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Some of the answers I got on my security questions "survey" (aside from trolls, pretentious douches, and people threatening to call the cops [like they could actually do anything]) were pretty funny. A good bit of them were like, "Yeah, my email is... wait. (☞゚ヮ゚)☞"
  
I quoted the xkcd comic.

Actually I had this happen to me at work recently. There was an email saying 'hey we need to fix your account, please click this link and log in'. I reported it to the appropriate mailbox and someone from IT Security later pointed out to me that the target IP address was inside our own network (which I hadn't noticed) - it was a phishing audit. And yes, they did get multiple bites. They didn't tell me from what departments.
  
I've got many questions I want to share. Coming later.
  
If you had to choose between being uncomfortably hot and uncomfortably cold, which would you take, and why?

15 replies:
* Too Hot - 4
* Too Cold - 10
* Rickroll - 1

Nine respondents described their preference as the lesser of two evils.
Three explained their preference as the easier one to fix or deal with, which I think missed the point.

Personally, if I had to choose, I would rather be uncomfortably hot.
  
Write the happiest story you can using only four words.


i like a girl
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And she said "yes"
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He is mine forever
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you won the lottery
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She married me forever
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Glad to be alive.
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my dad is dead
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I ALMOST FUCKING DIED
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ruby and Sapphire foreverrr
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I hugged my dog.
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I got a dog!
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They still accepted me
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He loves me back
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And he didn't die.
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shaq is my waifu
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doll house is alive
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I'm glad we did.
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Sorry, I don't have the capacity for that right now.
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Everyone died. The end.
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she loved him back
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I love you too
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All the cops died.
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The goat had friends
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The beer is free
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Everyone is happy now!
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She finally said yes!
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They never found out.
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We had sex, yes!
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"Humans have gone extinct."
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Please can I see your answers?
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Was bad, now good.
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I just had sex
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die
die
die
die
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And there she was.
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Tonight we're having pizza.
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Kissed her. She reciprocated
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Free pizza, the end.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2BxGOdYm8U
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Me me big boy
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Blowjob while driving home.
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Payday tommorrow, KFC today.
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Becky, lemme smash. PLZ!!
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Julio Iglesias releases album.
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I bought ice cream
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i've achieved my dream
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I have not died
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Trump is not president
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Then the baby came.
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i fucked her ass
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My child is sleeping.
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And then they fucked.
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The rope snapped taut.
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I came extremely hard.
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They had sex together.
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my boyfriend is sober
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My wife loves me.
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And then I died.
  
I liked that question. : )
  
https://i.imgur.com/KBOsASr.jpg
  
Reading TS today made me think of this question from a bit ago. Who knows maybe somebody else will wanna see it.

"Many guys don't know how it feels when you're somebody's romantic quarry. The gay world taught me that if it's not done right, or just not wanted in general, getting hit on can turn weird or even scary real quick. Morale of the story, don't push too hard. If it's gonna happen, it'll happen. If no, be respectful and walk away."

  • no

  • Good to know. Thanks.

  • ?????????

  • Yeah I've heard the same thing, but I've also been told that some people like persistence. They enjoy turning someone down a couple times to have them come back and try again - just to make sure the person really likes them. I've concluded that I'm a forward / honest person and my ideal partner would have similar qualities, so I don't bother persisting because I don't think I'd want to be with a person played that kind of game.

  • Well said
~A cis male

  • I mean, it doesn't really take experience to have basic empathy, right? Not to take away from your point or anything.

  • hunter gatherer

  • Well said.

  • Right. There's always a hint of fear when you have to say "no" to someone who's got 40+ pounds on you.
  
Would you rather have an infinite supply of bubble solution or an infinite supply of sidewalk chalk?


sidewalk chalk

Chalk

...Bubbles. Yeah, bubbles. Man I love bubbles

Bubble solution! Bubbles can be blown anywhere, sidewalk chalk can only be used on sidewalks.

Sidewalk chalk, you can make a lot with that...infinite supply of bubble solution would only be fun with bubble fans so you can fill your life with bubbles

Sidewalk chalk

chalk. bubbles get boring

Yes, please, I would!

