porn in class", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1108395", "time": "1614016596", "html": "I used to get weird looks when I took school in person because at that particular point in my life I focused best to black metal while doing assignments.", "user": "poodonkus913" }, { "id": "1108406", "time": "1614019488", "html": "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", "user": "helloworld123" } ], "users": { "incognitogirl": { "name": "incognito girl", "key": "incognitogirl", "url": "/users/incognitogirl", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20464.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "393" }, "waterphoenix": { "name": "Water Phoenix", "key": "waterphoenix", "url": "/users/waterphoenix", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/17290.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8920" }, "poodonkus913": { "name": "Poodonkus913", "key": "poodonkus913", "url": "/users/poodonkus913", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20317.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1685" }, "kylijoy": { "name": "KylIjoy", "key": "kylijoy", "url": "/users/kylijoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19626.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "72" }, "ecr674": { "name": "ecr674", "key": "ecr674", "url": "/users/ecr674", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16118.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2492" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20475.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3236" }, "fattythefatguy": { "name": "Fatty the fat guy", "key": "fattythefatguy", "url": "/users/fattythefatguy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/18106.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1958" }, "cc": { "name": "CC", "key": "cc", "url": "/users/cc", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20428.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "28" }, "samuelrichards": { "name": "SamuelRichards", "key": "samuelrichards", "url": "/users/samuelrichards", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20663.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/4436.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2977" }, "grayseff": { "name": "Grayseff", "key": "grayseff", "url": "/users/grayseff", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/4762.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "-999995503" }, "eriophora": { "name": "eriophora", "key": "eriophora", "url": "/users/eriophora", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16448.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "204" }, "liv": { "name": "Liv", "key": "liv", "url": "/users/liv", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16373.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "87" }, "helloworld123": { "name": "HelloWorld123", "key": "helloworld123", "url": "/users/helloworld123", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/10623.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "16" } }, "page_num": 2859, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 2860 }

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