Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "54", "posts": [ { "id": "1292591", "time": "1685049315", "html": "So it does. It also alliterates!", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1292592", "time": "1685049444", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/antagonist\">Antagonist</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Rhymes are more important than gender.<br /><br />J-Rob, you're a god damn liability. Go see a doctor.</div></div><br />How dare you?!", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1292593", "time": "1685049484", "html": "Get your colon checked out while you\u2019re there<br /><br />Ask the doc if he still has my appendix btw", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1292594", "time": "1685049598", "html": "Why? You don't need it.", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1292595", "time": "1685049788", "html": "I have my reasons. And buyers.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1292596", "time": "1685050131", "html": "I was writing something on a sheet of paper and thought I saw a bug on my bed, so I pointed my pencil at it thinking it was a flashlight.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1292598", "time": "1685050376", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/dementedkermit\">dementedkermit</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">big bang style jazz bands</div></div><br />I will guess that's another name for space jazz.</div></div><br />oops I mean big band", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1292603", "time": "1685050847", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/hoylecake\">hoylecake</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I was writing something on a sheet of paper and thought I saw a bug on my bed, so I pointed my pencil at it thinking it was a flashlight.</div></div>Did the bug react?", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1292604", "time": "1685050913", "html": "Let's ask the bug and see.", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1292606", "time": "1685051429", "html": "yes of course i reacted i have the reflexes of a ninja", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1292607", "time": "1685051909", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/antimonypentafluoride\">antimony pentafluoride</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/hoylecake\">hoylecake</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I was writing something on a sheet of paper and thought I saw a bug on my bed, so I pointed my pencil at it thinking it was a flashlight.</div></div>Did the bug react?</div></div>There was no bug.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1292612", "time": "1685052551", "html": "That is hilarious and I cannot tell you the number of times I thought I saw a bug or something in the corner of my eye and it was nothing. In fact me and my friends have made that mistake. One night I was hanging out with friends years ago and one of them slapped me saying he saw a bug on my face\u2026 it was an eye floater.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1292613", "time": "1685053168", "html": "HAH I always think my floaters are flies it gets really annoying", "user": "noiwillnot" }, { "id": "1292619", "time": "1685058008", "html": "My kid is failing honors history and I told him to just let it crash and burn. Hes been through a lot lately. The amount of school work due is atrocious and it is only one failed class out of 8.", "user": "sunshinedust" }, { "id": "1292620", "time": "1685058748", "html": "How old is your kid?", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1292621", "time": "1685058754", "html": "It's weird. Frog had an assload of homework all the time before COVID. Now he never has homework.", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1292622", "time": "1685060756", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/antimonypentafluoride\">antimony pentafluoride</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">One night I was hanging out with friends years ago and one of them slapped me saying he saw a bug on my face\u2026 it was an eye floater.</div></div>It's always the damn floaters.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1292625", "time": "1685061302", "html": "Sometimes I like to make a game of trying to center them in my field of vision. If you move your eyes just right you can keep them in the center\u2026 but it\u2019s always a losing game. Little dudes always win.", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1292641", "time": "1685069771", "html": "For me, there's been so many times when I assume that something isn't a bug, when it is, in fact, a bug. Like, today. I was playing some Minecraft, when I saw something kinda float down from the ceiling. I thought it wasn't anything. Nope. Stinkbug. Crawled on my hand. scared the shit outta me.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1292643", "time": "1685070454", "html": "It's 11PM and I decided to eat cake. Upon attempting to take a bite, my jaw popped and I was in excruciating pain for a solid 40 seconds! Wunderbar!", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1292651", "time": "1685103709", "html": "a few years ago i woke up one day and could hardly open my jaw and if i tried it hurt too much. that went on for a good few weeks and eating was so annoying i just stopped doing it unless i was so hungry<br />thankfully it went away eventually but my jaw still pops whenever i open it", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1292653", "time": "1685107955", "html": "One of the stressful things about subletting my office from another law firm is that I have seen these people quite a bit over the last 3 years so they remember me, but I never need to work with any of them directly so I don't remember them. Two people just came to my office to talk to me and I have no fucking idea who they are.", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1292655", "time": "1685108453", "html": "Hehe", "user": "theintangiblefancy" }, { "id": "1292663", "time": "1685111083", "html": "I took the final exam for English and got a C-. Not really happy with my grade but it's better than nothing I guess. I just hope that I end up passing by the end of school. Pretty fucking bummed out right now.", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1292667", "time": "1685114535", "html": "Okay, this one was a bit better, I got an A+. I was one question away from getting a full 100 and it was an extremely easy question that I just didn't read into enough. God. DAMN IT.", "user": "hoylecake" } ], "users": { "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31054.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4846" }, "theintangiblefancy": { "name": "The Intangible Fancy", "key": "theintangiblefancy", "url": "/users/theintangiblefancy", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42050.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "806" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42626.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6509" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/24472.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "12788" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "10491" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42619.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7072" }, "noiwillnot": { "name": "noiwillnot", "key": "noiwillnot", "url": "/users/noiwillnot", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19927.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "6419" }, "sunshinedust": { "name": "SunshineDust", "key": "sunshinedust", "url": "/users/sunshinedust", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/8837.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4353" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42716.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11243" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42500.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11309" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42724.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3379" }, "antagonist": { "name": "Antagonist", "key": "antagonist", "url": "/users/antagonist", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27059.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7557" } }, "page_num": "3366", "locked": 0, "total_pages": 3369 }

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