I just want to die

bubbles
  
What is the best country in the world apart from Canada?
U.S.(Cause Hawaii.)
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Australia
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Spain
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Iceland
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Canada
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Saying one Country is better than another is like saying my green rock is better than your blue rock.
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CANADA!!! I would say Ireland or Thailand. (US is also alright I guess, I am American after all... :P)
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USA
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when PAUL RYAN fucks a 2 year old girl it is RAPE but when PAUL RYAN fucks a 2 year old boy we need more time to figure out what happened
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united sattes
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portugal
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New Zealand
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Canada sucks.
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North Korea
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canada fucking sucks dude

new zealand
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none
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antarctica
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canada
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Fuck it. It's Canada.
My birthplace will always be near and dear.


But if I HAD to choose...
probably Scotland
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USA when it's not the way it is now
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canada is not the best country... lmaoooo no way. germany would be great if gobernment could get their shit together, but if i had to choose, id still say america. actually maybe japan. nah, its america.
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I think Sweden's pretty swaggy
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Ahh, okay, I see what you're doing, now..
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Switzerland
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Canada. There is no second place
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Denmark is the happiest
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I mean the United States really has a lot going for it even though there are so so so many problems right now. A lot of the problems are because we are entitled to choose what we don't like and fight those problems. Pros and cons I guess.
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*Note: Canada is pretty mediocre for a country
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Australia
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Finland maybe? Is that a country? I don't know, I'm probably retarded.
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The Netherlands
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none
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Best at what?
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oy vey
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Quebec
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Woah! I wasn't the only one to say New Zealand.
  
You ain't fooling anyone, Gray. We all know it was your alts.
  
The most important answer was Paul Ryan.
  
I got that answer once too.
  
Ooooooooh, Native American
Soar like an eagle, sit like a pelican
Ooooooooh, don't call us "Indians"
We're more like West Eurasians crossed with Siberians

is it true that people from Nordic regions tend to have a higher Constitution stat and a natural resistance to the [Alcohol Poisoning] debuff?
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I'd rather suck a white man's penis than listen to this
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Lol I'm Filipino and get called a mexican allllllll the time. Racial slurs are stupid ignore the uneducated idiots.
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Dude if you write that yourself then like, you realize that’s freaking quotable right?
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you got bars dude
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Ooooooooh, you're probably right
But I'm still calling you "Indians"
Ooooooooh, because I'm lazy
And I'm a white guy that doesn't really care that much honestly oh crap what have I just said.
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The Black Hand shall strike again
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I like it
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alrighty bud
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Holy shit. I got so much secondhand embarrassment watching David Brent.
Doooon't laaaauugh at the disaaaaaableds.
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aye yahh aye yaa
*Dabs
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Could I say American-Indians?
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Lol, having met a few 'reservation' natives, and having been of 'undocumented' lineage myself, I can say, "FUCK YOU" to anyone who takes the title Native American. Bunch of fucking pansies that got the world handed to them on a silver platter and STILL fucked it up, crying bout shit that happened two hundred years ago to people they're barely related to.
The rest of them are con artists and thieves, I spit on the lot of them.

In case you didn't pick up on it, I'm of native blood but I get treated like shit by 'True Native Americans' because they have a fucking piece of paper that a white man gave them and I don't.

So, frankly, their cause is the cause of a shitty people as far as I'm concerned.
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You ain't fooling anyone, Gray. We all know it was your alts.


I am not Gray's alt.
  
Saw the text. Expected the user to be NotGrayseff.
  
Didn't know this was a thread, gonna post some of my questions now.


I got a real good scoop for ya...
http://bit.ly/2xO9BPa


thats cool
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no
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Thanks
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OwO whats this
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*slows claps*
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YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND
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lol...
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I like it, thank you
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The Running Man by Stephen King
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No
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NO
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you made me a funny
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


good one though lmaooo bunny
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I am absolutely not following a link that I can't identify the website of.
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Nah, scissor ice cream scoop are where its at.
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*girl vapes in corner* *turns around* wOw
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tldr
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no thanks
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quality scoop 10/10
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y
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ha!
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jesus christ
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Son of a bitch. I had a feeling that would be it
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How scandalous!
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*applauds*

你傻瓜。
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That was so funny.
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no.
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Nice, just nice...
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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thanks
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That's the good shit
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Penis
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thank you lord
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Ooh dassa quality scoop you found there
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I snorted
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cool cool
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lol
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Is that the kind filled with a gel or liquid to transfer the heat from your hand to the scope?
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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/d6eVUpPxLAs/hqdefault.jpg
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this one's grater
http://daily.wordreference.com/uploads/1458603252.jpg
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lol
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punnie
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The scooper
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fnaf-sister-location/images/9/95/The_Scooper.gif/revision/latest?cb=20161105051519
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Ice cream is from the devil
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Lol. I didn't know what to expect when I pasted this link.
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That's a nice scoop. I got a real nice deal for ya

