I've been hearing about people doing school at home and some are just getting breaks from 2 days to 3 months. Why did I have to enroll in an online school right before the coronavirus was a thing? The only pro about that is getting to stay in bed all day long.
318.874 days ago
Mar 13, 2020 - 11:57 PM
All month for us, after a county-mandated order. Three weeks was the official order, but they're not changing the schedule so the shutdown flows right into our Spring Break, giving us an extra fourth week.
318.779 days ago
Mar 14, 2020 - 2:13 AM
No but I picked the wrong time to run out of water
Fucking doomsdayers I WANT MY GODDAMN DEER PARK
318.236 days ago
Mar 14, 2020 - 3:15 PM
My significant other had about 12 hours docked from his schedule. My company is business as usual.
315.051 days ago
Mar 17, 2020 - 7:42 PM
Originally it was 2 weeks, but clearly it was extended.
260.833 days ago
May 11, 2020 - 12:56 AM
No but I picked the wrong time to run out of water
Fucking doomsdayers I WANT MY GODDAMN DEER PARK
Deer are
not allowed in the Deer Park.
255.105 days ago
May 16, 2020 - 6:24 PM
No but I picked the wrong time to run out of water
Fucking doomsdayers I WANT MY GODDAMN DEER PARK
Deer are
not allowed in the Deer Park.
But, the faceless old woman who secretly lives in my home said I could go.
253.682 days ago
May 18, 2020 - 4:33 AM
A) I thought you were, like, a crow anyway.
B) You'll have to decide whose advice to take.
249.72 days ago
May 22, 2020 - 3:39 AM
A) I thought you were, like, a crow anyway.
B) You'll have to decide whose advice to take.
A) perhaps.
B) well, I've heard that you can tell someone is lying if they look away while they are speaking. Since the faceless old woman does not look away, as she does not have a face, I am confident that she is truthful. Who could lie with a face, or lack of face, like that?
248.953 days ago
May 22, 2020 - 10:03 PM
Can't tell a bald-faced lie if you don't have a face.
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219.232 days ago
Jun 21, 2020 - 3:21 PM
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