Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11691", "posts": [ { "id": "1196289", "time": "1644952430", "html": "Self-explanatory. Just talk about chess. Anything chess related.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1196293", "time": "1644952579", "html": "i used to be decent at chess, now im terrible", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1196298", "time": "1644952777", "html": "I haven't played chess in quite a while.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1196314", "time": "1644954790", "html": "Bongcloud is the best opening.", "user": "caveat" }, { "id": "1196318", "time": "1644955455", "html": "Tonight my chess club teacher is back from Covid. Have fun getting totally destroyed, Emma.<br /><br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\"> Just kidding. Emma is a newer player and it is my duty to go easy on them.</div>", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1196437", "time": "1644966629", "html": "im better at checkers", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1196438", "time": "1644966658", "html": "man. i am batshit at checkrres.", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1196442", "time": "1644966873", "html": "En passant is such a weird move in chess. Sometimes it's legal and people laugh at it. Other times people completely forget about it or don't even know it exists.", "user": "dahboi81" }, { "id": "1196445", "time": "1644967426", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Tonight my chess club teacher is back from Covid. Have fun getting totally destroyed, Emma.<br /><br /><span style=\"color:#808080;\"><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Just kidding. Emma is a newer player and it is my duty to go easy on them.</span></span></div></div><br /><br /><br />Do the Fool's Mate. Someone did it to me in 2nd grade _{^{<span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">and I never emotionally recovered.</span>}}", "user": "chotano" }, { "id": "1196446", "time": "1644967475", "html": "Wonderful idea. I'll put some research into it and preform the mate next Tuesday. Thank you.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1196447", "time": "1644967511", "html": "My pleasure.", "user": "chotano" }, { "id": "1196646", "time": "1644985150", "html": ""chess is my wealth"<br />ray gordon", "user": "ecr674" }, { "id": "1196787", "time": "1645031278", "html": "Damn. Reese already knows the Fool's Mate all too well.<br /><br />I'll teach it to Emma next week.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1200236", "time": "1646068678", "html": "Ugh. It's like the developers gave up on this game. There hasn't been an update in thousands of years. And, there's so many damn bugs.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1200237", "time": "1646068709", "html": "so many", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1219488", "time": "1652130033", "html": "I;m a nerd; I l;ke chess;", "user": "kormagogthedestroyer" }, { "id": "1219495", "time": "1652130723", "html": "If it's so buggy then why do people still enjoy this game", "user": "stalin" }, { "id": "1219506", "time": "1652133334", "html": "It thrives in its imperfections", "user": "kormagogthedestroyer" } ], "users": { "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34228.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8733" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34093.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1804" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30674.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9612" }, "caveat": { "name": "caveat", "key": "caveat", "url": "/users/caveat", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/29871.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "668" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34148.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3509" }, "muckabluckisnotaduck": { "name": "MuckaBluckisnotaDuck", "key": "muckabluckisnotaduck", "url": "/users/muckabluckisnotaduck", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33142.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1251" }, "dahboi81": { "name": "dahboi81", "key": "dahboi81", "url": "/users/dahboi81", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/30859.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "14" }, "chotano": { "name": "\u3061\u3087\u305f\u306e_chotano", "key": "chotano", "url": "/users/chotano", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31141.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3100" }, "ecr674": { "name": "ecr674", "key": "ecr674", "url": "/users/ecr674", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16118.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3062" }, "kormagogthedestroyer": { "name": "KormagogTheDestroyer", "key": "kormagogthedestroyer", "url": "/users/kormagogthedestroyer", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33694.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "237" }, "stalin": { "name": "Stalin", "key": "stalin", "url": "/users/stalin", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33427.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "22" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 1 }

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