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/gallery_landscape_1296x730/2015/10/IMG_3476.JPG
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i like that lol
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Thats a nice scoop
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thanks
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You sir, are doing God's work
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)
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that image is giving me ideas!
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Wow that's a good scoop!
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I LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY TO ME
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this is a wholesome meme
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I like it
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Wow ur funny.
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lmao
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I'm not clicking that
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xD
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GR8
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I was worried it would be porn
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not touching that link
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I love this
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Real nice, I sure love that there raised brand name on it.
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i showed this to my friend and he just gave me the thumbs up
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HA
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yes
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Sigh
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Wow, what a scoop!
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S U C C
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Nice.
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sick
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dang, that's a really good scoop. 10/10
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*Sighs*
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Hahaha nice
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lol icecream
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Fuck your link.
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Wow. Thanks.
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http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/i-dont-know-what-i-expected-gif-10.gif
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I'm on mobile and it took a stupid long time to properly highlight and copy the link so I was quite mad when I saw the picture
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Ever since my dad backwards long jumped out of my life to play Super Mario 64 rom hacks, I've watched all his streams. He usually tries to look for a secret for five hours and falls asleep on stream. Despite the neglect and abandonment issues, I am proud of my dad for being such a great entertainer.


That sounds sad
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Hey Pinupopinion, Hamtart here...
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damn, the future is now
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That's actually really sad
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lol is this true
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good for you dude
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um ok
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good for u
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Good for you
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OK?
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okai
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hey me too
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Idbi
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Is this a copypasta? Feels like a copypasta.
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is this a joke?
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That's an interesting situation you're in.
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Sometimes, parents are good at doing other things, except for parenting.
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CewlBeans
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I am proud of my Dad too. He died with most of his dignity.
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Can you give me a link to your dad’s streams?
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I know it's not the point but 1) how do I backwards long jump? And 2) how do I wall jump?
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I don't know how to feel about this.
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Lolwut
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woahg
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i am proud too. go dad
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wut
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LOLWUT?
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Have you tried to contact him recently?
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I'm confused. So he abandoned you to be a Twitch streamer? Wtf? What an asshole.
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send me link plos
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Do you know the full story? Most people never learn their parents full story.

Couples, fight. They break up. And, a lot of times, the woman makes the guy look responsible for it all. But that's rarely the case. It can be. Ohhh, it can be.

But usually, it's just an emotionally immature mother that is trying to not have their kids blame them for pushing their dad out of their life. Women that refuse to acknowledge the damage they do to their children to avoid discomforting emotion.

Hey, maybe that isn't true in your case. Maybe you know the full story. Just, stay vigilant. Never trust the surface of an interaction, because life is a series of shell games.
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Do you like Super Mario 64? You could be with him.
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heh
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yay
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Shit man that's rough. Praying for you
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Link?
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I'm proud of my dad for being an abusive alcoholic.
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that a good
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Work is work.
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tell me this isn't real
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I saw Satan at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


how... satanic
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I'd honestly rather him fuck me in the anus like any good American prisoner.
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XD
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For some reason, Satan was wearing a cardigan in my visualization of the scene.
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too long
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Jesus Christ
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This was copied and pasted with the original name of the guy this was about replaced with Satan.
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You post these things every now and again and I love them but I don't know why.
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oh
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I first saw this copypasta with Richard Stallman. it's great.
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Tom Ellis Satan, or Satan Satan
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well ok
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What did you expect?
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Hahaha this is awesome
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Satan is a douche.
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I've seen the same copypasta with Weezer singer Rivers Cuomo
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Cool?
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And then everyone in the grocery store burst into flames besides you and Satan, who each grew 2 feet taller and suddenly had swords in hand. You fight an epic battle, sending diced grocery items all over the place, back-flipping over seafood displays and smashing through walls like the Kool-Aid guy.

The fight continues for about 4 minutes when suddenly the sprinkler system turns on and the burning people start to decompose with a horrible stench filling the air. Four giant fingers penetrate their way through the rafter ceiling before ripping back a giant hole in the roof and revealing a brightly orange glowing tornado of fire that has taken up every other building in sight.

Neither you or Satan have a clue where the giant hand came from and before either of you can continue fighting, a giant foot comes down and squashes the devil as flat as a pancake, making a whoopie-cushon sound as the life is squeezed out of him.

