Two Cans & String

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", "user": "wyyca21" }, { "id": "1108577", "time": "1614053064", "html": "Haha thank you for the welcome!", "user": "thegreatjelly" }, { "id": "1108593", "time": "1614079466", "html": "Welcome, I like your username", "user": "7h3cl1nk1n65p00n" }, { "id": "1108635", "time": "1614089384", "html": "Welcome and merry Christmas", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1108649", "time": "1614091538", "html": "Thank you :D", "user": "thegreatjelly" }, { "id": "1108662", "time": "1614093039", "html": "Welcome to the site. Here's your gun and gas mask, now get in the trenches.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1108803", "time": "1614102836", "html": "Jokes aside welcome to the site! We're a little weird here, but I hope you'll feel at home!", "user": "iateap0tat0" }, { "id": "1108893", "time": "1614122998", "html": "this place is very home", "user": "poikichoi" }, { "id": "1109092", "time": "1614183331", "html": "lol i like it here so far >:D", "user": "thegreatjelly" }, { "id": "1109114", "time": "1614184492", "html": "May I ask for your support in the election for the office of the unofficial president of twocans?<br /><br />the election is in may.<br /><br />You can go to the sandbox section of the forum to get the details on the different candidates", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1109195", "time": "1614189144", "html": "I might be a little biased, but I'd suggest that you support the candidate who has not done any animal-lobbing", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1109196", "time": "1614189190", "html": "but you arent a simp. I will simp fro the citizens of twocans as president", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1109197", "time": "1614189337", "html": "The "pr" in "aprzn" stands for praseodymium and the s in praseodymium stands for simp", "user": "aprzn123" }, { "id": "1109198", "time": "1614189518", "html": "i dont see a simp avatar", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1109203", "time": "1614189769", "html": "Let's not derail this poor person's introduction, they're just vibing.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1109207", "time": "1614190380", "html": "This thread is meant for introductions, not advertisements. Disappointing for presidential candidates.", "user": "iateap0tat0" }, { "id": "1109225", "time": "1614192166", "html": "My bad", "user": "dementedkermit" }, { "id": "1109635", "time": "1614285673", "html": "lmao I will go look at the thread and see", "user": "thegreatjelly" }, { "id": "1109646", "time": "1614290149", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/thegreatjelly\">TheGreatJelly</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">this website is cool!</div></div>No, <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">you're</span> breathtaking!", "user": "waterphoenix" } ], "users": { "thegreatjelly": { "name": "TheGreatJelly", "key": "thegreatjelly", "url": "/users/thegreatjelly", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20822.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "5" }, "wyyca21": { "name": "Wyyca21", "key": "wyyca21", "url": "/users/wyyca21", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/17822.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9830" }, "7h3cl1nk1n65p00n": { "name": "7h3Cl1nk1n65p00n", "key": "7h3cl1nk1n65p00n", "url": "/users/7h3cl1nk1n65p00n", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/5933.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8" }, "poikichoi": { "name": "PoikiChoi", "key": "poikichoi", "url": "/users/poikichoi", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20980.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2279" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20744.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4201" }, "iateap0tat0": { "name": "Iateap0tat0", "key": "iateap0tat0", "url": "/users/iateap0tat0", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/19433.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "722" }, "dementedkermit": { "name": "dementedkermit", "key": "dementedkermit", "url": "/users/dementedkermit", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20475.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3236" }, "aprzn123": { "name": "aprzn123", "key": "aprzn123", "url": "/users/aprzn123", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/20919.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "4831" }, "waterphoenix": { "name": "Water Phoenix", "key": "waterphoenix", "url": "/users/waterphoenix", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/17290.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "8921" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 1 }

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