Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11745", "posts": [ { "id": "1203841", "time": "1647400270", "html": "hi besties. today i became friendsies with a group of girls that we will call the totes fab girl group. the tfgg gave me tips and tricks on how to be totes fab so you all should share your tips on being totes fab here", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1203844", "time": "1647400337", "html": "Monster trucks.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1203845", "time": "1647400446", "html": "manly men like this beautiful little butterscotch that posted before me do not know how to be fab. its a secret girl code. to be fab. you must mcdonalds, charge ye phone, twerk, be bisxeual and lie", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1203846", "time": "1647400517", "html": "For my ~8 year term of thinking I was really a woman, I can confirm this. As long as you were born after 1993.<br /><br /><div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\"> Also.... thank you for the compliment. I know it seems like I ignore them sometimes, but I just get so embarrassed that I forget to say anything.</div>", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1203847", "time": "1647400767", "html": "<div style=\"font-style:italic;color:#888;\"> awwwwwwwww. thank you. that makes me happy. </div>", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1203855", "time": "1647402040", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/muckabluckisnotaduck\">MuckaBluckisnotaDuck</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">manly men like this beautiful little butterscotch that posted before me do not know how to be fab. its a secret girl code. to be fab. you must mcdonalds, charge ye phone, twerk, be bisxeual and lie</div></div><br /><br />they need to eat hot chip as well<br /><br />i do not partake in the capsaicin-coated potato salty crunchy snacks so i guess i am not totes or fab :(", "user": "chotano" }, { "id": "1203860", "time": "1647402446", "html": "<span style=\"color:#800080;\">gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss</span>", "user": "mintytea" }, { "id": "1203868", "time": "1647404288", "html": "Supermarket hot chips are overwhelmingly underwhelming.", "user": "gws" }, { "id": "1203870", "time": "1647404547", "html": "\u3061\u3087\u305f\u306e, You are very fab and cool.", "user": "alexonline" }, { "id": "1203916", "time": "1647442774", "html": "i do not check any of these boxes", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1204028", "time": "1647476541", "html": "Of course you do, bug. One box is "bug".", "user": "alexonline" }, { "id": "1204205", "time": "1647531109", "html": "thanks<br />another checkbox is be addicted to tiktok, i think<br />i don't check this one either", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1204366", "time": "1647559245", "html": "I have that.<br />I check the boxes.<br /><span style=\"font-style:italic;\"> I am the coolest ever </span>", "user": "alexonline" }, { "id": "1204520", "time": "1647626189", "html": "so who do yall have a crushity-crush on", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1204521", "time": "1647626207", "html": "You.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1204522", "time": "1647626257", "html": "awwwwwwwwwwfufjhasjkjfdsahfnsadkl *explodes and dies*", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1204523", "time": "1647626293", "html": ":)", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1204530", "time": "1647631719", "html": "why are you smiling about exploding", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1204531", "time": "1647631893", "html": "Why are you a bug that speaks English?", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1204534", "time": "1647634026", "html": "school", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1204645", "time": "1647656422", "html": "guys i am in a fab CRISIS. i just heard that someone making articles thinks braces makes someone look stupid. i mean i do believe that my braces are fab and cute but i am starting to reconsider that!! uh oh!!! i guess the mask covers them but aaaa what if people can tell without the mask??? uh oh!!!! fab crisis alert yall", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1204647", "time": "1647656881", "html": "There is not any need to worry, Muck. People have different opinions on braces, some being strange. Braces, from what I know, are not supposed to look good or bad. They are meant to realign your teeth. Most children have, need, or simply do not want them.<br />To add, if someone doesn't like the way something looks on you that is supposed to be functional, then their opinion should not matter to you. They are simply belittling you for something almost necessary, and that is totally not fab. (See? I'm starting to get the hang of it.)<br />One more thing, Muck, let's face the facts here. You're drop-dead GORGEOUS. You don't need to worry about these things.", "user": "ackyyackyattack" }, { "id": "1204649", "time": "1647657184", "html": "tysm marvie. this is all the reassurance i need. youre so fab i love you thank you very much yes danke merci mange-tak<br /><br />oh and also<br /><br /><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ackyyackyattack\">ackyyackyattack</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">One more thing, Muck, let's face the facts here. You're drop-dead GORGEOUS. You don't need to worry about these things.</div></div><br />awwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! you are a sweet heart very much yes i cant think of a response because im awkward but my heart has grown 3 sizes this day as mister suess says", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" }, { "id": "1205120", "time": "1647954800", "html": "Suh, brah. Is this the Cool Dudes Club?", "user": "hoylecake" }, { "id": "1213590", "time": "1650987382", "html": "sorry lad thats the door across the hall not here. this is the opposite of that", "user": "muckabluckisnotaduck" } ], "users": { "muckabluckisnotaduck": { "name": "MuckaBluckisnotaDuck", "key": "muckabluckisnotaduck", "url": "/users/muckabluckisnotaduck", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/33142.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1251" }, "ackyyackyattack": { "name": "ackyyackyattack", "key": "ackyyackyattack", "url": "/users/ackyyackyattack", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34228.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8733" }, "chotano": { "name": "\u3061\u3087\u305f\u306e_chotano", "key": "chotano", "url": "/users/chotano", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31141.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3100" }, "mintytea": { "name": "MintyTea", "key": "mintytea", "url": "/users/mintytea", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34192.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "157" }, "gws": { "name": "gws", "key": "gws", "url": "/users/gws", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/29928.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5768" }, "alexonline": { "name": "AlexOnline", "key": "alexonline", "url": "/users/alexonline", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34189.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "481" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34148.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3509" }, "hoylecake": { "name": "hoylecake", "key": "hoylecake", "url": "/users/hoylecake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/34217.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3578" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 2 }

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