Just then you see the giant hand again, only this time it's grabbing for you and you break into a panicked sprint towards the meat freezer, but it's too late. Rather than crush you to death like Satan, the hand gently caresses your forehead and you slowly wake up in your bedroom, your wife standing right above your head with chicken soup and a thermometer, and a large dead bug she has crushed on the bedside table.

You feel extremely relieved to wake up and have the hellish supermarket battle behind you, but as you wife leaves the room to get a washcloth, the dead bug starts moving, looks directly at you, and in a deep raspy voice starts laughing the most evil laugh you've ever given ear to.

The End.
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You saw Nickolas Cage too?
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I guess it was just one of those days.
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Satan eats milky ways?
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This pasta never fails to make me smirk.
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Tell him ant says high
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That is a really cool story, made up or not, extremely well written
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This was an adventure.
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  • (them)
(me)

What is the weirdest way you have been injured (physically)? Please don't ask me mine, please don't ask me mine....

  • whats yours
Rubbing alcohol down the asshole. Do not let that happen to yourself.
  • oof
Yeah.... It hurt for hours.

  • What's yours?
Rubbing alcohol in my asshole. It was an accident.
  • Hahahaha! Lol I accidentally burned the tip of my dick once. Don’t smoke a cigarette naked. Or if you do, watch where the ashes go.
You must be converted to the ways of cigar smoking. So much more enjoyable than cigarettes in my opinion.
  • Oh man, I can’t go that far, that’s a lot of nicotine. These days I just use gun.
Did you mean to say gum there? As in nicotine gum? Yeah, a lot of people are intimidated by cigars, but the thing is you don't actually inhale when smoking a cigar, and therein lies the difference. Well, some people do inhale cigars, but not many. Also, most cigar smokers smoke two a day on only rare occasions. At least, as far as I know.
  • Oh damn, yeah def meant to say gum. Yeah, dude, I’m actually a nicotine addict. Sucks but my own fault. If I smoked cigars, I’d have cancer by now.
Fortunately I can control myself and I'm really choosy about what cigars I smoke. I probably smoke one every week, just because the good cigars are so expensive.
I realized that my last statement could be taken as kinda arrogant. Sorry, didn't mean to be.
  • Oh what? Nah, dude. Don’t apologize.

  • Tore a part of my dick from jerking off too much, wbu?
I accidentally got rubbing alcohol in my asshole.
  • Ouch, misplaced the lube?
No, that would've been funnier. I have a medical condition where I have to give myself all these shots. I'm required to sanitize the area of the shot with rubbing alcohol on a cotton pad, so one day, I run out of the pads. Now, the shot is right next to my ass, and I think like the genius that I am (it was late and I was tired) that I should just pour some on the spot. Long story short, it spread around a lot more than I intended it to.

  • You wouldn't say that if your didn't want someone to ask you?
True. Kinda.
  • Did your dick get chopped off?
No. I accidentally spilled rubbing alcohol down my asshole.
  • Oh, that's something. . . . but how? I've never really injured any intimate part of my body, really. Once I had a horrible ingrown toenail infection that lasted literally over a year because I was so embarrassed though.
So, I have a medical condition where I have to give myself all these shots. I'm required to sanitize the area of the shot with rubbing alcohol on a cotton pad, so one day, I run out of the pads. Now, the shot is right next to my ass, and I think like the genius that I am (it was late and I was tired) that I should just pour some on the spot. Long story short, it spread around a lot more than I intended it to.
  • Owwwww.

  • Got stitches once after I cut my thumb on a soup can. Or, maybe the time I twisted my ankle during shower sex. Now. Spill.
I got rubbing alcohol down my asshole. I swear it was an accident!
  • Dang, how much got in there? Would you call it a... buttload?
A metric shit-ton at least. Seriously though, it wasn't too much. A few tablespoons maybe.
  • See but that was a double pun since the alcohol was in your butt and "buttload" is an actual measurement of alcohol roughly equalling 126 gallons.
Hey, the more you know.
  • So how'd it wind up in there. I'm picturing some mishap involving a funnel.
So, I have a medical condition where I have to give myself all these shots. I'm required to sanitize the area of the shot with rubbing alcohol on a cotton pad, so one day, I run out of the pads. Now, the shot is right next to my ass, and I think like the genius that I am (it was late and I was tired) that I should just pour some on the spot. Long story short, it spread around a lot more than I intended it to.
  • Yow. Next time just wet a paper towel.

