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{ "thread_id": "9283", "posts": [ { "id": "876456", "time": "1454772054", "html": "I like making lists. Do you like making lists? List your favorite lists here. I will do the same. Soon...", "user": "randyrandleman" }, { "id": "876476", "time": "1454776979", "html": "This one isn't mine. From HIMYM. <br />\n<br />\nDirtiest Names of Presidents<br />\n<br />\n1. Johnson<br />\n2. Dick Nixon<br />\n3. Harding<br />\n4. Polk<br />\n5. Filmore<br />\n6. Pierce<br />\n7. LBJ<br />\n8. Hoover<br />\n9. Bush<br />\n10. Clinton", "user": "randyrandleman" }, { "id": "876526", "time": "1454782776", "html": "This was on the wall of a school bathroom.<br />\n<br />\nIt read:<br />\nThings I hate:<br />\n<ul><li>Hateful people</li><li>Graffiti</li><li>Hypocrites</li></ul>And then it was all spelled really poorly, so someone wrote in:<br />\n<ul><li>Poor spelling</li></ul>", "user": "langston201" }, { "id": "876562", "time": "1454785087", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/randyrandleman/\">Randy Randleman</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">This one isn't mine. From HIMYM. <br />\n<br />\nDirtiest Names of Presidents<br />\n<br />\n1. Johnson<br />\n2. Bush<br />\n3. Harding<br />\n4. Polk<br />\n5. Filmore<br />\n6. Pierce<br />\n7. LBJ<br />\n8. Hoover<br />\n9. Bush<br />\n10. Clinton</div></div>No Tricky Dick?", "user": "blake" }, { "id": "876563", "time": "1454785160", "html": "I would have had it up there. I really love Polk. <br />\nEDIT: I'm putting it in. Phrasing. BOOM!", "user": "randyrandleman" }, { "id": "876824", "time": "1454824722", "html": "I like recursive lists.<br />\nJust kidding. <img src=\"/images/common/emoticons/wink.png\" alt=\";)\" />", "user": "cool7girl7" }, { "id": "876864", "time": "1454839012", "html": "<a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hbL7Yx9paE\">I like My List</a>", "user": "giantsquid" }, { "id": "876869", "time": "1454852117", "html": "I like it too.", "user": "randyrandleman" }, { "id": "877785", "time": "1455127926", "html": "Top 11 Favorite Hip Hop Artists (Was gonna be Top 10, but I couldn't leave off Tribe.) Also this is MY favs, not who I consider to be "The Best".<br />\n<br />\n1.\tEminem<br />\n2.\tLudacris<br />\n3.\tWu-Tang Clan<br />\n4.\tJay-Z<br />\n5.\tThe Beastie Boys <br />\n6.\tBone-Thugs-N-Harmony<br />\n7.\tOutkast<br />\n8.\tN.W.A.<br />\n9.\tKendrick Lamar<br />\n10.\tRun-DMC <br />\n11.\t A Tribe Called Quest", "user": "randyrandleman" }, { "id": "879984", "time": "1455749480", "html": "I like many of those artists. I also like lists.", "user": "larana" }, { "id": "879987", "time": "1455749957", "html": "I know you do, good buddy.", "user": "randyrandleman" }, { "id": "880023", "time": "1455760451", "html": "I'm new to this website but already love it. Here is a list that I heard somewhere:<br />\n<br />\nThere are three types of people in the world:<br />\n1.Those who can count<br />\n2.And those who cant", "user": "parzival17" }, { "id": "880025", "time": "1455761045", "html": "There are 10 types of people in this world.<br />\n1) Those who can count in binary<br />\n10)And those who can't", "user": "langston201" }, { "id": "880215", "time": "1455833889", "html": "There are two types of people in the world:<br />\n<br />\nThose who can extrapolate from incomplete data.", "user": "jaxxie" }, { "id": "880237", "time": "1455835048", "html": "There are 10 types of people in this world:<br />\n<br />\n<ul><li>Those who can count in binary</li><li>Those who can't</li><li>And those who didn't expect this joke to be in tertiary.</li></ul>", "user": "langston201" }, { "id": "880251", "time": "1455836421", "html": "This sounds more and more like a Forum Game as time goes on. >.><br />\n<br />\nHmm... What should I make a list of...<br />\nOoo! Let's go with:<br />\n<h2 class=\"heading\">A list of protagonists of my stories in no particular order.</h2><ul><li>Drake Ryutamashi </li><li>Crios Myshcell</li><li>Luxsburn Heartcup Dragsoo</li><li>Draco Ragna Malachine</li><li>Platinum Von Furhmann</li><li>Le\u00f3n </li><li>Skylar Sharkk</li><li>Ashes</li><li>Grip</li><li>Lazuli</li></ul>", "user": "dragonwarrior125" }, { "id": "880260", "time": "1455837320", "html": "I have a list. Five favorite symphonies in order.<br />\n<br />\n1. Beethoven's 7th<br />\n2. Mahler's 2nd<br />\n3. Mozart's 38th<br />\n4. Mahler's 6th<br />\n5. Shostakovich's 5th", "user": "meowmix6" }, { "id": "880267", "time": "1455838546", "html": "A correction to my list:<br />\n<br />\n<ul><li> Grechen "Grip" Illy Panser</li></ul>", "user": "dragonwarrior125" }, { "id": "880410", "time": "1455899644", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/langston201/\">langston201</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><br />\nThere are 10 types of people in this world:<br />\n<br />\n<ul><li>Those who can count in binary</li><li>Those who can't</li><li>And those who didn't expect this joke to be in tertiary.