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Okay, here's a snippet:

From The Babble:
The heaven for you; for the king of Aphek, one; the king . And after they had rowed about five thousand sheep, and three thousand and three measures of pure gold: of beaten work shall be delivered, but the sign of the LORD . And David the king in Gihon: and they that had escaped from them that preach him, being abominable, and disobedient, and rebelled against thee . And Moses took one portion of his God . Moreover he must do after this the Christ? He is green. The fear of you hypocrites, as it were a thousand bullocks, a thousand goats: and he hath not kept it . Then I said unto the congregation, and the dust, and licked up the doors of the seed of Israel, and against him bands of the earth, and they shall be carried away captive from Jerusalem ...... Therefore, behold, I send pestilence among you; lest ye die: it shall rise up wholly like a wave offering before the oblation shall be joyful in glory: let them be ashamed in the night; There stood a man shall lie down in the wheels.

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And, behold, God himself and for the people is broken in pieces man and his sons' garments with him . Then certain of the operation of God, that ye should shew light unto all the blood ran out waters on the twelfth month, in the midst of thee upon the loins of Jacob . ....Or have ye reproached me: ye are sanctified, but ye are complete in him, according to your old age . The children of Israel came, and it filled all the borders of the Jews, containing two or three witnesses, shall he not put her away for any; ..... And he came and spake of stoning him, because they have turned away back . The mountains melted from before it was told Saul, and desired to eat .


I've cut out a bit between paragraphs to save space and only highlight the weirdest sentences. Keep in mind this is just a small part of the original.
  

So I put in “Jag är en”, which just means “I am a” in Swedish, then took what that gave me and put it through google translate to get back to English, and I got this masterpiece:


I am a madman for a long time.

Hooked that it would come.

You get that long action.

You long anchor.

You can first say that on the culture.

You a bloom you prayed for that or you.

You bloom contact the first born with then reminiscent about the fact that it was like the host of a fringe. May it have to be longing.

Straight and straightforward about it, it gets to.

Straight to what or with the fact that they have leaned on you.

On contacting about then gave birth to the commentary on that on
  
I typed in "Asshole" and got this:

Asshole.com/v7/user/bogdan/ [18:43] <Bogdan> yeah [18:43] <nalixor> the idea was to use the fact that this is a social system that would be used to control users behavior as a tool to make it easier for government agents to control and manipulate it [18:43] <@shecalledmepaul> and the way they control you [18:43] <mivv_> the main use I can see this as is to allow you to use your computer for stuff that no one else wants you to do [18:43] <XavierMendel> lol not so much if your computer isnt a laptop. [18:43] <fastantic4> well why not get to work [18:43] <@shecalledmepaul> they also use it [18:43] <Bogdan> i don't really get it. [18:44] <fastantic4> to control a group of users that are not in the group [18:44] <nalixor
  
A man walks into a bar. A woman goes up next to him. No one ever talks with him again.

A man gets up and walks to the next bar.

There is nothing at that bar, but there is a man up next to him now, walking in the opposite direction.

No one ever talks with him, but he says he feels this presence. It tells him he doesn't know him at all, and that he was there before.

A man who is in a place of service, comes in, stands next to the guy up next to him, and then starts talking to him. He starts to say he never had any reason to know him.

They talk all morning and through the day, until they finally run out of friends they'll ever know and end the conversation.

A woman has a bar of her own, a place her own to make customers feel comfortable if that's what they want to hear.

Her place doesn't say, "You don't know me." But if you look at it, it says, "You don't have to, please
  
i love experimental fiction
  


Can you ever be really certain you're gonna get to see your girl again?

What else can you think of, anyway?

I'm gonna go to bed now, thank you very much.

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When Amanda gets back from Canada she has an announcement to make. She is going to leave her life behind. After being in the public eye of some serious allegations and being on television for the first time with her lawyer she finds herself facing a lot of pressure. What could she say and do that could stop this? And if she says anything she is going to risk being fired, so she is going to choose to stay in Canada in order to protect herself and her family. With Amanda getting close to retirement and being faced with the prospect of having no money left, the idea of going to China, but not telling her parents because she is afraid is not worth it. To avoid the backlash she makes a big deal of her age and doesn't want to be known as the age-related person who is going to cause trouble for all of our family. However, this brings an unexpected blow when she learns that the Chinese government wants to hire her for a big secret job. But when she refuses she finds out that the company has been hiring young ladies to play their roles in order to raise money for a hospital there. Can she turn them down?
  
Im surprisingly wanting to see REALLY funny memes.
  
Achille12345 is back again bois!
  
feels good.
  
It just came to my attention that NASA's planning on supporting human life on the moon by 2024. Thrilling.
  
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