Hello! Name is Molly. 38, female, independent, writer, sarcastic, funny (I hope), love history, 80's music/movies, and .... my soul?
395.185 days ago
Nov 12, 2018 - 11:19 PM
Hi Molly, welcome to the madhouse.
Dibs on your soul. I promise I'll look after it.
395.159 days ago
Nov 12, 2018 - 11:57 PM
Hey, I'm honored. Remember to wash it on delicate and cold water only. Otherwise it could shrink.
395.138 days ago
Nov 13, 2018 - 12:26 AM
Welcome. It's not every day we get someone new.
395.032 days ago
Nov 13, 2018 - 2:59 AM
Yeah that’s the truth. Welcome, if you like the forum, post often.
395.014 days ago
Nov 13, 2018 - 3:26 AM
Not to sound desperate or anything, but please don't leave us. A lot of people join this site, stick around for a day or two, and never come back. It's getting kind of stale.
394.958 days ago
Nov 13, 2018 - 4:46 AM
Welcome!
How'd you end up here?
394.769 days ago
Nov 13, 2018 - 9:18 AM
Heh, well thanks. I'll stay. Pretty cool site. I was sent here by the "anonymous message server."
http://www.smalltime.com/anon.html
394.242 days ago
Nov 13, 2018 - 9:57 PM
Hah that thing is awesome. Not too surprising you found two cans from there.
394.137 days ago
Nov 14, 2018 - 12:28 AM
Whoa, so that's what the
Vending Machine game looks like from the inside.
393.629 days ago
Nov 14, 2018 - 12:40 PM
Anyway you sound like a pretty cool guy who posts on froums and doesn't afraid of anything, and we're happy to have you around.
391.828 days ago
Nov 16, 2018 - 7:54 AM
Thanks! (I'm a women) but I'll take cool any day :)
391.734 days ago
Nov 16, 2018 - 10:08 AM
(According to the Internet, you can be a woman and a pretty cool guy at the same time.) 391.608 days ago
Nov 16, 2018 - 1:10 PM
391.572 days ago
Nov 16, 2018 - 2:01 PM
Lol I stand corrected. :)
391.567 days ago
Nov 16, 2018 - 2:09 PM
And while
we're I'm memeing...
From The Rules:
16. NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNETS
391.528 days ago
Nov 16, 2018 - 3:05 PM
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
391.196 days ago
Nov 16, 2018 - 11:03 PM
391.155 days ago
Nov 17, 2018 - 12:03 AM
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