</li></ul></div></div><br />\n<br />\n*Ternary, like binary :3", "user": "sya" }, { "id": "880429", "time": "1455911698", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/randyrandleman/\">Randy Randleman</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I like making lists. Do you like making lists? List your favorite lists here. I will do the same. Soon...</div></div><br />\nUpdated Top 100 Hottest Celebs gogogo", "user": "blurryface" }, { "id": "880435", "time": "1455914227", "html": "I have it on a laptop that broke on me. I need to get the stuff off the hard-drive.", "user": "randyrandleman" }, { "id": "880569", "time": "1455995407", "html": "Top Ten Fav words<br />\n<br />\n1.\tIndeed<br />\n2.\tNefarious<br />\n3.\tIneffable<br />\n4.\tSerendipity<br />\n5.\tAlcohol<br />\n6.\tButt<br />\n7.\tBologna<br />\n8.\tPlatypus<br />\n9.\tLoo<br />\n10.\tWaldeinsamkeit", "user": "randyrandleman" }, { "id": "882690", "time": "1456949398", "html": "Top Ten Favorite Athletes<br />\n<br />\n1. Michael Jordan<br />\n2. Peyton Manning<br />\n3. Emmitt Smith<br />\n4. LeBron James<br />\n5. Mike Piazza<br />\n6. Tiger Woods<br />\n7. Steve Nash<br />\n8. Bo Jackson<br />\n9. Mike Tyson<br />\n10. Shaquille O'neal", "user": "randyrandleman" }, { "id": "882692", "time": "1456949736", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/randyrandleman/\">Randy Randleman</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><br />\n6.\tButt<br />\n</div></div><br />\nAre you the person who is asking all those questions about butts in the Q&A?", "user": "langston201" }, { "id": "882693", "time": "1456949780", "html": "I don't have a pc I can play League on so, top ten League Champions (In personal favorite, not viability)<br />\n<br />\n1. Alistar<br />\n2. Draaaaven<br />\n3. Leona<br />\n4. Jinx<br />\n5. Thresh<br />\n6. Jarvan IV<br />\n7. Ahri<br />\n8. Master Yi<br />\n9. Brolaf<br />\n10. Anivia/Corki/Urgot<br />\n<br />\nI couldn't decide on that last one.<br />\n<br />\nEdit: Randy, whenever I see the word ineffable it reminds me of Good Omens which is a fabulous book and I love it.", "user": "waterphoenix" } ], "users": { "randyrandleman": { "name": "Randy Randleman", "key": "randyrandleman", "url": "/users/randyrandleman", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/2223.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "998" }, "langston201": { "name": "langston201", "key": "langston201", "url": "/users/langston201", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/2144.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2395" }, "blake": { "name": "Blake", "key": "blake", "url": "/users/blake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/16552.png", "rankClass": "webmaster", "rankText": "Webmaster", "posts": "3018" }, "cool7girl7": { "name": "cool7girl7", "key": "cool7girl7", "url": "/users/cool7girl7", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3505.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11235" }, "giantsquid": { "name": "GiantSquid", "key": "giantsquid", "url": "/users/giantsquid", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/10939.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "631" }, "larana": { "name": "larana", "key": "larana", "url": "/users/larana", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3041.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "7915" }, "parzival17": { "name": "Parzival17", "key": "parzival17", "url": "/users/parzival17", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1966.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1" }, "jaxxie": { "name": "jaxxie", "key": "jaxxie", "url": "/users/jaxxie", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/13511.png", "rankClass": "admin", "rankText": "Admin", "posts": "8496" }, "dragonwarrior125": { "name": "dragonwarrior125", "key": "dragonwarrior125", "url": "/users/dragonwarrior125", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/73.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "23283" }, "meowmix6": { "name": "Meowmix6", "key": "meowmix6", "url": "/users/meowmix6", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1504.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9740" }, "sya": { "name": "Sya", "key": "sya", "url": "/users/sya", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/1902.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4277" }, "blurryface": { "name": "blurryface", "key": "blurryface", "url": "/users/blurryface", "avatar": "/images/white.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1010" }, "waterphoenix": { "name": "Water Phoenix", "key": "waterphoenix", "url": "/users/waterphoenix", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/22670.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9302" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 6 }

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