Two Cans & String

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Horse food my ass.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1292551", "time": "1685020455", "html": "Apples are fucking awesome", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1292570", "time": "1685031439", "html": "what type of apples though?", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1292571", "time": "1685031605", "html": "All.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1292573", "time": "1685035272", "html": "i like apple slices dipped in caramel", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1292575", "time": "1685036097", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/stripes\">stripes</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">i like apple slices dipped in caramel</div></div><br />Hell yes. Deeeelicious", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1292582", "time": "1685043677", "html": "yummy", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1292611", "time": "1685052524", "html": "I notice a lot less celery love here.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1292614", "time": "1685054724", "html": "I LOVE CELERY yummy yummy", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1292615", "time": "1685054905", "html": "I don't mind celery. It's better than most eat something to feel full foods. And it's great in soups and salads", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1292629", "time": "1685063465", "html": "i love celery; i love to chew on the strings. it\u2019s like the human food equivalent of a dog\u2019s rope toy", "user": "azerty" }, { "id": "1292642", "time": "1685069858", "html": "Celery is pretty good, but I don't especially like it when it's raw. In soups and broths and whatnot, it's great.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1292755", "time": "1685316026", "html": "I may have posted this before, but imo the plant with the best flavor is cilantro. It makes basically everything taste better. I hated it when I was younger, thought it tasted like soap, but now it\u2019s one of my favorite flavors ever.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1292765", "time": "1685317571", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/bug\">bug</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I LOVE CELERY yummy yummy</div></div><br />yes but you are a bug", "user": "alexonline" }, { "id": "1292956", "time": "1685501137", "html": "I love eating cold hot dogs straight from the fridge.", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1292959", "time": "1685501279", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/tinmansgirl27\">TinmansGirl27</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I'm here for the peeps love in this chat, and I think fresh is better. Stale can be fine but I like the fluffiness of fresh.</div></div><br />PEEPSSSSSS", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1292960", "time": "1685501339", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/caveat\">caveat</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I love eating cold hot dogs straight from the fridge.</div></div><br />yesss", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1292961", "time": "1685501345", "html": "Soup lovers where you at???", "user": "yuletidecarol" }, { "id": "1292962", "time": "1685501358", "html": "\ud83e\udd22", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1292964", "time": "1685501410", "html": "Is that you being disgusted by soup?<br /><br />Soup is overrated. Stew on the other hand...", "user": "caveat" } ], "users": { "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42619.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7072" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42500.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11309" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42724.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3379" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/24472.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12788" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6419" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42827.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "13388" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31054.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4846" }, "theintangiblefancy": { "name": "The Intangible Fancy", "key": "theintangiblefancy", "url": "/users/theintangiblefancy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42050.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "806" }, "azerty": { "name": "azerty", "key": "azerty", "url": "/users/azerty", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/11803.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2189" }, "alexonline": { "name": "AlexOnline", "key": "alexonline", "url": "/users/alexonline", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42334.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2306" }, "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39364.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3265" }, "4mu": { "name": "$4MU$", "key": "4mu", "url": "/users/4mu", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41680.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4749" }, "yuletidecarol": { "name": "yuletideCarol", "key": "yuletidecarol", "url": "/users/yuletidecarol", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42712.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "167" } }, "page_num": "9", "locked": 0, "total_pages": 10 }

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