Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11642", "posts": [ { "id": "1183642", "time": "1641177257", "html": "It's ok; ghosts can't hurt you. They're just intangible creatures, anyways.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1183643", "time": "1641177363", "html": "I've met a lot of people who swim a whole lot.<br /><br />Thing is, I can't swim. Can't even float. It's something wrong with my body and I am ashamed of myself for it.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1183647", "time": "1641178027", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/titanlord237\">Titanlord237</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">It's ok; ghosts can't hurt you. They're just intangible creatures, anyways.</div></div><br />It's ok, ghosts can't hurt you; They're just intangible creatures, anyway.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1183648", "time": "1641178094", "html": "They can't hurt me, but they <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">will </span>hurt <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">you.</span>", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1183649", "time": "1641178154", "html": "How do you ask for a refund if you didn't pay for anything in the first place?", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1183650", "time": "1641178209", "html": "You yell at them, that's how. :D", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1183654", "time": "1641180118", "html": "How can you tell if someone is wearing glasses?", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1183655", "time": "1641180324", "html": "What do you do if your hair is the same color as your hat and no one can tell where your hair ends and your hat begins anymore", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1183656", "time": "1641181143", "html": "Yeah, somebody has that problem, his name is jotaro kujo", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1183660", "time": "1641184565", "html": "was this thread ever really about swimming<br /><br />i swam a few days ago, it was my first time wearing a female swimsuit (trans girl, also it wasn't a swimsuit just a sports bra and some swim trunks lmao) but i think it went well, i didn't get any stares or anything (well, not many)", "user": "chotano" }, { "id": "1183665", "time": "1641185041", "html": "Dude imagine if in actual courtrooms people screamed "objection" and "hold up" and they called parrots to the stand to testify as witnesses lmao<br /><br />I feel like um<br /><br />Trials would be a lot funner that way", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1183666", "time": "1641185209", "html": "If you had to make a rough estimate, how many hours do you think in your life have you spent watching <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qap5aO4i9A\">this </a> youtube video?", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1183668", "time": "1641187075", "html": "Boy did that ever look like a sus link. Thank God previewing pages is a thing now.<br />I'd much rather make my own playlists to fit the mood.", "user": "ecr674" }, { "id": "1183688", "time": "1641228412", "html": "I haven't gone swimming in a few years. But I have ridden a bike for a long time and I probably still could ride it. I probably still can swim but there is no way I'm going to a public swimming pool at these times.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1183691", "time": "1641233562", "html": "lmao this thread was definitely not capitalized before i woke up this morning", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1183724", "time": "1641266621", "html": "You ever have those days where you feel like you're just stuck in space?", "user": "titanlord273" }, { "id": "1183728", "time": "1641271459", "html": "115 \ud83e\udd91\ud83e\udd91", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1183746", "time": "1641310277", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/titanlord237\">Titanlord237</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">If you had to make a rough estimate, how many hours do you think in your life have you spent watching <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qap5aO4i9A\">this </a> youtube video?</div></div><br /><br />None, I listen to my spotify when im doing things, I don't really care for lofi<br /><br />Dont @ me", "user": "datboi9726" }, { "id": "1183751", "time": "1641310424", "html": "Eh. I dom't really like lofi either. I kimda just prefer packroumd moise for doimg study.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1183917", "time": "1641427021", "html": "Is it bad if you've known someone for over 3 years and you only just find out that she wears glasses?", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1183918", "time": "1641427109", "html": "Smart people use a dictionary; Smarter people use the thesaurus; Smartest people know as much, if not more than, a dictionary.", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1183919", "time": "1641427348", "html": "deseo confirmar que mi demora no causo ningunas consecuencias fatales<br /><br />XD XD XD \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1183920", "time": "1641429423", "html": "is eye short for eyerises", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1183923", "time": "1641431038", "html": "i just read the funniest joke and almost spit take all over my laptop<br /><br />it goes a little something like this<br /><br />"the word 'flat'"<br /><br />"the only thing that's flat is your worthless rank"", "user": "titanlord237" }, { "id": "1183924", "time": "1641431191", "html": "how much knowledge do you think all of tony hawk's sickest flippy tricks conbined has?", "user": "titanlord237" } ], "users": { "titanlord237": { "name": "Titanlord237", "key": "titanlord237", "url": "/users/titanlord237", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34284.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9020" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34287.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8790" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21075.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8626" }, "chotano": { "name": "\u3061\u3087\u305f\u306e_chotano", "key": "chotano", "url": "/users/chotano", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31141.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3101" }, "ecr674": { "name": "ecr674", "key": "ecr674", "url": "/users/ecr674", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16118.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3068" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34288.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7821" }, "titanlord273": { "name": "Titanlord273", "key": "titanlord273", "url": "/users/titanlord273", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30773.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "261" }, "datboi9726": { "name": "DatBoi9726", "key": "datboi9726", "url": "/users/datboi9726", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/21584.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3935" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 5 }

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