Two Cans & String

{ "thread_id": "11271", "posts": [ { "id": "1136076", "time": "1619834255", "html": "Well, what is it?", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "1136080", "time": "1619835191", "html": "She better be alive, not dead.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1136081", "time": "1619835266", "html": "^ Good point.<br /><br />However I see fit. I'm fine with my LADY so yeah.", "user": "tofuhound" }, { "id": "1136098", "time": "1619851994", "html": "It drives me wild when a girl knows how to write in cursive.", "user": "eric616" }, { "id": "1136099", "time": "1619878835", "html": "Girls are like Pok\u00e9mon cards, we\u2019re all trying to find that 1 edition Charizard", "user": "pelon" }, { "id": "1136100", "time": "1619879415", "html": "I love how much faster this thread degraded compared to the "What do girls look for in guys" thread. Like we just started this with shitposts.", "user": "currentnathan" }, { "id": "1136107", "time": "1619880812", "html": "Yes.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1136108", "time": "1619880839", "html": "What am I even doing in this category? I shouldn't be in here.", "user": "wlicky" }, { "id": "1136112", "time": "1619884312", "html": "Personally, I'm into hot nerds.", "user": "scoggles" }, { "id": "1136115", "time": "1619887666", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/currentnathan\">Currentnathan</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I love how much faster this thread degraded compared to the "What do girls look for in guys" thread. Like we just started this with shitposts.</div></div>This is the way.", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "1141787", "time": "1620948741", "html": "I might as well do this.<br /><br />1. Alive (Optional)", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1141789", "time": "1620948758", "html": "LOLL ez", "user": "dumbkeara" }, { "id": "1141792", "time": "1620948801", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ebag\">e-bag</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">I might as well do this.<br /><br />1. Alive (Optional)</div></div><br />Concerning.", "user": "antagonist" }, { "id": "1141794", "time": "1620948818", "html": "Haha, ok, here's the real list.<br /><br />Needs:<br /><ul><li> Female</li><li> Alive</li><li> Actually Exists</li></ul>Wants:<br /><ul><li> Will listen to my problems, and tell me theirs.</li><li> Can deal with my <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">unhealthy</span> obsession with trains. (Or, better yet, likes trains as well.)</li><li> Will play Roblox with me.</li><li> Can deal with <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">a bit</span> of cussing. </li><li> Nightly cuddles.</li><li> Can deal with my overall weirdness.</li><li> Can take jokes.</li><li> <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">NOT</span> a morning person.</li><li> Uses this site somewhat frequently.</li><li> Has a <span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\">strong</span> hatred for Karens (Old Definition)</li><li> Doesn't believe in Zodiac Signs whatsoever.</li><li> Accepts that I'm <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">C H O N K Y</span>.</li><li> Doesn't care too much about presents.</li></ul><br />Traits:<br /><ul><li> Funny</li><li> Kind</li><li> Passionate</li></ul>", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1141832", "time": "1620951276", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ebag\">e-bag</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><br /><ul><li> Actually Exists</li></ul></div></div><br />Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get too crazy, here.<br /><br />Do you hate the new definition of Karen which is just somebody that doesn't wear a mask?<br /><br />Or do you hate the old school definition of Karen who wants to snitch and bitch about people not wearing their mask and complain to managers and call police and stuff?", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "1141834", "time": "1620951472", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/ebag\">e-bag</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Haha, ok, here's the real list.<br /><br />Needs:<br /><ul><li> Female</li><li> Alive</li><li> Actually Exists</li></ul>Wants:<br /><ul><li> Will listen to my problems, and tell me theirs.</li><li> Can deal with my <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">unhealthy</span> obsession with trains. (Or, better yet, likes trains as well.)</li><li> Will play Roblox with me.</li><li> Can deal with <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">a bit</span> of cussing.</li><li> Nightly cuddles.</li><li> Can deal with my overall weirdness.</li><li> Can take jokes.</li><li> <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">NOT</span> a morning person.</li><li> Uses this site somewhat frequently.</li><li> Has a <span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\">strong</span> hatred for Karens.</li><li> Doesn't believe in Zodiac Signs.</li><li> Accepts that I'm <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">C H O N K Y</span>.</li><li> Doesn't care too much about presents.</li></ul><br />Traits:<br /><ul><li> Funny</li><li> Kind</li><li> Passionate</quote></li></ul><br />Hey idk if you know i asked a question earlier and someone posted that you might have swap ass. Anyways, i tried my best not to laugh\ud83e\udd74</div></div>", "user": "pelon" }, { "id": "1141840", "time": "1620952654", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/waterphoenix\">Water Phoenix</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Do you hate the new definition of Karen which is just somebody that doesn't wear a mask?