  • What's yours?
PLEASE no.
  • Now i have to know
OK, fine. Don't say I didn't warn you though. Getting rubbing alcohol spilled... down my asshole. It hurt like crazy. Oh boy, my life is so stupid.
  • How does that happen?
So, I have a medical condition where I have to give myself all these shots. I'm required to sanitize the area of the shot with rubbing alcohol on a cotton pad, so one day, I run out of the pads. Now, the shot is right next to my ass, and I think like the genius that I am (it was late and I was tired) that I should just pour some on the spot. Long story short, it spread around a lot more than I intended it to.

  • I sprained my toe while playing dodgeball at a karate place, had to wear a cast for 5 weeks
That was fast.
  • I have no life
same
  • ... Cool
  
What is the phrase in other languages for what we call in English like 'my leg "fell asleep"'? Is it a similar idiom, or totally different?

can't say for other languages, but in german it's a literal translation

"mein bein ist eingeschlafen"
mein = my
bein = leg
ist + is
ein + schlafen (fell, asleep)

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Apparently, in Spanish, it's exactly the same phrase, so it's probably pretty similar for European languages.

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In Hungarian we have a word for it that's not an idiom, just a unique word of its own.
It's a bit onomatopoeic, I think it alludes to the "buzzing" feeling of the blood rushing into the deprived body part.

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In Spanish it's the same, or you can say your leg is numb.

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mi pierna se durmió

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in Spanish we say it the same, well at least my family does so maybe its the same

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i know there's a phrase in korea for "cramps."
like when you say "i have a leg cramp" or something.

if i directly translate it, the phrase can literally mean "a rat appeared in my leg." the word for "rat" and "cramp" are the same in korean, and it's a common joke to meow at a person's leg when they have a cramp to "chase away the rat."

thanks for listening.

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Slaap voet in dutch, which means sleeping foot

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痺れる in Japanese.
It basically just means "to go numb/be paralyzed".

So it's not an idiom at all in Japanese.
  
I edited some answers for the sake of format. By "edit" I mean that I took out newlines that messed with the bullet list. Basically to make it ~pretty~

Do you have any physical or mental conditions?
  • Yeh, my dick too big.
  • Well, I have ADHD, and stuff, I think Im depressed but Im gonna say Im not because I dont want to look edgy
  • It's the one-two punch combo of ADD and anxiety! Watch as this kid does dumb things and then starts overthinking it into oblivion!
  • yep
  • ASTHMA
  • yes
  • I'm a little big around the waste.
  • no
  • YOU DON'T SAY
  • Depression and anxiety whadduuup
  • asthma yo
  • I have severe anxiety and crippling depression. It's gotten to the point where I've developed insomnia and I only get around 3 hours of sleep a night.
  • Yeah
  • No. You're abnormal
  • Vertigo attacks.
  • Nope, and I don't feel any pity for people who do, because they're people, and there really is no reason why they should be treated differently than people.
  • General anxiety and substance abuse disorder. Both of which I handle appropriately.
  • I have depression and take 150mg Bupropion for it
  • Yes
  • elhers danlos syndrome, bipolar, ptsd, bulimia, possible ocd
  • I'm skinny as fuck but that's about it.
  • OCD. Also general anxiety, but I've been getting better at that. I also struggle with depression, but I've also been getting better at that.
  • yes many
  • ankylosing spondylitis
  • no
  • probably in both but idk
  • no
  • ADHD, Depression
  • I talk to myself, a lot. It's unhealty.
  • I don't want to know because then I'd be expected to fix them.
  • I got Asthma.
  • im a human
  • I have mild tourettes, just several tics
  • Nope, other than being a fat idiot
  • mental- some form of ptsd

Have you ever taken an antipsychotic?
  • nah
  • yeah
  • yes. never reacted well to any of the ones i took
  • i'm on one
  • no
  • yup
  • nope, but i bet my victims wish i had
  • quetiapine
  • Are you crazy?!
  • No, but I have wondered if I have a mild mental issue sometimes. It runs in the family and I'm kinda bizarre, so who knows.
  • Nope
  • Yes, but I don't remember the name

