Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "60", "posts": [ { "id": "1228541", "time": "1658518235", "html": "The existence of \u201cCongratulations! You did your job the way you\u2019re supposed to!\u201d awards and complacency with laziness in high-stakes jobs.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1228654", "time": "1658844821", "html": "I hate when I'm reading a great novel and next thing I know it's constantly sex scenes left and right ...Why? I don't care about people throbbing members. It's so cringy.", "user": "sunshinedust" }, { "id": "1228655", "time": "1658845531", "html": "Pulsating private parts", "user": "thereisnoeleven" }, { "id": "1228656", "time": "1658848149", "html": "Yep. I'm just skipping them at this point lol<br /><br />I hope I haven't missed anything between their thrusty grunts lol", "user": "sunshinedust" }, { "id": "1228661", "time": "1658874562", "html": "Yeah, sex stuff in novels that aren't explicitly erotic is definitely something that ruins the experience for me. Especially if it comes out of left field.<br /><br />Much prefer the "fade to black and implicitly do the dirty" mindset", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1228794", "time": "1659306271", "html": "Ditto for movies. I don't know why it has to go on for so long - it isn't a raunchy R-rated movie that you rent at Blockbuster to pause at the perfect millisecond to see a nip slip. Oddly specific, but that is the only reason I've ever seen there be a point to sex scenes.<br /><br />Almost every action movie has that bit where I just have to skip ahead because I'm not interested in watching the actors pretend to screw.", "user": "poodonkus913" }, { "id": "1228795", "time": "1659307090", "html": "I don't know if I'd theoretically like sex stuff in novels or not, but my past experience was that I really hated it.<br /><br />Like I try not to be the whole virtue signalling guy or whatever, but from a purely enjoyable or artistic sense I always felt deeply disturbed when I read parts in books of a male author writing a sex scene from a female point of view I was always like "this is weird, doesn't feel true, makes me feel yuck, just gonna skip this fucking part."<br /><br />(Looking at you, George R. R. Martin)", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "1228796", "time": "1659309530", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/poodonkus913\">Poodonkus913</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Ditto for movies. I don't know why it has to go on for so long - it isn't a raunchy R-rated movie that you rent at Blockbuster to pause at the perfect millisecond to see a nip slip. Oddly specific, but that is the only reason I've ever seen there be a point to sex scenes.<br /><br />Almost every action movie has that bit where I just have to skip ahead because I'm not interested in watching the actors pretend to screw.</div></div><br />I mean they're pretending to do everything else.", "user": "thereisnoeleven" }, { "id": "1228797", "time": "1659311660", "html": "IDK Im definitely more likely to read/watch something if I know there's a pulsating veiny cock going on screen at some point<br /><br />But I guess that's more about nudity than sex", "user": "eric616" }, { "id": "1228803", "time": "1659317459", "html": "Me too", "user": "thereisnoeleven" }, { "id": "1228812", "time": "1659368856", "html": "I enjoy good sex scenes in books that aren't just cringe. Gimme characters with real chemistry and an author who knows how to make it spicy and not just cringe and I'm a happy camper.<br /><br />I don't care for sex scenes in film much, though, since they are almost always bad.", "user": "eriophora" }, { "id": "1228830", "time": "1659392723", "html": "If you have any suggestions I'm willing to give it a chance", "user": "sunshinedust" }, { "id": "1228932", "time": "1659526190", "html": "I hate kid parties at skating rinks", "user": "sunshinedust" }, { "id": "1229005", "time": "1659659403", "html": "Aren't there skating rinks specifically catered to more mature/adulty people for that reason?<br /><br />Edit: I hate that I was placed in a post World War 2 history class because they didn't have anything else to fill the slot. I have no interest in it and it doesn't even give me a useful credit. Just give me the period off.", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1229805", "time": "1660748514", "html": "I will never forget the terrible way I was slighted by Keurig on the morning of 8/17", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1233205", "time": "1662842608", "html": "White wine vinegar", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1235400", "time": "1663594351", "html": "Anxiety", "user": "kylljoy" }, { "id": "1235605", "time": "1663622310", "html": "yes", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1235623", "time": "1663623334", "html": "I hate headaches. I get them semi-weekly, and they suck. They suck so much. I don't know where they come from. And they last anywhere from an hour to fuckin' days. Ugh. Tylenol helps, but it takes a long while. I think they're worse when it's hot out. 37 celsius today. It was also loud as shit at school today, That may have contributed to it. I feel like shit.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1235756", "time": "1663682998", "html": "If you can, lie on your right side right after taking. Supposed to help absorb faster. I understand that's difficult if you're at school.", "user": "thereisnoeleven" }, { "id": "1235773", "time": "1663688687", "html": "Lay on the bathroom floor.", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1235774", "time": "1663690218", "html": "Ew.<br /><br />If I do that at school, eeewwwwww. At home, too bad, there's probably still blood on the floor because I was half-conscious trying to clean it up. I can not.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1235793", "time": "1663695993", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/kylljoy\">Kylljoy</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I will never forget the terrible way I was slighted by Keurig on the morning of 8/17</div></div><br /><br />There aren't 8 days in Quindecember.", "user": "thereisnoeleven" }, { "id": "1235832", "time": "1663701701", "html": "Kylljoy is talking about the 8th of septoctober. theres 15 days in septoctober so its fine", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1238644", "time": "1664915229", "html": "When I\u2019m going to take a shit in one of the bathrooms and there\u2019s pubes on the toilet seat.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" } ], "users": { "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31054.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4843" }, "sunshinedust": { "name": "SunshineDust", "key": "sunshinedust", "url": "/users/sunshinedust", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/8837.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4350" }, "thereisnoeleven": { "name": "There is no eleven!!!", "key": "thereisnoeleven", "url": "/users/thereisnoeleven", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34155.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "572" }, "kylljoy": { "name": "Kylljoy", "key": "kylljoy", "url": "/users/kylljoy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23238.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4920" }, "poodonkus913": { "name": "Poodonkus913", "key": "poodonkus913", "url": "/users/poodonkus913", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42346.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2803" }, "waterphoenix": { "name": "Water Phoenix", "key": "waterphoenix", "url": "/users/waterphoenix", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/17022.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9369" }, "eric616": { "name": "Eric-616", "key": "eric616", "url": "/users/eric616", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/7815.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3125" }, "eriophora": { "name": "eriophora", "key": "eriophora", "url": "/users/eriophora", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/28900.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "848" }, "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/40663.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3250" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6376" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42514.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "13328" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/24472.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12754" } }, "page_num": "522", "locked": 0, "total_pages": 538 }

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