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Practice makes progress - Myself
  
"Practice doesn't make progress. Practice makes permanent." -My middle school TAG teacher
  
“Snakes, particularly pit vipers, are inconvenient subjects for physiological and behavioural studies.”
  
From the Q&A:

"How does a TCaS user deal with a broken toilet?
Piss. Tanks."
  
My friend:

"Wait, if concentration camps are immoral, then why do we use them for orange juice?"
  
^^What the hell
  
"The only mistake I made was not shooting myself when I woke up this morning."
-My friend's manager
  
"Finish the job, Pingu."
  
"How did you get this far without knowing this?"
  
Two quotes I heard during pre-calc today:
(After my teacher was talking about microfiber) "They're like fibers, but smaller!"
and
"It's not child labor if you don't pay them!" (Which my teacher then agreed with that statement)
  
"Someone got laid today."
"really? Who?"
"IDK, but someone did somewhere."
  
"I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party."
  
"Are you sure it's a series, or just a group of books written by the same author using the same characters in the same over-arching plot?"
  
“There is always time for another last minute”
  • Terry Pratchett
  
Said by a post doc I work for: " You'll need to do some work on the gas cell, it's more accurately a gas chamber, but for some reason people get nervous when a German uses that name."
  
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