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If you a know a really cheesy joke or a pick-up line, post it here!
  
We already have a pick-up line thread, but not a cheesy jokes thread. I assumed those two always went in the one already in Relationships sub-category.
  
Did you hear about the explosion in that cheese factory in France?
There was nothing left but de brie.
  
LOLOLOLOL.
  
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades?
I've felt grater.
  
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
  
THAT IS MY FAVORITE JOKE OF ALL TIME.
I love you.
  
How do you hold a Galaxy Party?

You planet.

THAT'S MINE, ALWAYS, EVER.
  
I love you too, Nipsypoo. You're also totes allowed to call me Whobear on the forum, it was cute.

What's a vampire's favourite kind of candy?
A sucker.

That's been mine since I was little.
  
Oh, you go, Whobear, you go.
  
Why'd the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the Ws.
  
Bahahaha.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
Any, buildings can't jump!

That is my favorite Popsicle-stick joke in the world.
  
Speaking of popsicle stick jokes.

What time is it when all the ice cream is gone?
Time to die.
  
What. Was that really on the stick? :o
  
Yes. We saw the fucking picture on tumblr ya duh!
  
Never trust popsicles for legal advice.

One stick: "what can you steal without going to jail?" "Second base"
Second srick "why did the baseball player go to jail?" "He stole second base"
  
You know what a buccaneer is?

Very expensive corn.
  
You know why the motorcycle stopped moving?

It was two-tired!
  
I have a cheesy joke for you guys. What do you call cheese than isn't yours? Na-cho cheese. XD
  
Whovian said:
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.


Edit: Sowwy
  
Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would duck.
  
What do Batman and 16 Sodium atoms have in common?
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na!
  
All-time favorite joke: What did the fish say when it ran into a cement wall?

Damn/dam. XD
  
I was gonna tell a joke about the Swiss but it woulda been too cheesy.
  
I've heard you tell that joke about cheese. It wasn't very gouda.
  
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