Ask to answer ratio? Mine's a little over 1:2*
  • slightly under 1:10. 370 asks vs 3900 answers.
  • 1:5
  • im 2 for 2
  • Registered Jun 25, 2017 Questions Asked 25 Questions Answered 1594
  • mines like youdadgay;youmomgay
  • oof. Mine's not great
  • 1:11 lmao i don't really ask questions much
  • The ratio calculator indicates 579:20243. I can probably summarize it to roughly 1:40. Questions Asked: 1158 Questions Answered: 40486
  • What was the question?
  • 1:50
  • 1:20
  • Urmum:urdad
  • 0
  • 115:2389 exactly. I used to answer a lot a couple of years ago.
  • like at least 9
  • mines somewhere around 1:40
  • blue
  • 1590:22542
  • Asked: 200 Answered: 4809
  • 8
  • 1:7
  • 2+2=4 - 1 thats 3
  • i try and go for about 1:10
  • 1:1
  • i was never good with ratios sorry
  • 500:754875
  • About 7:27
  • 1;1
  • 2:3
  • 1:22.9
  • mine is way higher to answer
  • not sure probably 0:100
  • 1:50
  • Well, I've got 110:1387. You figure that out.
  • Mines like 5:1
  • Like 1:7000
  • 1:25
  • precisely 2:30
  • About 1:23 One Question per 23 Answers
  • 65:3840
  • Questions Asked: 166 Questions Answered: 8336
  • Is there a way to check that?
  • 1:88
  • like 1:15
  • Nearly 1:7
  • Lol, mine's probably something like 1:9000+
  • About 1:40

*This has since changed slightly but is still about 1:2

What would you do if you were pulled over or stopped by a police officer on the street and the officer began yelling at you? Also, where are you from?
  • Yell back, MERCA
  • im black
  • Listen, respond calmly, Yes, Officer and No, Officer. Georgia
  • I would have a casual conversation with said cop and follow orders. 'merica
  • I was yelled at by a police officer a couple months ago. I got pulled over in the middle of the night for turning right at a red light. I didnt see the sign saying no turn on red, it was dark out. When he pulled me over, I got nervous and forgot I wasnt in park and when I took my foot off the break my car started moving as he was walking up to my car. He started screaming at me to stop the vehicle. Then he proceeded to give me warning and no ticket. I was so confused. So obviously I have no good advice cause i didnt handle it well
  • well i would like to know why hes yelling at me
  • Put my hands up in a very scared manner
  • Houston
  • I wouldn't say a single word until I had a lawyer present, and hope the cop has a body cam recording his abuse of power (or there was a good samaritan around recording it).
  • If the officer was a hot girl, I'd just let it happen :))
  • Ask what the problem is, and make damn sure to not raise my voice at all. Illinois.
  • I don't really know what I would do, I'd proabbly just take it and wait till the officer was done yelling at me
  • I would remain calm since I don't have a cell phone and im 90% innocent, but the main thing is to remain calm but not condescending and be completely compliant within the law, even if he's being harsh. Las Vegas
  • I'd just comply and tell all of my other white friends that black people just need to simply comply and not get shot like idiots. You know, like a true white man.
  • Yelled at for what?
  • I would take it and go about my day when he finished. I'm from south-central Idaho.
  • just do as they say. be predictable so they aren't worried you're gonna do something stupid. oregon
  • say suck it .. im from penisland
  • Hands up and follow orders from there without any sass. Washington state.
  • I'd try to answer calmly. I'm minority and have had to deal with cops/security stopping me "randomly" or because they thought I had been doing something illegal. It's scary because a cop basically has the right to kill you if he wants. My uncle got killed by a cop and he hadn't done anything but look like the wrong guy. I'm from the Pacific Northwest.
  • I'M AN INNOCENT LITTLE GIRL WHO LIKES TO READ AND BELIEVES IN MAGIC AHHHHHH I'M BEING OPPRESSED LOOK AT THIS OPPRESSION!
  • I'd tear into the guy. And SD
  • The police never yell here. They have guns and a handle on all situations. One of the safest cities in Texas.
  • well it depends on what he's yelling. I'm pretty good at dealing with people who are emotional so I'd probably just keep my cool and apologize for whatever violation he thinks I committed and move on with my day.
  • If he's not charging you with anything or arresting me then I'm driving away. Cya later.
  • Depends what for, but probably ask him why he was yelling at me. Iowa, USA
  • I'd be confused. I'm innocent I tell you!
  • The only good cop is a dead cop.
  • Die instantaneously, US
  • Probably stand there and try not to cry. The US.
  • I would stay put in my car unless directed otherwise. Get the insurance papers and registration once instructed to and not before.
  

  • Well, I've got 110:1387. You figure that out.

Hey, that's meeeeeee!
  
‘Eeeyyy! Alright so a little over 1:14.
  
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