<br /><br />Or do you hate the old school definition of Karen who wants to snitch and bitch about people not wearing their mask and complain to managers and call police and stuff?</div></div>The old definition, for sure.<br /><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/pelon\">Pelon</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">Hey idk if you know i asked a question earlier and someone posted that you might have swap ass. Anyways, i tried my best not to laugh\ud83e\udd74</div></div>Haha, I wonder who that was.", "user": "ebag" }, { "id": "1142535", "time": "1621124195", "html": "Oh, good. Old definition of Karen is best definition of Karen.<br /><br />What I look for in girls is pretty simple. I like big smiles! I smile big all the time and I would really love to have someone to smile with, its not a deal breaker though. What if there's someone who just doesn't like to smile too much? I would probably like her too!", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "1146225", "time": "1621833186", "html": "My requirements;<br /><br />Female(Optional)", "user": "samsung23" }, { "id": "1146246", "time": "1621835099", "html": "That's a mood.", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "1146272", "time": "1621848874", "html": "<ul><li> \ud83c\udf51 + (\ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2640\ufe0f + \ud83d\udc56)</li><li> (\ud83c\udf48 + \ud83c\udf48) * \ud83e\udd76 </li><li> \ud83c\udf2e + \ud83e\uddff</li></ul>", "user": "cool7girl7" }, { "id": "1146273", "time": "1621853053", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/samsung23\">Samsung23</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">My requirements;<br /><br />Female(Optional)</div></div><br />Why do i relate so much", "user": "kyomiyake" }, { "id": "1146313", "time": "1621860929", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/cool7girl7\">cool7girl7</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\">- \ud83c\udf2e + \ud83e\uddff <br /></div></div><br /><br />Taco button?<br />Taco button.", "user": "scoggles" }, { "id": "1146315", "time": "1621862213", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/weeb1\">WEEB#1</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><br />Why do i relate so much</div></div>Bruh, me too sometimes.", "user": "waterphoenix" }, { "id": "1146362", "time": "1621865706", "html": "<div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/waterphoenix\">Water Phoenix</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><div style=\"margin:20px; background-image:url(/images/light.png);\"><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:5px;\"><a href=\"/users/weeb1\">WEEB#1</a> said:</div><div style=\"border:1px solid #888; padding:20px;\"><br />Why do i relate so much</div></div>Bruh, me too sometimes.</div></div><br />Its probs because I'm pan lmao", "user": "kyomiyake" } ], "users": { "waterphoenix": { "name": "Water Phoenix", "key": "waterphoenix", "url": "/users/waterphoenix", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/17022.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "9369" }, "wlicky": { "name": "W_Licky", "key": "wlicky", "url": "/users/wlicky", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/41631.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11222" }, "tofuhound": { "name": "Tofuhound", "key": "tofuhound", "url": "/users/tofuhound", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/25234.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "105" }, "eric616": { "name": "Eric-616", "key": "eric616", "url": "/users/eric616", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/7815.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3125" }, "pelon": { "name": "Pelon", "key": "pelon", "url": "/users/pelon", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/28079.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "837" }, "currentnathan": { "name": "Currentnathan", "key": "currentnathan", "url": "/users/currentnathan", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27282.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1001" }, "scoggles": { "name": "Scoggles", "key": "scoggles", "url": "/users/scoggles", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/23512.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "3973" }, "ebag": { "name": "e-bag", "key": "ebag", "url": "/users/ebag", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/42500.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11265" }, "dumbkeara": { "name": "dumbkeara", "key": "dumbkeara", "url": "/users/dumbkeara", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/31377.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1292" }, "antagonist": { "name": "Antagonist", "key": "antagonist", "url": "/users/antagonist", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27059.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "7548" }, "samsung23": { "name": "Samsung23", "key": "samsung23", "url": "/users/samsung23", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/27967.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "2075" }, "cool7girl7": { "name": "cool7girl7", "key": "cool7girl7", "url": "/users/cool7girl7", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/3505.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "11235" }, "kyomiyake": { "name": "KyoMiyake", "key": "kyomiyake", "url": "/users/kyomiyake", "avatar": "/uploads/drawn/39320.png", "rankClass": "civilian", "rankText": "", "posts": "1198" } }, "page_num": 1, "locked": 0, "total_pages": 5 }

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