Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "12096", "posts": [ { "id": "1259885", "time": "1673150323", "html": "_{<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">*sniff sniff*</span>}<br />I FOUND A CHIP!<br />Too bad I don't have fellow colony members to share it with. Oh well-<br />_{<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">*nom nom*</span>}", "user": "blockinguavoidingu" }, { "id": "1259886", "time": "1673150594", "html": "I A M A N A N T", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1259887", "time": "1673150764", "html": "oOoOo<br /><br />A new colony member?!<br />Here, have some chip<br /><br />_{<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">throws chip piece</span>}<br /><br />Enjoy!", "user": "blockinguavoidingu" }, { "id": "1259888", "time": "1673150808", "html": "T H A N K Y O U<br />W H E R E I S Q U E E N ?", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1259889", "time": "1673151093", "html": "I'm the queen, and your role is a worker.<br />You help around the colony by getting food each day and helping take care of the younglings, of course, we don't have any <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">yet</span> but I'm sure the time will come!<br /><br />Do you accept this role? If not, you must leave the colony.", "user": "blockinguavoidingu" }, { "id": "1259890", "time": "1673151654", "html": "I A C C E P T", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1259891", "time": "1673152604", "html": "Good!<br /><br />Just make sure to come back with food at least once every <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">2</span> days.", "user": "blockinguavoidingu" }, { "id": "1259892", "time": "1673154403", "html": "<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">ANNOUNCMENT</span><br /><br /><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">If there is anybody who would like to join this colony, feel free to ask!</span>", "user": "blockinguavoidingu" }, { "id": "1259899", "time": "1673161556", "html": "cho & i would love to!!", "user": "0blivion" }, { "id": "1259910", "time": "1673179871", "html": "Ofc!<br /><br />Welcome to the colony<br /><br />_{*sniff sniff*}<br /><br />Looks like we're out of food, would you like to gather some?", "user": "blockinguavoidingu" }, { "id": "1259935", "time": "1673218043", "html": "yes please!! off to the bratty kids house i go", "user": "0blivion" }, { "id": "1260048", "time": "1673240189", "html": "i am now ant", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1260049", "time": "1673240245", "html": "Hello ant friend", "user": "blockinguavoidingu" }, { "id": "1260050", "time": "1673240286", "html": "henwo<br />wats mah job?", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1260291", "time": "1673362989", "html": "i would think it pleasurable to partake in such an activity (hi)", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1260317", "time": "1673367663", "html": "All of you have worker roles right now!<br /><br />Find food and gather supplies for the colony.", "user": "blockinguavoidingu" }, { "id": "1260318", "time": "1673367782", "html": "*pours water on the colony*", "user": "broncoboy18" }, { "id": "1260326", "time": "1673376205", "html": "*drowns*", "user": "stripes" }, { "id": "1260966", "time": "1673654991", "html": "Hey Antimony, let's take this shit over.", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1260974", "time": "1673659171", "html": "i will avenge my comrades, you bullies", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1260992", "time": "1673661437", "html": "*grows giant and soaks up the water, saving all of the ants but now i am forever a giant ant*", "user": "bug" }, { "id": "1260997", "time": "1673667541", "html": "*does the same thing as bug except eats sponges afterwards*", "user": "0blivion" }, { "id": "1261063", "time": "1673733707", "html": "*becomes a water ant", "user": "4mu" }, { "id": "1261074", "time": "1673734194", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/antagonist\">Antagonist</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Hey Antimony, let's take this shit over.</div></div>OUR COLONY NOW. WE ARE THE ONLY ANTS HERE. RELEASE THE PHEROMONES, ENTHRALL THEM ALL", "user": "antimonypentafluoride" }, { "id": "1261075", "time": "1673734278", "html": "*shortly seeing how the ants have mutated, ignites napalm on the anthill*", "user": "broncoboy18" } ], "users": { "blockinguavoidingu": { "name": "BlockingUAvoidingU", "key": "blockinguavoidingu", "url": "/users/blockinguavoidingu", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39234.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9" }, "bug": { "name": "bug", "key": "bug", "url": "/users/bug", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39166.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5132" }, "0blivion": { "name": "0blivion", "key": "0blivion", "url": "/users/0blivion", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39182.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "698" }, "4mu": { "name": "$4MU$", "key": "4mu", "url": "/users/4mu", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39392.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2129" }, "stripes": { "name": "stripes", "key": "stripes", "url": "/users/stripes", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39302.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2860" }, "broncoboy18": { "name": "BroncoBoy18", "key": "broncoboy18", "url": "/users/broncoboy18", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39539.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9815" }, "antagonist": { "name": "Antagonist", "key": "antagonist", "url": "/users/antagonist", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27059.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7164" }, "antimonypentafluoride": { "name": "antimony pentafluoride", "key": "antimonypentafluoride", "url": "/users/antimonypentafluoride", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39440.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4640" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 2 }

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